Useless Thread MDCCCXLIV: Airplane Middle Seat Depreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

Stop smiling, stop laughing, absolutely no fun is being had in this f***ing line

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Security line has a little part to let people cut ahead if their flight is leaving soon.

So much for personal responsibility. Get f***ed, people that showed up early like you're supposed to

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Customs agent walks away from her stand, and as she's walking back, the guy behind me (who has been standing way too close to me) says "There you go, boss".

Shut up, idiot, I'm paying attention, I'm waiting for her to indicate she's ready.

Shut the f*** up

 

[John Price]

Ah the old days of getting up at 5 am to catch an early ass flight

haven't flown since 2019

Then people always bitch about the airport. Boy you got a McDonalds there and a BoJangles at Charlotte international. What's the issue?

"HURR DURR AIRPORT INCONVENIENCE SECURITY"

it takes like 3 mintues to get past security

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Busy airports are miserable. And I'm leaving Canada, so my TSA Precheck is meaningless.

Security and customs took close to an hour. Thankfully I wasn't checking luggage, otherwise it would have been another 30 minutes easy.

I don't want Bojangles or McDonalds, I want to swing my luggage around and wallop some people

 

[John Price]

Busy airports are miserable.

Security and customs took close to an hour. Thankfully I wasn't checking luggage, otherwise it would have been another 30 minutes easy.

I don't want Bojangles or McDonalds, I want to swing my luggage around and wallop some people

lmao 1 hour security and customs. in the us mind you. unless you're returning from a foreign country sure. but flights heading OUT of the US, how you getting such long lines...at 5 am lmao

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

And cue all the idiots crowding the gate way before it's their turn to board

lmao 1 hour security and customs. in the us mind you. unless you're returning from a foreign country sure. but flights heading OUT of the US, how you getting such long lines...at 5 am lmao

Flying out of Montreal, boss

 

[John Price]

And cue all the idiots crowding the gate way before it's their turn to board



Flying out of Montreal, boss

Nice

you visited the montreal INTL airport before @Zaiden Shogun!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You know how many people I hit my bag or ass when I walk up the aisle?

None, because I'm not a f***ing jerk

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Very busy drinking beer and dancing to earth wind and fire September

 

[PanthersPens62]

Very busy drinking beer and dancing to earth wind and fire September

Oh good, maybe if you get drunk enough you'll scream "YOU LIKE THAT" when you see "Kurt" Cousins during pregame festivities. "

 

[John Price]

Oh good, maybe if you get drunk enough you'll scream "YOU LIKE THAT" when you see "Kurt" Cousins during pregame festivities. "

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[Sega Dreamcast]

Guy across the aisle from me had something dripping on him from the overhead bins (not someone's luggage).

Did he stew in his misery, then have a moan and be an asshole on social media afterwards? No, he actually said something to the f***ing flight attendant, so she fixed the problem and offered him free drinks.

For f***'s sake, it's not that hard. f*** that one whiny bitch.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Oh great, it's November, so we have to endure the obnoxious Salute to Service shit during football.

It's almost like the armed forces pay sports teams to glorify soldie-oh wait.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Where's the Salute to Non-service month, huh?

Seeing as some people find it deeply offensive for the NFL to go out of their way to give attention to groups that are arbitrarily deemed "political", how is this any different?

(And that's completely ignoring the fact that people choose to become soliders, while those aforementioned "political" groups are based upon inherent traits.)

 

[Satan]

tuanon member checking in

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Ekeler's elbow was down, bring it back.

Hanson marking out over the play when it was quite clear his elbow hit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Mixon with a 50 burger, maybe even more

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The Lions really are going to lose this in one of the most Lions way possible, aren't they?

Just recover either fumble in bounds and it's over.

Oh wow, lol Packers

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It's all your fault, QAaron.

3 picks and the Lions offense still left the window wide open, but you blew it

 

[PanthersPens62]

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I'm slowly losing patience with El Presidente. Its bad enough he thinks DiMare is the savior for the baseball program but now he's blatantly lying about the kids' feelings about Mario. Maybe these doe eyed recruits "love him", but the current crop of losers can't stand him.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

It's all your fault, QAaron.

3 picks and the Lions offense still left the window wide open, but you blew it

oh no!

Anyways

 

[John Price]

I'm slowly losing patience with El Presidente. Its bad enough he thinks DiMare is the savior for the baseball program but now he's blatantly lying about the kids' feelings about Mario. Maybe these doe eyed recruits "love him", but the current crop of losers can't stand him.

But you are a Miami Homer who supports all the coaches

oh no!

Anyways

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