Useless Thread MDCCCXLIV: Airplane Middle Seat Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

girl's car

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Chicken and Waffles

 

[John Price]

I don't think I can use my very popular saying "ye" anymore considering what's happened to ye on social media

it would seem like an implicit endorsement of his hatred policies

Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith
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The special edition @KnowMercyPod episode is out NOW, the link is in the bio! #KanyeWest #Ye #whenyourewrongyourewrong

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Hood morning

 

[John Price]

Late Night Television is absolutely dying. The hosts are not funny, talented, or smart. Actually, it’s amazing that they keep their jobs. Ratings have gone south to a level never seen before. I could take the average person on the street, insert them in these loser's place, and the entertainment level would be better. Stephen Colbert is drawing “flies,” Jimmy Kimmel is down almost 50%, and Fallon has lost 60%. Basket case Seth Meyers has lost most of his audience, BORING.

 

[John Price]

Saturday Night Live was once HUUUGE! Now, however, the ratings are lower than ever before, and the show will probably be put to “rest.” It is just not, at these levels, sustainable - A bad show that’s not funny or smart. L.M. is angry and exhausted, the show even more so. It was once good, never great, but now, like the Late Night Losers who have lost their audience but have no idea why, it is over for SNL - A great thing!

 

[PanthersPens62]

GameDay guest star Kane brown who cares

#MoarPeytonFewerCountry/Rappers

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The last time I was on a plane, the flight attendant forgot to tell the person in front of me to unrecline their seat for landing.

I was too cowardly to say something to the woman or anyone that could have helped me, but I still demand reparations for this inhumane treatment.

 

[John Price]

The last time I was on a plane, the flight attendant forgot to tell the person in front of me to unrecline their seat for landing.

I was too cowardly to say something to the woman or anyone that could have helped me, but I still demand reparations for this inhumane treatment.

 

[John Price]

i love how you always preface things by saying "if you want to win enough money to [some lame thing]" when Bear's picks are often incorrect and you'd actually lose money

but keep talking like bear's picks are going to make yinz john h ruiz

#RantOfTheWeek #NotAimedAtAnyoneInParticular

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast I give up with this lame mouse I'm going to go buy another one

shit still can't click properly, and when clicking hard and scrolling over post to copy and paste, it loses focus

the mechanism is messed up

 

[PanthersPens62]

i love how you always preface things by saying "if you want to win enough money to [some lame thing]" when Bear's picks are often incorrect and you'd actually lose money

but keep talking like bear's picks are going to make yinz john h ruiz

#RantOfTheWeek #NotAimedAtAnyoneInParticular

I think the poster I address it to every week realizes there is a teeny tiny bit of sarcasm in my prefaces. I think the majority of people who read said posts also realize I don't take his picks seriously otherwise, why would I post his dismal record every week? I would just do what a certain orange shaded individual does........LIE.

 

[John Price]

when you lay bait in the ut waiting for people to pick up on it

I think the poster I address it to every week realizes there is a teeny tiny bit of sarcasm in my prefaces. I think the majority of people who read said posts also realize I don't take his picks seriously otherwise, why would I post his dismal record every week? I would just do what a certain orange shaded individual does........LIE.

you actually lose money advocating for those dumb picks

the segment is dumb

bear is good but mostly for horse racing

 

[John Price]

going out to eat pizza and buy mouses that click properly

no more gameday for today

 

[PanthersPens62]

when you lay bait in the ut waiting for people to pick up on it

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you actually lose money advocating for those dumb picks

the segment is dumb

bear is good but mostly for horse racing

Again. the poster I address it to is well aware of this.

Are you aware that Mr. Mcclure again referred to you as "Dan" after yet another of your senseless rants defending Snyder?

going out to eat pizza and buy mouses that click properly

no more gameday for today

Oh darn! I guess you'll miss my useless Corso Headgear Report post

 

[John Price]

Again. the poster I address it to is well aware of this.

Are you aware that Mr. Mcclure again referred to you as "Dan" after yet another of your senseless rants defending Snyder?


Oh darn! I guess you'll miss my useless Corso Headgear Report post

very busy, working hard today

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62



Losing to Duke

Coach K is pleased

How are yinz THIS bad? I mean losing to UNC and MTSU was bad enough, yinz BARELY beat VT (the only team even WORSE than you all) and now losing to DUKE 17-7

You'll be wishing for Miami "baseball" and DiMare at this rate

"How soon can baseball season get here."

 

[John Price]

Miami football is nothing more than a sham. This is not Miami being back, it’s failed revenge. Ken Dorsey will put a stop to this.

 

[John Price]

Who’s this Cristobal appointed “Offensive Coach,” Josh Gattis, who keeps saying, and sending to all, very nasty, wrong, and ill informed playcalls currently going on in Miami, that I know nothing about. With that being said, please explain to this hack that he isn't as good as he was in Michigan! Also, he shouldn’t be making bad playcalls until he understands the offense, which he doesn’t!

 

[John Price]

38-21

Yeah you would be wise not to comment on this

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Mr moneybags