Useless Thread MDCCCXLII: TuAnon Awareness Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Just tried a bottle of this vile shit. f***ing awful!

Coke actually said “it’s supposed to taste like dreams” or some such nonsense.

They weren’t wrong. This shit is a f***ing nightmare. It straight up tastes like Coke mixed with a shitload of f***ing Robitussin cough syrup, fake peach, and sadness.

Drank 1/4 of the bottle before I literally dumped the rest down the sink. Which Is something in my life that I’ve never done with a soda before.

Until now.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Imagine choosing soda over sparkling water in 2022

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm going to need a better explanation than "Dream Flavored" to buy something like that.

Also doesn't help that Coke is typically brown and those look slightly purple.

They weren’t wrong. This shit is a f***ing nightmare. It straight up tastes like Coke mixed with a shitload of f***ing Robitussin cough syrup, fake peach, and sadness.

Wait a minute, it's purple and tastes like cough syrup. Are they selling pre-mixed lean?

 

[John Price]

why would you drink anything named dreamworld

you had too much dabs or something

 

[Satan]

TuAnon

 

[John Price]

TuAnon

How many of your arsenal club members are playing for their countries in the international window

 

[John Price]

Inter Miami

 

[Satan]

How many of your arsenal club members are playing for their countries in the international window

Saka england player of the year

 

[John Price]

Saka england player of the year

what about kane

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

were you aware Inter Miami beat DC United in their last game with a late goal

 

[Kairi Zaide]

WON: As of very recently Saraya is still not cleared to wrestle.

lol so she's not cleared

 

[John Price]

Too much time with real Don agnelli has corrupted Winston Mckenzie

 

[TheGreenTBer]

lmao

for me i think i'd rather just delegate the programming to a younger person now. i want to architect, not code anymore.

i'll see in an hour what they're planning for me at work...

Just tried a bottle of this vile shit. f***ing awful!

Coke actually said “it’s supposed to taste like dreams” or some such nonsense.

They weren’t wrong. This shit is a f***ing nightmare. It straight up tastes like Coke mixed with a shitload of f***ing Robitussin cough syrup, fake peach, and sadness.

Drank 1/4 of the bottle before I literally dumped the rest down the sink. Which Is something in my life that I’ve never done with a soda before.

Until now.

what the f*** is that shit

Imagine choosing soda over sparkling water in 2022

we go through 2 12-packs of sparkling water per week in my house lol

 

[PanthersPens62]

I'm very happy, El Presidente!

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[John Price]

Japan beat the US 2-0

I thought Canada was going to be bad at the World Cup but US may be even worse

holy shit

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[John Price]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Japan beat the US 2-0

I thought Canada was going to be bad at the World Cup but US may be even worse

holy shit

it's not exactly representative, and the US are in a pretty tough group with iran and wales both being high ranked 3rd and 4th seeds

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Just tried a bottle of this vile shit. f***ing awful!

Coke actually said “it’s supposed to taste like dreams” or some such nonsense.

They weren’t wrong. This shit is a f***ing nightmare. It straight up tastes like Coke mixed with a shitload of f***ing Robitussin cough syrup, fake peach, and sadness.

Drank 1/4 of the bottle before I literally dumped the rest down the sink. Which Is something in my life that I’ve never done with a soda before.

Until now.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

lmao

for me i think i'd rather just delegate the programming to a younger person now. i want to architect, not code anymore.

i'll see in an hour what they're planning for me at work...

Opportunity to be DevSecOps group lead.

I have never been so happy that I changed to software engineering 10 years ago. Completely changed everything, from my work interests to employment prospects to income earning potential.

Yay! The Green Teabagger is happy

EDIT: And I had way too much coffee this morning so I feel all jittery and shit.