Useless Thread MDCCCXL - Voyage in Sumeru

[John Price]

Just provide them with a link to the Useless Thread.......that is clearly your top work/skill.

 

[Satan]

 

[John Price]

"We need a portfolio of your work."

Me

 

[John Price]

wonder what he would say if he learned that my office paid me a nice $600 chair for home, and i get to keep it

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Come on Dinos

 

[John Price]

Job advertises it is open in Raleigh, NC

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Job advertises it is open in Raleigh, NC

People love coming to Raleigh and Charlotte to work!

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

What's After Like?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"It's a kissing practice device, see the lips?"

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Alright, time to go for my morning walk.

 

[John Price]

Giants HR in the top of the ninth makes it 2-0 Giants.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Giants HR in the top of the ninth makes it 2-0 Giants.

Made me SICK!!

 

[John Price]

People love coming to Raleigh and Charlotte to work!

The South is good to visit but I Fear I will become 600 pounds if I move there

too much food there; i'm trying to lose weight not gain weight

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

The South is good to visit but I Fear I will become 600 pounds if I move there

too much food there; i'm trying to lose weight not gain weight

I thought you were already 600 pounds.

 

[John Price]

Move to the South

Chick Fil A a foot away
Cookout 2 miles away
Bojangles 2 miles away

I thought you were already 600 pounds.

I'm 1/6 that, I'm woefully small

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

Move to the South

Chick Fil A a foot away
Cookout 2 miles away
Bojangles 2 miles away

I'm 1/6 that, I'm woefully small

Dude, if you're 1/6 of 600 pounds, you should be gaining weight. Or are you trying to be anorexic?

 

[John Price]

Dinos home run!

Final from Changwon Dinos 1 Giants 2

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Chick Fil A a foot away
Cookout 2 miles away
Bojangles 2 miles away

lirl, of course you were talking about fast food when you said there's so much food in the south

 

[John Price]

Dude, if you're 1/6 of 600 pounds, you should be gaining weight. Or are you trying to be anorexic?

I'm just cheap I don't want to buy new clothes plus the beer belly doesn't look good

lirl, of course you were talking about fast food when you said there's so much food in the south

Those are just the chains

Sure there are good BBQ joints in NC that serve Eastern and Western style BBQ

That said the vinegar based one is so watery lol it's crzy. I prefer thicker ketchup-based sauce

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

I'm just cheap I don't want to buy new clothes plus the beer belly doesn't look good

You should be proud of your beer belly. Show it to the public while wearing a tank top.

 

[John Price]

You should be proud of your beer belly. Show it to the public while wearing a tank top.

no i don't want to buy new clothes

 

[Vancouver Canucks]

no i don't want to buy new clothes

Wear something you have and show that beer belly!

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

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Oh yeah, that will help rid you of the beer belly.