Useless Thread MDCCCXCVIII: Olympic Breakdancing Appreciation Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Am proud to say I’ve never seen a Marvel movie.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"The best part was when Wesley snipes said the r word"

lirl

 

[John Price]

DON'T RUIN IT

me seeing massive spoilers for a movie i'm literally about to watch in 6 hours

90 more minutes

are you going to watch that borderlands movie

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

DON'T RUIN IT

me seeing massive spoilers for a movie i'm literally about to watch in 6 hours

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I'm posting one spoiler per IG embed.

"Shawn Levy, as far as I can tell, simply thinks the idea of Branded Content interacting with itself is comedy gold, and so he just made another NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM movie but replaced famous historical figures with Reddit jerkoff cameo nonsense and called it a day."

"Needless cameos, marvel fans screaming at every stupid detail, jokes that made me chuckle at most and sigh at anything else, horrible dialogue, meh cg, empty fan service, Not worth your time."

"Nothing burger slop fed to every little man child piggy."

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Watching this surrounded by 300 people you don't know and having the same reactions and laughs. Hearing those gasps and moments of silence all collectively together, worth every cent."

I retract all of the mean things I said about the DMV because that sounds like torture.

It's literally this video:

 

[John Price]

why do they have to have the colombia game at the same time as us

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

are you going to watch that borderlands movie

Looks like shit, so no

 

[John Price]

Did you see Fallout

That was pretty decent

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"A exhausting headache of a blockbuster whose bitter self-awareness is no longer rebellious fun in the face of the superhero industrial complex but instead a mouthpiece for Feige, the ailing Marvel machine, and business mogul Ryan Reynolds to whinge and moan in the face of criticism they have received for their below-par work"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Deadpool & Wolverine is every inch a post-peak Marvel movie, a parade of crowd pleasing pops with practically no substance, guaranteeing a billion dollar return and a shelf life of about five minutes."

 

[John Price]

not reading that

imma go off when the critics whine about the movie and then turns out...wow it was a good use of 2 hours of film time.

It was like that with the Marvels and the Eternals too. All people did was complain. Then if you actually paid 20 dollars to see the movie wow it wasn't that bad.

one more hour until I can get white girl wasted at the bar.

it would also help if I could find the original image without the dumb captions

lirl at @Sega Dreamcast mocking me for bringing books and tablets to the bar

sorry I need to pass the time looking through shit instead of sitting around before the game starts

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"It felt like watching a child playing with his toys, just smashing them against each other devoid of any sense or reason."

lirl at @Sega Dreamcast mocking me for bringing books and tablets to the bar

sorry I need to pass the time looking through shit instead of sitting around before the game starts

You're that guy that bought a coffee 5 hours ago and thinks he can just hang out all day in a coffee shop. It's not a library, it's a place of business.

Reading a book at a bar isn't pregaming.

Go buy a 6 pack, drink one, and then pass out drunk on the sidewalk. Now that's pregaming.

 

[End of Line]

"Deadpool & Wolverine is every inch a post-peak Marvel movie, a parade of crowd pleasing pops with practically no substance, guaranteeing a billion dollar return and a shelf life of about five minutes."

Sounds about right for everything Disney does these days

 

[John Price]

You're that guy that bought a coffee 5 hours ago and thinks he can just hang out all day in a coffee shop. It's not a library, it's a place of business.

Reading a book at a bar isn't pregaming.

Go buy a 6 pack, drink one, and then pass out drunk on the sidewalk. Now that's pregaming.

Eh I'm going 30 mintues early so I can watch anthems and get a good spot

Dont' wanna get my buzz going that early

they say it might rain

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Some good Olympic action already going on!

 

[John Price]

USA 3-0

 

[End of Line]

Read the plot to DP3 seems meh

 

[Help]

Holy Shit: It's dat lnge

 

[John Price]

Read the plot to DP3 seems meh

1 more hour!!

 

[End of Line]

1 more hour!!

Want me to tell you what happens?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Dont' wanna have my 1 drink and fall asleep shitfaced that early

Fixed.

 

[John Price]

Read the plot to DP3 seems meh

it's not meh though

 

[End of Line]

it's not meh though

Still gonna pass on it lol. Haven’t been to the theater to see a movie since the last Spiderman 3 years ago, and before that, Vice in 2018 lol

 

[John Price]

It was a good movie though

Also love how Sega Dreamcast didn't hesitate at all to copypaste random reviews this afternoon and blurt out major spoilers which impacted my viewing experience. Thanks a lot.

That's why I f***ing said to go in fresh without knowing any information about the f***ing film.

At least your massive spoiler of Daenrys taking 6 years to return to Westeros wasn't that bad as I was stalled on Season 2 and had no intention of really advancing that far. I wonder if her return to Westeros was in the books or if it was one of those things the writers just extrapolated from the books lol

rofl @Sega Dreamcast ol Man of Steel hitchhiker boy was in Deadpool V Wolverine

Couldn't recognize him without all the Zack Snyder lens flare

What next, massive The Boys spoilers about my crush Starlight?

I took some photos of Stray Kids talking to Ryan Reynolds before the movie they are big Deadpool fans

 

[End of Line]

I took some photos of Stray Kids talking to Ryan Reynolds before the movie they are big Deadpool fans

Sounds sus to me