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[Sega Dreamcast]

"Fiancée and I received a congratulations card from Coach Tomlin after sending a wedding invite to the team"

Why is that a thing, inviting random celebrities to your wedding? That's so lame.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Multiple sources confirm Aiyuk to Pittsburgh.

You heard it here first.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Let my wife book a haircut for me and I regret that decision.

Instead of picking the option that explicitly says "Choose this option if you've went more than 2 months since your last cut", she picked the 'deluxe' option with a hair wash and a straight razor shave, both of which I absolutely don't want.

So now I get to pay more for shit I don't want. Great, thanks a lot.

 

[John Price]

book your own haircuts

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

book your own haircuts

Shut up, Captain Obvious.

I figured she would think for a second and pick the logical choice, or at least ask me what I wanted, but no.

 

[End of Line]

book your own haircuts

He doesn’t want your look, which is simple Jack

Also,

https://x.com/i/web/status/104339253210779648

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Netflix Reportedly Quietly Cancels ‘Army of the Dead’ Sequels and Animated Series"

Good, that movie was shit and a half.

Stop letting Zack "Vince Russo" Snyder write his own movies.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"I know that they canceled it quietly, but I also like to imagine that they canceled it in slow motion."

"And then they'll release a director's cut of the cancellation that's even longer and slower."

lirl

 

[John Price]

"I know that they canceled it quietly, but I also like to imagine that they canceled it in slow motion."

"And then they'll release a director's cut of the cancellation that's even longer and slower."

lirl

the lens flare !

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 How do you even know the Staee reference you don't go to mgoblog. Do you even understand who's being made fun of in that image?

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62 How do you even know the Staee reference you don't go to mgoblog. Do you even understand who's being made fun of in that image?

I right clicked on the image, clicked "Search The Web For The Image" and lo & behold the mgoblog thread it appeared in showed up ! You know damn well I'm googling any cryptic post you make. Just have not yet figured out what "public health official" is referring to.

 

[John Price]

Gold fdor the US in the 400m!

 

[PanthersPens62]

What a run for Quincy Hall in the Men's 400M

 

[John Price]

Just have not yet figured out what "public health official" is referring to.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Its Silver for Katie Moon in the Women's Pole Vault.

 

[John Price]

GO KENNETH

 

[PanthersPens62]

Wow ! Silver for Kenneth Rooks in the 3000 Steeplechase!!!!!!!

Much as I have been critical of many of the US' big stars coming up short, I can't believe how far we have come in events such as distance running, road cycling & Fencing.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

NBC will show the Closing Ceremony live

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I don't know why I assumed a straight razor neck shave was going to be on my throat and not the back of my neck.

No longer look like I belong on the wall of the post office.

 

[John Price]