Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXVIII: Shane Gillis Depreciation Thread

[KrisLeturnover]

Gonna watch SNL tonight. Haven't cared to watch in over a decade. DAWGz rise up.

I'm gonna be surprised if the out of touch writers allow Shane to even be funny. Word is they're not giving him much room to work with.

 

[John Price]

Though many NFL sources believed Johnson was the top candidate, Washington had not interviewed him in person. Before he could be considered one of the favorites, the committee wanted a face-to-face interview.

According to team sources, Washington's decision-makers were looking forward to their Detroit trip to meet with Glenn and Johnson. But Washington never got that chance with the latter. While the committee members were en route, Johnson texted them to say he had decided to stay with the Lions. According to multiple people involved, because Johnson texted when they were in the air, they found out about his decision via social media, before his text went through -- a sequence that irked the Commanders delegation.

Gonna watch SNL tonight. Haven't cared to watch in over a decade. DAWGz rise up.

I'm gonna be surprised if the out of touch writers allow Shane to even be funny. Word is they're not giving him much room to work with.

Good luck to SHANE!

 

[John Price]

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[Oogie Boogie]

Rebirth on Thursday!

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Might order me some chicken from Bonchon tomorrow

 

[John Price]

Might order me some chicken from Bonchon tomorrow

 

[John Price]

SHANE GILLIS

 

[John Price]

Might order me some chicken from Bonchon tomorrow

 

[Oogie Boogie]

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Very tempting! I believe I have another day left on my 40% off promo order for Uber Eats, and my dad has never had it. Time for him to experience it!!

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Frick

 

[PanthersPens62]

Though many NFL sources believed Johnson was the top candidate, Washington had not interviewed him in person. Before he could be considered one of the favorites, the committee wanted a face-to-face interview.

According to team sources, Washington's decision-makers were looking forward to their Detroit trip to meet with Glenn and Johnson. But Washington never got that chance with the latter. While the committee members were en route, Johnson texted them to say he had decided to stay with the Lions. According to multiple people involved, because Johnson texted when they were in the air, they found out about his decision via social media, before his text went through -- a sequence that irked the Commanders delegation.


Good luck to SHANE!

Still seething. And probably seething over this as well:



#Owned

 

[John Price]

Shane's monologue is kind of clean

where's the edgy shit

 

[John Price]

Miami Faces 80-76 Setback Against Georgia Tech

Four Hurricanes scored in double-figures in the 80-76 loss to Georgia Tech, paced by Kyshawn George and Bensley Joseph who had 16 apiece.

miamihurricanes.com

 

[PanthersPens62]

Shane's monologue is kind of clean

where's the edgy shit

It's network TV, what more did you want? It wasn't enough that he referred to people as "gay" and even worse "Pejorative Slured", a word that is considered very much off limits. Judging from comments I've seen on X, (and from the face on the lady in the band) he went over like a lead balloon.

Miami Faces 80-76 Setback Against Georgia Tech

Four Hurricanes scored in double-figures in the 80-76 loss to Georgia Tech, paced by Kyshawn George and Bensley Joseph who had 16 apiece.

miamihurricanes.com

Another reminder they are without El P's main find, Nigel Pack. That said, this team is awful & you can clearly see Coach L is 100% checked out. Insiders say he absolutely hates this team & who can blame him.

 

[John Price]

i can't remember the last time miami won a game lol

Jamaican Shane

 

[PanthersPens62]

i can't remember the last time miami won a game lol

Jamaican Shane

I can't remember the last time the Caps beat the Panthers !

 

[John Price]

I can't remember the last time the Caps beat the Panthers !

 

[John Price]

how triggered are you that Bowen Yang appeared with Shane in a skit

 

[John Price]

20% victory

 

[PanthersPens62]

The regular impersonator is 157% better at Sir than Shane was.

If Bowen Yang is cool with Shane then God Bless him. That said, people thought it was great that Bowen played Truman Capote on a night when Shane mocked gay folks.

 

[John Price]

Reference to Tom Sandoval and Vanderpump Rules on SNL