Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXVII: Neil Diamond Appreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

Deadpool 2 sucked, don't care about Deadpool 3

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Did your friend Morning Joe go off on Saturday's speech?

He always has to rant and lecture like we are children

we know what the guy's saying on Saturday is bad. we don't need your condescending criticism

"IT'S NOT OKAY TO SAY THIS. THIS IS BAD."

yeah we know

 

[PanthersPens62]

“Look asshole, if we don’t win this, I’ll be dumped, and “Tay-Tay” will call me a loser on her next album!!!”

@PanthersPens62

Wouldn't you love to see Sid the Kid confront Sully just like that?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Tweeting a pic of a fan holding a sign with your name on it is some weak shit

 

[John Price]

Over under on how many times your colleagues have mentioned they did not watch the Super Bowl or complained about Taylor Swift.

Are you ready for March 11 when phone betting becomes legal in NC

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Over under on how many times your colleagues have mentioned they did not watch the Super Bowl or complained about Taylor Swift.

Are you ready for March 11 when phone betting becomes legal in NC

I try to avoid talking to the miserable manchildren.

Just in time for March Madness, ain't that some shit.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Did your friend Morning Joe go off on Saturday's speech?

He always has to rant and lecture like we are children

we know what the guy's saying on Saturday is bad. we don't need your condescending criticism

"IT'S NOT OKAY TO SAY THIS. THIS IS BAD."

yeah we know

He absolutely eviscerated him over every part of that speech but especially the vile comment about Mr. Haley, the "made up Sir story" and of course the loan payback issue. And rightfully so. And no, sadly, many people think what he said was actually great so Morning Joe needs to continue his daily eviscerations in hope that it will get thru to people.

 

[John Price]

I try to avoid talking to the miserable manchildren.

Just in time for March Madness, ain't that some shit.

And post football too so the only thing you can even bet on is hockey

He absolutely eviscerated him over every part of that speech but especially the vile comment about Mr. Haley, the "made up Sir story" and of course the loan payback issue. And rightfully so. And no, sadly, many people think what he sad was actually great so Morning Joe needs to continue his daily eviscerations in hope that it will get thru to people.

The way he talks is so hilarious

again I DON'T AGREE WITH IT but the phrasing of "in fact, I would encourage them to do whatever they want"

 

[John Price]

can't believe Tom from Succession is in Deadpool 3 which automatically makes it worth watching

Movie is first Deadpool in MCU

"YEAH IT'S GON SUCK"

"YEAH DEADPOOL 2 SUCKED"

no it didn't lol

that said i'm still not going to watch Loki

you got me once with Loki s1 which was flat out dreadful

not watching season 2

 

[John Price]

I mean I knew the Chiefs would probably win because you don't bet against Mahomes but I wish kelce had f***ing scored a TD. Would have won 3.40.

Damn.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

can't believe Tom from Succession is in Deadpool 3 which automatically makes it worth watching

Movie is first Deadpool in MCU

"YEAH IT'S GON SUCK"

"YEAH DEADPOOL 2 SUCKED"

no it didn't lol

that said i'm still not going to watch Loki

you got me once with Loki s1 which was flat out dreadful

not watching season 2

As someone that loved the first Deadpool, Deadpool 2 did suck.

Obnoxious kid playing a major role.

Comedy that worked in the first movie has been amplified to 11 and has become very annoying.

More wacky time travel shenanigans as a replacement for good writing.

Characters that exist as nothing more than fodder for a joke.

 

[John Price]

I wonder if that's actually Hugh Jackman lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

zero stars. relentlessly ugly, both formally and in every other way, the visuals are disgusting and cheap, greyed out and amplified to the max with some of the worst visual effects work I’ve ever witnessed mixed with incompetent action sequences and broken editing. the screenplay is a nonexistent screech of lazy references and mutated sentimentality. there’s no punchlines except “we’re in a movie” or “this is like that other thing” or a comically overblown display of meaningless ultra violence. death doesn’t matter and neither does life, the attempts to make you care about these cyphers for hackneyed nihilism and disfigured corporate branding are more manipulative than adverts for industrial charities. any potential form of resonance within the film’s coda gets swiped away with another f*** you to the camera, another haze of fake blood and posturing dude bro bullshit. this movie is more soulless than any MCU joint and that’s saying something. there is nothing but emptiness and despair and f***ing garbage here. it’s excruciating in its irritation, in its length and its abysmal handling of themes it’s not qualified to even begin discussing. the nature of violence is one of chaos and hell and only leads to despair, the one true evil is an abused kid murdering his oppressor but people who blow up bridges and execute anyone in their war path for a smile and a fourth wall break are our heroes, deserving of a narrated monologue about family. this is disgusting, worthless cinema.

 

[John Price]

nerd rant

 

[John Price]

How I feel

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The first Deadpool worked so well because you could tell it was a passion project by Ryan Reynolds. He wasn't going to let the movie suck.

The second one feels like senioritis. He's already made the movie he's passionate about, he's not risking any money to make this one, so he's just going through the motions, knowing that he's going to be paid either way.

 

[John Price]

The second one wasn't as good as the first one but it was still solid

I remember going into the theater early and they were showing the end when they have the White House lol

I was like shit, I'm here wayyyyy too early

 

[John Price]

going to go peel some fruit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Much like Ragnarok, I remember the comedy in Deadpool 2 being so unfunny that it was offputting.

 

[John Price]

The comedy in Love and Thunder was critiqued more than the comedy in Ragnarok.

 

[John Price]

One movie had annoying goats that screamed nonstop

One movie didn't

Guess which one was better.

Also you complain about Ragnarok who establish Valkyrie as a major character in the MCU and the Jeff Goldblum character. How can you hate that movie.

You literally see what happened to the Hulk after he jetted off in his spaceship. You see Thor lose his hammer and have to reconstruct his life.