Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXV: Pat McAfee Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

He's hard at work, he has no time to eat anything but pre-packaged garbage, just to later complain about being fat.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

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See, just look at all the work getting done

 

[John Price]

f*** ZACK HAMPLE

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Jennifer Lawrence was everyone’s darling for a bit, but then she was everywhere too much and people very quickly turned on her.

I never had a strong opinion about Jennifer Lawrence beyond "All these people who won't shut the f*** up about Jennifer Lawrence are so annoying".

 

[John Price]

Funny how everyone is crying about palworld being a blatant pokemon ripoff

well it has better graphics and gameplay than anything nintendo did. maybe nintendo will make good pokemon games now

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

f*** ZACK HAMPLE

Why do you hate him so much?

You pathetic souvenir collectors should really have each other's backs

 

[John Price]

I never had a strong opinion about Jennifer Lawrence beyond "All these people who won't shut the f*** up about Jennifer Lawrence are so annoying".

I didn't know Jennifer Lawrence was anywhere but the x men movies. I guess I could see if Margot Robbie was out there because she is perhaps one of the most prominent female actresses right now

Why do you hate him so much?

You pathetic souvenir collectors should really have each other's backs

That man is slime.

"you should have each others backs"

Yes, I should have the backs of the people I used to see at FanFest in Baltimore carrying 20 baseball bats for 20 players to sign who they would just flip on ebay for profit. Yes those are my people.

Nah

Go to a game see people bring in like 5 huge portraits of players and mob the dugout asking them to sign so again they can flip

my people alright

"DON'T HATE ON THE ENTREPRENEURIAL GAME"

they are not my people

 

[LarryFisherman]

Zero folks here have mistaken you for an entrepreneur, believe that

 

[John Price]

people complaining about finals becoming #21 game on steam

it's still fun to me somewhat damn it

i'm sure I'll rage and threaten to quit again after my team takes the cashout and nearly finishes it before the opponents blow the floor up, wipe our team and take the cashout for the win

 

[Oogie Boogie]

people complaining about finals becoming #21 game on steam

it's still fun to me somewhat damn it

i'm sure I'll rage and threaten to quit again after my team takes the cashout and nearly finishes it before the opponents blow the floor up, wipe our team and take the cashout for the win

Complaining?

 

[John Price]

Zero folks here have mistaken you for an entrepreneur, believe that

i could flip all this shit i have for money but I don't feel like it

as a season ticket holder they gave me so many extra duplicate bobbleheads which I haven't bothered to sell

Complaining?

the most success i had was using the grenade launcher to spam grenades at people rofl

of course if you use anything other than an AR or SMG you get complaints

"U N00B TUBE"

even shotties got flamed by the BF community lol. rate of fire too high, too much damage. "stop using your noob tube"

I also miss chat in games. Now they removed them so people can't be toxic.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

the most success i had was using the grenade launcher to spam grenades at people rofl

of course if you use anything other than an AR or SMG you get complaints

"U N00B TUBE"

even shotties got flamed by the BF community lol. rate of fire too high, too much damage. "stop using your noob tube"

I also miss chat in games. Now they removed them so people can't be toxic.

I generally don't participate in the chat, I'll just read the chatter going on. Especially in BF4

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

how can Ai dance to the feels



IT'S THE EXACT SAME DANCE

HOW

 

[John Price]

To all the "WFH" "colleagues" how do you handle sitting at your desk for 8 hours a day without break

Do you just put on Mac Miller in the background @LarryFisherman

Do you have another monitor with HF open or "EGOT" Elton John @PanthersPens62

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

going to eat tastykakes and churros for breakfast

good lord

heard of an egg my dude

“B…but it’s not Easter!!!!” - Ix

 

[PanthersPens62]

To all the "WFH" "colleagues" how do you handle sitting at your desk for 8 hours a day without break

Do you just put on Mac Miller in the background @LarryFisherman

Do you have another monitor with HF open or "EGOT" Elton John @PanthersPens62

Huh? You get the same amount of breaks & lunch time as you do when you work in an office. No one at home is chained to a desk.

“B…but it’s not Easter!!!!” - Ix

He probably thinks its cruel taking eggs from the Mama Chickens.

 

[John Price]

SO MANY f***ING STUPID PEOPLE

MUST AVOID REPLYING

MUST WALK AWAY

f***

 

[Oogie Boogie]

To all the "WFH" "colleagues" how do you handle sitting at your desk for 8 hours a day without break

Do you just put on Mac Miller in the background @LarryFisherman

Do you have another monitor with HF open or "EGOT" Elton John @PanthersPens62

Having a standing desk is marvelous for WFH. I have Twitch streams going on as well while I do work, or listen to music, or a show, or like right now, posting on HF.

 

[John Price]

Huh? You get the same amount of breaks & lunch time as you do when you work in an office. No one at home is chained to a desk.


He probably thinks its cruel taking eggs from the Mama Chickens.

Yo'ure still in front of a computer for most of the day

how do you do it

Having a standing desk is marvelous for WFH. I have Twitch streams going on as well while I do work, or listen to music, or a show, or like right now, posting on HF.

There's one downstairs I told you it's painful

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He probably thinks its cruel taking eggs from the Mama Chickens.

“Mama Chickens”

 

[John Price]

Huh? You get the same amount of breaks & lunch time as you do when you work in an office. No one at home is chained to a desk.


He probably thinks its cruel taking eggs from the Mama Chickens.

No I have no problem with that. it's that eggs smell f***ing awful cooked. the worst are hard boiled eggs. scrambled ones aren't as bad

 

[Oogie Boogie]

There's one downstairs I told you it's painful

I remember. Did you ever go to the doctor to see why you have pain when standing??

 

[LarryFisherman]

Yo'ure still in front of a computer for most of the day

how do you do it


There's one downstairs I told you it's painful

This is the most wild comment i've seen you make in a while

"how do you do it"

well, we work. we have jobs, deadlines, we need to be productive.

when you're working, like - a job, being focused on the task at hand generally eats up time and allows the day to progress much faster than just surfing the internet all. day. long.

my gawd man

I am almost always listening to music

Rarely TV - maybe the news if something major is happening. Sometimes YT vids when I'm having a slower day

current listen:

 

[John Price]

I am almost always listening to music

Rarely TV - maybe the news if something major is happening. Sometimes YT vids when I'm having a slower day

current listen:

thank you for not being snarky and just answering the question m

I remember. Did you ever go to the doctor to see why you have pain when standing??

No