Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXV: Pat McAfee Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

f*** you Google

I DON'T ROLL ON A HARD SURFACE

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I wish these f***ing plastic chair mats didn't break so much

@LarryFisherman you work from home show your chairmats

How do they not fracture

dents and divots all over, f***

Either get a glass chair mat or rollerblade wheels, but that would require someone to get the jaws of life and pry open that wallet of yours.

 

[John Price]

 

[LarryFisherman]

I only know the very bare minimum things about coding, so how would one go about getting rid of a memory error? Is that a code based thing, as in parts of the code need fixing somewhere to where it won't run as many things as before? Or is that more towards what it is trying to push to that needs fixing?

Yeah, this one is interesting

Essentially, we use ClickHouse is a reporting database because it's insanely fast at aggregation. So we can have a bunch of tenants (installs of our app in kubernetees, basically) all with different processing databases roll up their data to single clickhouse instance and report on essentially the entire cluster.

I've never seen this error before, but it looks like clickhouse implements a 3.6GB chunk limit on ingestion, and we're exceeding it.

So, IMHO the real problem is why the f*** we're sending just a massive chunk along the pipe. The way this works in our stack is that we have essentially an event bus with a query service and a receiver. Queries get sent on that bus and get picked up by the receiver periodically (like every 2 seconds or something). So whatever we're sending on the query wire is way, way too f***ing large.

Another option would be to increase the clickhouse chunk limits, but that seems like a bad idea. 3.6GB is pretty large I think. We've screwed something up somewhere else.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It's [current year], everyone has a smartphone, yet no one in the crowd or on the sidelines managed to record Derrick Barnes' interception and upload it to Youtube?

 

[LarryFisherman]

I wish these f***ing plastic chair mats didn't break so much

@LarryFisherman you work from home show your chairmats

How do they not fracture

dents and divots all over, f***

I haven't used a chair mat since the 90s.

 

[John Price]

I haven't used a chair mat since the 90s.

what's your floor

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

what's your floor

Higher than your ceiling, chump

 

[John Price]

Higher than your ceiling, chump

I need to find f***ing chair mats that don't fracture look at this shit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You're not the only mother f***er to ever use an office chair on high pile carpet.

Solutions clearly exist but you're lazy and cheap.

 

[John Price]

there's a literal gaping f***ing hole

It's the size of the grand canyon

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

May I suggest a vacuum, you dirty ass

 

[LarryFisherman]

what's your floor

carpet

 

[John Price]

May I suggest a vacuum, you dirty ass

Someone throwing an oil tanker at Superman is cool, but Superman dodges it and lets it crash into an entire railyard, causing a massive explosion.

Yeah, that's totally what Superman would do.

Buildings in Gotham destroyed as far as the eye can see, but oh only a few thousand people died, then the storyline of the next movie is focused on Batman getting revenge on Superman for destroying so much of Gotham.

It's such nonsense and Zack doesn't give a shit because it's all just filler until the next god damned slow motion action sequence.

carpet

do you move your chair back and forth

on carpet with rolling wheels you can't do that

 

[LarryFisherman]

on carpet with rolling wheels you can't do that

bro what

wheels move on carpet

why would i want a glossy hard surfance that sends me inches across the room every time i readjust?

 

[John Price]

You're not the only mother f***er to ever use an office chair on high pile carpet.

Solutions clearly exist but you're lazy and cheap.

bro what

wheels move on carpet

why would i want a glossy hard surfance that sends me inches across the room every time i readjust?

No they don't

 

[LarryFisherman]

i've been using the same chair on various forms of carpet and rugs for the last 10 years.

it works fine, always has, always will

 

[John Price]

i've been using the same chair on various forms of carpet and rugs for the last 10 years.

it works fine, always has, always will

snap a Pic for research

shit pisses me off man

anytime you go to a computer lab or library rolling chairs just glide without friction on the floor rofl

yet when I do that at home the f***ing carpet

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Okay, I'm wrong, but why would Batman be in Metropolis?

Oh wait, he wasn't, they retconned that so BvS could have a plot. Another great example of Zack's impeccable writing.

 

[LarryFisherman]

snap a Pic for research

shit pisses me off man

anytime you go to a computer lab or library rolling chairs just glide without friction on the floor rofl

yet when I do that at home the f***ing carpet

my shit is way too messy right now and i don't want people to make fun of me

here is from when i first moved into this place (yes i have window coverings now):

setup at the old house:

alt setup at the old house:

setup at my first house:

 

[John Price]

Okay, I'm wrong, but why would Batman be in Metropolis

I think for business, Bruce is a busy guy

Larry I need more monitors rofl

have like 3 or 4 at once

 

[John Price]

I don't think that table can hold any more monitors

 

[LarryFisherman]

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I don't think that table can hold any more monitors

i put an ultrawide above my right-hand monitor

3 is about right for me

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I think for business, Bruce is a busy guy

Well what a coincidence that Batman happened to be in the same city as Superman when Zod attacked.