Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXV: Pat McAfee Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

are you seriously asking why I spend 400 dollars on this ticket but not 400 dollars on something I am not likely to get any return out of?

400 dollar bet - very unlikely to get any substantial return
400 dollar ticket - go to Baltimore on Sunday and have a good time

the difference is pretty obvious

At least you can admit you're bad at betting

 

[John Price]

At least you can admit you're bad at betting

spending 20 dollars on bets at the risk of possibly winning 100 or more is dangerous

that's how you get on the hotline

these dollar or 10 cent bets i place have a return of like 2.24 had I won

but I didn't win

 

[John Price]

"people are buying Ravens tickets just to hope to see Taylor Swift"

go to see the f***ing game, not some celebrity

did I tell you aobut the time I saw Donald Trump at the World Series in 2019

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

spending 20 dollars on bets at the risk of possibly winning 100 or more is dangerous

that's how you get on the hotline

Not necessarily, everybody has different limits.

The problem is when people start betting money they can't afford to lose.

 

[John Price]

It's a true story I never met the man but he sat in a suite with a bunch of other Republicans, got booed when he was shown during the 4th inning wave your hat tribute

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

did I tell you aobut the time I saw Donald Trump at the World Series in 2019

Did you stand up and tell the people around you to stop booing?

 

[John Price]

Not necessarily, everybody has different limits.

The problem is when people start betting money they can't afford to lose.

I have this thing where to spend anything big it has to be on something tangible or at least a sports ticket

spending 30 or 40 dollars on a bet is dumb

Did you stand up and tell the people around you to stop booing?

no

It was just a blur though I think I took a picture too but you can't see him from that far away

just like anyone trying to see taylor swift can't see her in her suite from that far away in the cheap seats, so don't bother if you want to visit her

 

[John Price]

me when the Chiefs get the calls in a close game in Baltimore

@Fixed to Ruin

At least you can admit you're bad at betting

it's also not bad at betting, it's paking favorites and teams more likely to win and then something like charlotte beating minnesota where KAT has 70 points happens

minnesota was up too for most of the game and then charlotte cuts it to like 1

dumb shit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

spending 30 or 40 dollars on a bet is dumb

I like your willingness to throw stones from your glass house filled with plushies.

 

[John Price]

The slices for home baked pizza from red baron or tombstone are so damn small

why can't we get delivery sized portions

I like your willingness to throw stones from your glass house filled with plushies.

plushies are tangible

you at least get something in return

what the f*** do you get if you put 40 dollars on the lions and they lose to san francisco? nothing.

you didn't get anything in return.

i'd rather have something i can touch and display than that.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

it's also not bad at betting, it's paking favorites and teams more likely to win and then something like charlotte beating minnesota where KAT has 70 points happens

minnesota was up too for most of the game and then charlotte cuts it to like 1

dumb shit

Just picking the favorite is a good way to set yourself up for small returns and disappointment.

The Hornets were +700, lirl

 

[John Price]

look how small the pizza is.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

what the f*** do you get if you put 40 dollars on the lions and they lose to san francisco? nothing.

Yes, that's how betting works.

 

[John Price]

Yes, that's how betting works.

That's why you don't bet that much.

eating lunch and watching 2 fast 2 furious.

stupid Amazon spoiler movie description said Brian o Connor lost his job after giving the 10 second tide to dom lol

well I know he probably did but I wanted to see it in the movie

lol Ludacris

 

[PanthersPens62]

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look how small the pizza is.

Are you f****** kidding with this? Those are normal size pieces & good grief there is no room on your plate for any more food." B.....B.....B....but why can't I fit into my pants?"

And yes..... you ARE last minute band wagoning the Ravens. You could have gone to the Ravens Dolphins game for much cheaper if the Ravens meant that much to you, but no, you had to opt to sit thru yet another game that the Commies got humiliated instead.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That's why you don't bet that much.

I'll say it again: some people view betting as a form of entertainment.

To them, that $40 made the game a lot more interesting because they were more invested in the outcome of the game. And there's a chance they'll win their money back.

"B-b-b-but if they lost, they get nothing."

Yes, they knew that when they placed the bet.

 

[John Price]

the pink car in this race literally has a Japanese cat computer

you can already tell the cinematography is better in 2. remember when dom and Brian approached the train tracks and the slow mo on their faces rofl

 

[John Price]

of course Brian won lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Are you f****** kidding with this? Those are normal size pieces & good grief there is no room on your plate for any more food." B.....B.....B....but why can't I fit into my pants?"

That pizza looks disgusting.

Why do I also see peas and a french fry in there

 

[John Price]

Ludacris with some not so veiled sexual innuendo

"work on that front end of yours"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I remember not liking 2F2F back in the day.

Watched it last year or so and I was pleasantly surprised.

Seems quaint and realistic when compared to the laughably stupid newer entries.

 

[John Price]

I remember not liking 2F2F back in the day.

Watched it last year or so and I was pleasantly surprised.

Seems quaint and realistic when compared to the laughably stupid newer entries.

I think I'm going to stop for those. the earlier ones are actually pretty decent and not based on international car races with the rock and Jason Statham and Hobbs and Shaw

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I hate those movies

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I think 4 was the last one I watched and I remember it being okay/good.

5 is when Dwayne shows up and the series jumps the shark by having two cars drag a giant safe around a city.

So yeah, don't bother with anything after 4