Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXIII: NFL Pre-Postseason Discussion Thread

[John Price]

Sources: Heat extend Spo on record $120M deal

Erik Spoelstra agreed with the Miami Heat on an eight-year extension worth more than $120 million, the most committed money in North American coaching history, sources told ESPN.

www.espn.com

 

[John Price]

 

[LarryFisherman]

Been in Detroit since Monday and I'm ready to go home.

 

[John Price]

It's a Michigan victory!!!

 

[John Price]

saw another tiktok "we're fans of course we're gonna do this" ig video and had to start blocking keywords like #trends

make it f***ing stop

you know what I think the worst thing about that trend is the overwhelming saccharine positivity

it's like having a sugar overload

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Freezing rain outside…yuck

 

[John Price]

doing a Marie kondo and reducing some of the clutter here

so many f***ing pointless boxes and shit

everything needs to be put in bins

yesterday!

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

IIIIIIIIt'a a Panthers win!!!!!



And once again Morning Joe eviscerated Mr. Forrester!!!

 

[John Price]

"but i likes my tiktok videos"

bro the two worst memes right now on IG come straight from tiktok. thanks for infesting this platform with the "we're fans of course we're gonna" shit

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Jason was perhaps the worst chef I ever saw in HK I'm f***ing glad he didn't get a black jacket

not sure how he was on the show that long

the only episode I saw he literally got reamed by gordon for being up on elimination like 3rd straight time. Then he was talking shit to the other guy.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Still no god damned power.

Duke Energy's website from 2010 provides no info, other than the useless "repairs and damage assessment underway."

So I call their automated system and they tell me crews are on their way.

On their f***ing way? What the f*** have they been doing for the past 16 hours.

"Well, there are other outages to fix, too."

What, do they have one f***ing crew to fix 3500 outages

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

if i went 16 hours without internet and power i'd be livid

but i have power now so imma put up the michigan national championship radio call

 

[John Price]

i'll be at the hockey game tomorrow i won't watch HK live !

 

[John Price]

do you like the new itzy comeback

 

[John Price]

did you see the post where the Dolphins fans cross the street to visit the bills bar after every td

 

[John Price]

Erik Brady: Bills and Dolphins fans at dueling Virginia bars play both sides of the street

Jimmy's Old Town Tavern is a Buffalo Bills bar. Sully's Pour House is a Miami Dolphins bar. They are separated by their rooting interests – and just 25 steps. This

buffalonews.com

 

[John Price]

The NCAA can take this title...FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS

 

[John Price]

SCHEDULED DELIVERY DATE
Saturday
1/13/24 by end of day
DELIVERY STATUS
Out for delivery

 

[John Price]

Knew exactly what scene it’d be before I clicked.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"We are in the process of assigning a crew to restore the power."

16 hours since the original outage, and you're just now thinking about sending someone out? What the f*** have you assholes been waiting for?

This is such bullshit. I have to throw away everything in my fridge because you dickheads can't do your job in a timely manner.