Useless Thread MDCCCLXXVII - Dan Orlovsky Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

imagine having no other purpose in life than to read my posts and critique each one with a fine comb.

You people have jobs and shit to do. don't let me occupy your head rent free boys

now where the f*** is my order. f***ing ups won't send me any updates. how will I know when it arrives?

 

[John Price]

is youtube actually reducing all the ad spam every 2 minutes?

 

[John Price]

No I'm not talking about Larry although he can be annoying when he only posts to reply with "my man you need a bigger tv" or shit like that

i just don't have much tolerance if your sole purpose is to stalk my posts and recall 5 month old incidents

"IS YOUR TOILET FIXED YET"

it was fixed 10 f***ing months ago

 

[John Price]

bored.

nothing to do this weekend

might watch more slots. idc. can't leave the house because I don't need anything.

 

[John Price]

watching pokemon

 

[PanthersPens62]

I've decided as ridiculously lame as those cfb titles are those people behind them don't have an unhealthy fixation with me so I should humble myself and stop getting all uppity about them.

being obsessed with me is a very fast way to get on my bad side. supposedly you have a life and things to do so fixating on my content is highly disturbing and a quick road to the "block list"...

WTH are you even talking about? I have not seen him do anything of the sort to you....at least in the CFB threads. But I have noticed an increase in Instagram posts going up on that & the baseball board & I can tell you they are much better suited for the Useless Thread than for a GTD.

 

[PanthersPens62]

bored.

nothing to do this weekend

might watch more slots. idc. can't leave the house because I don't need anything.

Huh????? You can leave the house anytime you want.

There are plenty of good football games you can watch this weekend.

Meanwhile.........Byron Donalds...........heaven help us all! And........

 

[John Price]

Huh????? You can leave the house anytime you want.

There are plenty of good football games you can watch this weekend.

Meanwhile.........Byron Donalds...........heaven help us all! And........

i can't think of any supplies I would need so why waste gas

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

A day in my life

wake up
japanese / korean baseball
slot videos
IG
lunch
IG
slot videos at night
sleep

Where’s the multiple breakfasts/lunches/dinners???

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Replaying “Bully” again instead of San Andreas

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[LarryFisherman]

Thinking about buying a first generation VW Touareg

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Can’t sleep

 

[John Price]

Clemson over Miami

 

[John Price]

Clemson -150 over Miami

no guest picker today because the restaurant doesn't open until 11:30.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Clemson -150 over Miami

no guest picker today because the restaurant doesn't open until 11:30.

Guest Picker comes on around 11:45.....you have time to make it. Will Lee don Brutus yet again?

Make sure to read my Stanford Steve/Bear report later for any last minute parlay advice.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Praying Penn State wins today just so I can enjoy some while its biggest fan rightfully gloats!

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I apparently tried to have sex with my wife at 3 am and I literally don't remember it

Thinking about buying a first generation VW Touareg

I first realized i love cars when I noticed that I can't go grocery shopping without drifting my cart everywhere

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Gotta run a few errands today

 

[PanthersPens62]

Gotta run a few errands today

Make sure you don't leave before 3PM!

 

[John Price]

busy

 

[PanthersPens62]

Stanford Steve/Bear report is up for you to analyze before finalizing your parlays.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]