Useless Thread MDCCCLXXVII - Dan Orlovsky Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

i'm not talking about what's on the floor

i'm talking about your clothes sticking out of your drawers because they're overfilled or filled as if you just throw stuff in there with no care

meh

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

bet small boys

2 dollars and he won that much

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

bet small boys

2 dollars and he won that much

That background image has so much more than 13k that it's borderline misleading.

Two of those stacks would be 20k

 

[John Price]

stupid canes blew my parlay

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Counting at a glance, I see 13 columns and 11 rows.

If each stack is 10k, that's 1.43m just on the table

 

[John Price]

Counting at a glance, I see 13 columns and 11 rows.

If each stack is 10k, that's 1.43m just on the table

focus on the 16 team parlay instead of some dumb background image

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

focus on the 16 team parlay instead of some dumb background image

Not my fault he selected a distracting background image.

If those were stacks of ones, that would still be more than he won, lirl

 

[John Price]

Cost of maintenance adds thousands of dollars to home ownership Cost of repairs and renovations adds thousands of dollars to homeownership

put in some hockey picks today can't even remember who I picked

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It’s 3:19 PM!!! @PanthersPens62

#EndOfZeDay
#QuittinTime

 

[LarryFisherman]

It’s 3:19 PM!!! @PanthersPens62

#EndOfZeDay
#QuittinTime

gawd. I've had 7 meetings so far today and have not done a single second of actual work

i feel like my day is just beginning but i'm so burnt out i don't feel like doing anything.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

gawd. I've had 7 meetings so far today and have not done a single second of actual work

i feel like my day is just beginning but i'm so burnt out i don't feel like doing anything.

The best meetings are when they hold meetings to discuss strategy for another yet-to-be-scheduled meeting

The best meetings are when they hold meetings to discuss strategy for another yet-to-be-scheduled meeting

This is basically like NASA saying "we are ready to start pre-pre-launch talks about whether to launch the official pre-launch breakfast sandwiches"

 

[John Price]

imagine working over 8 hours

gawd. I've had 7 meetings so far today and have not done a single second of actual work

i feel like my day is just beginning but i'm so burnt out i don't feel like doing anything.

I can deal with some meetings a week (if I worked) but 7 meetings in one day is wild

when do you even have the time to develop or devOp, my man

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

imagine working over 8 hours

The only work you do is imaginary

 

[LarryFisherman]

imagine working over 8 hours


I can deal with some meetings a week (if I worked) but 7 meetings in one day is wild

when do you even have the time to develop or devOp, my man

i don't think you'd make it through a single meeting without rage quitting

 

[John Price]

too hot for fall lol

 

[TheGreenTBer]

too hot for fall lol

In Miami the fall doesn't actually exist

 

[LarryFisherman]

In Miami the fall doesn't actually exist

Been like 50 and foggy all day here.

Incredible weather with all the leaves falling and stuff. One of the best two-week windows of the year.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Been like 50 and foggy all day here.

Incredible weather with all the leaves falling and stuff. One of the best two-week windows of the year.

I have a cousin in Arcata, CA.

He told me it pretty much never gets below 50 or above 70. Fog all the time.

 

[PanthersPens62]

It’s 3:19 PM!!! @PanthersPens62

#EndOfZeDay
#QuittinTime

I think Mr. Price has convinced himself he is "an employee" of HF, thus this bizarre daily routine of spending exactly 8 hours a day in front of his computer & posting all kids of gibberish in Ze LNGE and assorted other boards. He allows himself a lunch break. He hinted that he "could" run errands before 3PM (or whatever that day's quitting time is based on his exact time of waking up) but then he'd have to make up the lost time later in the day. Only mystery remaining is who this un-named "boss" on HF is that would know he left the house before 3 & what would happen if said boss found out.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I think Mr. Price has convinced himself he is "an employee" of HF, thus this bizarre daily routine of spending exactly 8 hours a day in front of his computer & posting all kids of gibberish in Ze LNGE and assorted other boards. He allows himself a lunch break. He hinted that he "could" run errands before 3PM (or whatever that day's quitting time is based on his exact time of waking up) but then he'd have to make up the lost time later in the day. Only mystery remaining is who this un-named "boss" on HF is that would know he left the house before 3 & what would happen if said boss found out.

Employees get paid so no such thing.

Not even moderators get paid here, which makes me wonder why I spent years of my life doing it in college but w/e.

I feel like I'm unintentionally sending out a BPR bat signal with this post

 

[LarryFisherman]

I have a cousin in Arcata, CA.

He told me it pretty much never gets below 50 or above 70. Fog all the time.

i want this for my entire existence