Useless Thread MDCCCLXXVII - Dan Orlovsky Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

why don't you focus on getting meaningful glass and ceramic from beer steins instead of stupid higher society bongs

 

[John Price]

downloaded 70 dollar spider man 2 last night, after beating spider man miles morales. very excited.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

why don't you focus on getting meaningful glass and ceramic from beer steins instead of stupid higher society bongsView attachment 758088

A. Because I don’t drink much anymore.

B. I won’t just buy any stein given how expensive they are. It would have/has to have a perfect design….which I have yet to find when I have looked.

C. My high end bowl and bong collection is not “stupid”…. f*** you very much.

D. You know HSG is permanently closed.

E. Shut your opinionated whore mouth. K thanks.

 

[John Price]

games used to cost 40 or 50 dollars. now a new game is 70 dollars. unless it's something so revolutionary like spider man 2 why tf would you pay full price

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

gonna find something to eat

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 will be pleased to know with my NBA League Pass I can watch heat games on Ballys Sports Florida

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

games used to cost 40 or 50 dollars. now a new game is 70 dollars. unless it's something so revolutionary like spider man 2 why tf would you pay full price

Other than fomo, there's no reason to buy a game right when it launches.

But on the other hand, if you don't have a backlog and want to play it immediately, it's typically not worth it to wait multiple weeks for a $5-10 discount.

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast did you actually get scammed into buying ESPN+ rofl

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Sega Dreamcast did you actually get scammed into buying ESPN+ rofl

I get it free with my cellular plan, along with Disney+ and whatever Hulu's dumb shit is called

 

[John Price]

I get it free with my cellular plan, along with Disney+ and whatever Hulu's dumb shit is called

good because that shit isn't worth 15 a month

I get free mlb thorough t mobile lol.

"yes but you also have shitty t mobile"

 

[John Price]

busy

 

[John Price]

Mike Ingles

Miami HEAT Broadcast Team · media-image: KELLY SACO - Host and Courtside Reporter · media-image: AMY AUDIBERT - Radio and TV Studio Analyst.

 

[John Price]

reason # 1891 not to get married

when the wife wants to nag my ass

 

[John Price]

watching Chris Rock

good relationship advice. I can't work with women man

I'm not no incel but being married sounds boring

 

[John Price]

imagine having to share my life with somebody

bitch I have exclusive rights to everything in this house

I ain't sharing shiiiiiit





although a joint account would be more money for gambling lirl

need to find a hot young slot honey or "mamacita" lirl

okay I take it back I take it back

 

[John Price]

@Paul Simonon do you have any thoughts on the matter

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

watching Chris Rock

good relationship advice. I can't work with women man

I'm not no incel but being married sounds boring

Well, you would be a horrible partner, so

 

[PanthersPens62]

Mike Ingles

Miami HEAT Broadcast Team · media-image: KELLY SACO - Host and Courtside Reporter · media-image: AMY AUDIBERT - Radio and TV Studio Analyst.

You realize Mike Ingles retired 3 years ago, right?

Lucky for you, Kelly is a part of the Heat TV broadcast team.

 

[John Price]

"marriage is the greatest thing that happened to me. I have a family and I'm proud."

Maybe it works for you but not for me. I've no interest in juggling me, a woman and baby "Joju"...

@Fixed to Ruin

Well, you would be a horrible partner, so

I'm too much ofa free spirit to be held down by the woman.

 

[John Price]

put it this way I would wife someone like post attitude maria, an airhead asking vapid questions that I can easily manipulate

all looks no brain if you get my drift

lirl

okay busy

 

[John Price]

you literally describe a boring ass life watching Vanderpump with the woman. why would I willingly engage in that life. Just throw me in jail like Mr Forrester, why don't you.

"hey babe wanna watch real housewives"

f*** no

okay, okay I'm open minded I will watch. then 3 minutes in bitch starts a fight with another h to heavily censored rambling. you beeeep slept with my man bleeeeep mother bleeeeep and I'm like

 

[John Price]

okay okay I'm humble and willing to learn @PanthersPens62 educate me on all things real housewives I'll watch rofl

"housewives 101 maria hates Candice because Candice hit on her man in Malibu"

lol gon make a sacrifice for the boys and become a housewives guy lol

#fortheGreaterGood

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you literally describe a boring ass life watching Vanderpump with the woman. why would I willingly engage in that life. Just throw me in jail like Mr Forrester, why don't you.

"hey babe wanna watch real housewives"

f*** no

okay, okay I'm open minded I will watch. then 3 minutes in bitch starts a fight with another h to heavily censored rambling. you beeeep slept with my man bleeeeep mother bleeeeep and I'm like

You have this idea that being in a relationship means you lose all freedom, sense of self, and individuality.

You're wrong.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

okay okay I'm humble and willing to learn @PanthersPens62 educate me on all things real housewives I'll watch rofl

"housewives 101 maria hates Candice because Candice hit on her man in Malibu"

lol gon make a sacrifice for the boys and become a housewives guy lol

#fortheGreaterGood

#Bandwagoner
#You’llBeBoredSoonEnough