Useless Thread MDCCCLXXVI - Dick Butkus Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

He explained it in the 2nd post in the thread!!! It's a take-off on this song:



And you didn't lose a pound because you likely ate like a pig while you were there!!!!

I barely read a nything he says what rationale did he give for making such an odd name

 

[TheGreenTBer]

He explained it in the 2nd post in the thread!!! It's a take-off on this song:



And you didn't lose a pound because you likely ate like a pig while you were there!!!!

In his defense, if I ever went to Las Vegas it would be a nuclear firestorm of buffet consumption.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Its because Gameday is in the Northwest today.

Also, WTF am I reading that Tom Wilson tried to start a fight with Marcus ******* Petterson???

 

[John Price]

Its because Gameday is in the Northwest today.

Also, WTF am I reading that Tom Wilson tried to start a fight with Marcus ******* Petterson???

So what does that have to do with Depart-Ment

Are you talking about that fight at the end of the game?

It was 4-0 and I was heading out through the main entrance and I see Wilson trying to fight someone with like 40 seconds left in the game and I'm like give i up bro they won

Bunk Moreland shaking head gif

In his defense, if I ever went to Las Vegas it would be a nuclear firestorm of buffet consumption.

I didnt' do that I already have been there 3 times already. I was at Circus Circus and I saw the buffet open once. But I didn't dare go in lol

Things I had in Vegas

No Breakfast
In - N - Out for lunch
Hoffenbrau Las Vegas for dinner, great chicken schnitzel sandwich. It was so flat lol

Basically crashed a wedding at Hoffenbrau @MetalheadPenguinsFan they let me in and the whole place is set up like a German outdoor plaza indoors and then there's this bride and groom who are having their post party shindig there so I was basically crashing it, I wasn't invited but I was there

crazy

 

[John Price]

morning games suck, heading out

 

[John Price]

Hoffenbrau has several other restaurants in the US but the Vegas one is supposedly the best

when I did my HW on google before I was basically like there was no way I was not going there

so good

UT reading my Las Vegas adventures like

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[PanthersPens62]

So what does that have to do with Depart-Ment

Are you talking about that fight at the end of the game?

It was 4-0 and I was heading out through the main entrance and I see Wilson trying to fight someone with like 40 seconds left in the game and I'm like give i up bro they won

Bunk Moreland shaking head gif


I didnt' do that I already have been there 3 times already. I was at Circus Circus and I saw the buffet open once. But I didn't dare go in lol

Things I had in Vegas

No Breakfast
In - N - Out for lunch
Hofnenbrau Las Vegas for dinner, great chicken schnitzel sandwich. It was so flat lol

Basically crashed a wedding at Hofnenbrau @MetalheadPenguinsFan they let me in and the whole place is set up like a German outdoor plaza indoors and then there's this bride and groom who are having their post party shindig there so I was basically crashing it, I wasn't invited but I was there

crazy

I can't answer for him!!!! Obviously you don't like the clever titles - you stated this back in week 1. He said he was reaching a bit with this title. Don't take it so seriously! And you need to read his posts......he is a wealth of information. I wish he would do that in-depth analysis of all the NFL "Odd Scores" like he did back in the day, but its a lot of work involved.

I'm assuming it was the end of game fight........I found this info in the Pens Post Game thread. Wilson was being bashed quite a bit for his antics last night.

 

[John Price]

if he's reaching then why did he make it

okay heading out

lol you're going to be so pissed about joel mchale

"WHY ISN'T JIM ZORN SEATTLE LEGEND DOING GAMEDAY"

 

[PanthersPens62]

if he's reaching then why did he make it

okay heading out

lol you're going to be so pissed about joel mchale

"WHY ISN'T JIM ZORN SEATTLE LEGEND DOING GAMEDAY"

I'm fine with McHale. I'm sorry, but to me having Coach K or a Duke Basketball legend would have seemed like a slam dunk but again I tend to believe the rumor that the football team did not want a basketball person distracting from what a great season the football team was having.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Back in America.

Hulk Hogan, we coming for you...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

rich ass

Nah, we we're still in economy, just in one of the bulkhead rows.

Economy f***ing blows for an 8 hour flight, I have no desire to ever do it again, until I look at the prices

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Nah, we we're still in economy, just in one of the bulkhead rows.

Economy f***ing blows for an 8 hour flight, I have no desire to ever do it again, until I look at the prices

Upgraded class for international flights is the equivalent of sticking a pineapple up your budgets proverbial asshole

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Upgraded class for international flights is the equivalent of sticking a pineapple up your budgets proverbial asshole

Uhh yeah.

Just looked at a random date a few months from now, premium economy was double the cost, and "Flagship Business" was anywhere from 6 to 9 times basic economy.

It's a shitty 8 hours, but I could just buy a shitload of edibles and sleeping pills with that money.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I just can't see double the ticket price being worth it.

I would still be stuck in a seat designed for someone one foot shorter than me for 8 hours.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

As a Steam Deck owner, whenever I see someone using a Steam Deck in public, they always look exactly how you would expect.

Thinning hair with a shit haircut that makes it look even worse. Embarrassing sense of fashion. Either pathetically scrawny or morbidly obese.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"The SHIELD as a whole have completely reshaped pro wrestling in America both as a group on the come up, then individually, and finally now truly as leaders of their companies."




People saying stupid shit like that only strengthens my opinion that they're wildly overrated.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Nah, we we're still in economy, just in one of the bulkhead rows.

Economy f***ing blows for an 8 hour flight, I have no desire to ever do it again, until I look at the prices

what

did you even bring a tablet

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I posted a video a few weeks ago where someone just throw grenades off the roof and killed him

how did you kill him

I sniped him from the roof across the street from Luigi’s club.

In the past, I always would block the entrance to his mansion’s garage with a bunch of heavy cars and then would blow up his car/everything as he tried in vain….to get into the garage.

But I felt like doing something different today.

 

[John Price]

I sniped him from the roof across the street from Luigi’s club.

In the past, I always would block the entrance to his mansion’s garage with a bunch of heavy cars and then would blow up his car/everything as he tried in vain….to get into the garage.

But I felt like doing something different today.

I'm enjoying some good hb right now.

hoffenbrau

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I haven’t had any alcohol in…a few years.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

what

Instead of a row of seats in front of us, we had the emergency exit and shitter, so extra legroom.

did you even bring a tablet

I don't own tablet that isn't 10 years old. They have the in-seat entertainment and I brought my Switch

 

[John Price]

Instead of a row of seats in front of us, we had the emergency exit and shitter, so extra legroom.



I don't own tablet that isn't 10 years old. They have the in-seat entertainment and I brought my Switch

meh

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Finally finished Nate Jackson's first book the other day.

He had some bad things to say about Eric Mangini and fellow Belichick stooge Brian Daboll.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

20's: "going to this party, can't wait to see where I wake up tomorrow"
30's: "can't wait to f*** my wife in her REDACTED while the kids are away at camp"
40's: "can't wait to try out this new washer/dryer combo"

WTF

It’s true….it really is.