Useless Thread MDCCCLXXVI - Dick Butkus Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lol Pens….

Same old f***ing choke artists.

At least Bedard didn’t score so there's that.

 

[John Price]

no wonder you quit being a fan

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

no wonder you quit being a fan

I never “quit”

All I’m saying is when you’re literally watching the same on-ice garbage for the past 6+ years, I think anyone would be f***ing discouraged.

Same poop…different group.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ze problem is longterm Advanced Stage Sullivanitis

Or A.S.S.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I mean christ…under Bylsma we could at least pound the piss out of bottom feeding crap like the Shithawks, or more importantly we could protect a f***ing lead in the third, if not put the game away in our favour.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I forgot about the stupid moving digital ads on the boards.

Me (while watching the game earlier): “What the shit???….why did that Jagermeister bottle on the boards just move??”

Me (a second later): “Ohhh yeah…the stupid ads do that now. Whew…so I’m not having a stroke or something. Good good.”

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Penguins under Sully for another year:

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I forgot about the stupid moving digital ads on the boards.

Me (while watching the game earlier): “What the shit???….why did that Jagermeister bottle on the boards just move??”

Me (a second later): “Ohhh yeah…the stupid ads do that now. Whew…so I’m not having a stroke or something. Good good.”

The digital boards, the on-jersey ads, and the league being run by literal idiots makes me so much less interested in the season starting up.

I already have ESPN+, so I guess I'll catch some Wings games if they happen to be on, but I won't be going out my way to tune in, especially if it's a national broadcast.

(And yes, it's easier to care more about football with the Lions doing well.)

 

[John Price]

wait you actually pay for ESPN+? let alone a streaming service?

 

[John Price]

should have played more slots

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I mean christ…under Bylsma we could at least pound the piss out of bottom feeding crap like the Shithawks, or more importantly we could protect a f***ing lead in the third, if not put the game away in our favour.

Didn't he once put Craig Adams on Crosby's line rofl

 

[John Price]

it's completely useless to put a dollar in you need a larger deposit to keep spinning

 

[John Price]

There’s a subset of gamblers that believe that if you bet higher on any progressive machine, you’ll have a better chance at winning a progressive. While there’s many cases this is true, not all games are created equal.

In today’s post I’m going to talk about Minis and Minors specifically. Some classes of games treats these progressives as fixed and higher bets up your chances. In other cases, the Mini and Minor change based on your denomination, so switching denominations can change your chances.

 

[John Price]

Back in my day it was like marge where you just put a quarter in and saw if the 3 wheels matched up. so much more complicated now.

 

[John Price]

"gambling addiction"

gacha is literally gambling

opening those genshin packs is literally gambling

 

[PanthersPens62]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan I anxiously await your thoughts on the newest addition to Mr. Price's "family", Bullseye!

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62

I was the home version of that guy when it happened!!

 

[TheGreenTBer]

@John Price

 

[John Price]

I was the home version of that guy when it happened!!

"doesn't get worked up over games and losses"

@John Price

emotional damage

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Drop the puck!!~!