Useless Thread MDCCCLXXIII: NFL Post-Preseason and Pre-Postseason Thread

[Kairi Zaide]

Definitely two comparable players.

Karlsson's floor is miles above JJ's ceiling.

Tbh Karlsson 's floor is that he gets injured all season

Which I guess is still better than a full season of jack Johnson at his best

So yeah, you're correct

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

pisses me off penguins continue to manage to win with their shitty goalies against Washington.

we make jarry look like an all star m

Well maybe if your org’s entire strategy year in year out wasn’t just “feed Ovie for moar goals” or “let Tom Wilson headhunt” you’d have had more success.

 

[PanthersPens62]

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you've got it all wrong I've been a Harbaugh fan since he was 16

just like a coco and "Nole" fan I know who claimed to have been a fan of them since they turned pro. yeah okay. Couldn't be because they keep winning.

"I wasa fan of coach K when he was a young man in Chicago."

Jennifer Lawrence gif

In case yinz thought I missed this gem:

BLACKSBURG, Va. (AP) — Hudson Card threw for 248 yards and rushed for a score to lift Purdue to a 24-17 victory over Virginia Tech on Saturday in a game delayed for nearly six hours by a thunderstorm and heavy rainfall.

The storm hit the area with five minutes remaining in the first quarter, prompting Virginia Tech officials to clear Lane Stadium. The storm dumped more than four inches of rain and caused a 5 hour, 27-minute delay.

Officials from both schools even contemplated canceling the game.

 

[John Price]

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[John Price]

Scott: I'm in love with my pen pal! I'm in love with Mike!
Cooper: Okay, okay. You know what? I was actually expecting this. And frankly, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, cause, eh, I think they already know.
Scott: No, you idiot, Mike is a girl!
Cooper: No, no, no, I get it, yeah. He's the girl, you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl. Right, right? That's hot. But, you know, whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge it.

 

[John Price]

That EuroTrip quote is because of the movie Beerfest which is not related and a movie I have no intention of ever seeing

Wow another one of those national lampoon like parody teen movies. Bunch of rowdy young uns hit the road and go travelling.

It was fun the first time when Chevy did it.

"They weren't teens though it was his family"

Other than American Pie the young teen "comedy" film has really struggled. Man remember that film with Michael Cera. Superbad lol. I mean superbad was okay.

 

[John Price]

Using an HDTV to watch soaps every afternoon

That movie Sex Trip was kind of stupid too. But that donut lol

So many crappy teen movies in the 2000's and most were forgetabble other than American Pie 1 / 2 / Wedding / Euro Trip / Superbad

Eurotrip was okay and largely because of that Mike quote lol.

@Sega Dreamcast movie nerd, help me review these films

 

[John Price]

People liked Superbad but I thought it was kind of above average until the cops showed up

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Sega Dreamcast movie nerd, help me review these films

Eurotrip f***ing blows.

Beerfest is funny.

 

[John Price]

Eurotrip f***ing blows.

Beerfest is funny.

Eurotrip was okay.

The end ofc when he finally meets mike is great lol

if anything those movies had gratuitious female nudity. Like Sex Drive where the guy meets the girl at the end, she takes her top off and cons him lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Eurotrip was okay.

I hated it.

 

[John Price]

I hated it.

ending was good but them getting hyped up about a nude beach and then it being all unfavorable people was humorous

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

ending was good but them getting hyped up about a nude beach and then it being all unfavorable people was humorous

Wow, what an original joke, I'm sure no one has ever thought of that before.

The movie had way too many "it's funny because Europe is different" jokes, which are lazy and not funny.

 

[John Price]

Two brothers (Erik Stolhanske, Paul Soter) from America happen upon a secret and centuries-old beer-games competition during a visit to Germany's Oktoberfest. After losing badly, they return to America, assemble an impressive team of brew-lovers and return to Germany for a rematch.

Hmm an interesting plot

 

[Dr Pepper]

Not Another Teen Movie > Eurotrip

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Beerfest is by Broken Lizard, who have some other funny movies, such as Super Troopers and The Slammin' Salmon

 

[Dr Pepper]

Beerfest also solid, but so are a lot of their works......Super Troopers, Slammin' Salmon, Club Dread, etc

EDIT: Dammit lol

Super Troopers 2 was trash, for what it's worth

 

[Dr Pepper]

TIL they're working on Super Troopers 3: Winter Soldiers.

 

[John Price]

Super Troopers 1 was pretty decent

 

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