Useless Thread MDCCCLXXI: 2023 Little League World Series Edition

[TheGreenTBer]

All she did was put flour over the chicken and heat it

Not hard to do even I could do that

That Chicken Picatta is too thick



I wish I had that problem

 

[John Price]

Lol so true stop acting like entitled jerks ppl

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

All she did was put flour over the chicken and heat it

Not hard to do even I could do that

It's just pan fried chicken, big whoop.

(I wonder if her idea of using butter and olive oil to avoid burning the butter is legit.)

 

[TheGreenTBer]

It's just pan fried chicken, big whoop.

(I wonder if her idea of using butter and olive oil to avoid burning the butter is legit.)

Yes, it is. Done it countless times.

 

[John Price]

It's just pan fried chicken, big whoop.

(I wonder if her idea of using butter and olive oil to avoid burning the butter is legit.)

it is

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Lol so true stop acting like entitled jerks ppl

Entitled is that captain thinking anyone gives a shit about what he's saying over the speaker.

Airline captains are always self-important douchebags and he sure fills that stereotype.

I would legit boo when he was done prattling on.

 

[John Price]

And he said that people just air their shit publicly on they phone, like we have earpods and headphones for a reason. Why would anyone want to do that in public.

I see people in the city all the time ride a bike with a bluetooth speaker in the front, blaring rap

lol

Entitled is that captain thinking anyone gives a shit about what he's saying over the speaker.

Airline captains are always self-important douchebags and he sure fills that stereotype.

he does this for a living he's tired of seeing dumb customers fall asleep on other people and break all the rules of society

"hey please dont' fall asleep on other people you don't know, thanks."

Wow, so self important

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

he does this for a living he's tired of seeing dumb customers fall asleep on other people and break all the rules of society

"hey please dont' fall asleep on other people you don't know, thanks."

Wow, so self important

It's the whole rehearsed speech that I take exception with.

There's a short list of things he has to say, but he wants to go on a Dennis Miller-esque rant for no reason.

He thinks his rant is going to resonate, but it won't. He's not changing anyone's habits and he's not funny.

Please just stop talking so you can do your job and we can get out of this cramped hellhole sooner.

 

[John Price]

f*** the turnover chain.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Imagine a bus driver doing a similar rant, while the passengers just want to mind their business and get on with their day.

Shut up so I can hear my podcast, damn.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Imagine a bus driver doing a similar rant, while people just want to get on with their day.

People arent falling asleep on each other in a bus. Well maybe if it was a longer ride.

 

[John Price]

@Oogie Boogie

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

People arent falling asleep on each other in a bus. Well maybe if it was a longer ride.

Clearly missing the point of what I was saying.

If I'm on an airplane at that moment, I would have my earbuds in and would be listening to a podcast. This pilot's stupid rant would be blasting over my podcast and he just won't stop talking.

When I first watched the video, I literally said "Shut the f*** up" out loud and stopped watching when he started talking about being everyone's dad.

 

[John Price]

Clearly missing the point of what I was saying.

If I'm on an airplane at that moment, I would have my earbuds in and would be listening to a podcast. This pilot's stupid rant would be talking over my podcast and he just won't stop talking.

When I first watched the video, I literally said "Shut the f*** up" out loud and stopped watching when he started talking about being everyone's dad.

Get noise cancelling headphones

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Get noise cancelling headphones

Would they really block out a PA announcement though?

Might have to look into these

 

[John Price]

Would they really block out a PA announcement though?

Might have to look into these

Ask @LarryFisherman

 

[PanthersPens62]

f*** the turnover chain.

The Turnover Chain was Manure's biggest contribution to the program. Long Live!!

 

[John Price]

that cp3meme needs some kamala memes

 

[John Price]

also lirl at vaping and playing games

remember when I was walking behind a woman at the train and got a smoke full of vape in my face lol

at least it's fruity flavored @_@

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

also lirl at vaping and playing games

remember when I was walking behind a woman at the train and got a smoke full of vape in my face lol

at least it's fruity flavored @_@

I'm not a vapist.

I'm talking about my vaporizer

 

[John Price]

lol when I went back to Home Depot and they clearly listed Round and Elongated toilet seats

if I had done more research I could have saved a trip I just purchased the cheapest seat and left lol

didn't occur to me that there'd be two separate sections

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

your head is elongated, doofus

 

[John Price]

Took 2 days...