Useless Thread MDCCCLXXI: 2023 Little League World Series Edition

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[PanthersPens62]

I'mt not watching any Georgia television feeds today

Been reading all of the nonsense from The Great One, eh??

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

Been reading all of the nonsense from The Great One, eh??

No I'm just tired

 

[PanthersPens62]

No I'm just tired

Understood........you can catch all of the highlights on Morning Joe tomorrow.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Trailer for the new Zack Snyder movies.

Looks forgettable

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"On Tuesday, a man named Scott Hall became one of the first defendants charged with conspiracy in Georgia to surrender."

Because this all isn't crazy enough, of course that guy's name is Scott Hall, lirl

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

6:45pm to 9:00pm eastern

 

[LarryFisherman]

@LarryFisherman I think I asked you about keyboards once. I've just taken delivery of a silent Logitech number which is perfect. It's like typing on silk. No noise at all. Beautiful.

my guy, imagine not wanting a keyboard that makes nice noises?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Wait I've heard of toes and shit, but eyes? Is that even actually possible?

Yup.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

'Buttchugging is immoral': Five years ago a frat held a press conference to deny they pour booze up each other's asses.

I remember that being a running joke on the first iteration of The Jay and Dan Podcast

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Imagine “boofing” anything…

 

[Ceremony]

my guy, imagine not wanting a keyboard that makes nice noises?

I think I just want to type with as little effort as possible. If I was using one of those mechanical things I'd feel as if I was giving my fingers a workout before anything else.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I don't doubt that all these weird ways of consuming alcohol can get you drunk faster.

However, I think there's also an element of making their booze last longer, which definitely matters when you're broke, underage, or trying to get 40 people drunk.

Either every frat member can buy a fifth, or they can pour a shot up each other's asses and everyone gets drunk off one bottle.

 

[Ben Grimm]

@PanthersPens62 Salty Tua is the best Tua. @John Price should keep your name out of his mouth.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Just bet against the lions in a parlay

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Just bet against the lions in a parlay

Congrats on losing

 

[LarryFisherman]

Honestly, imagine being an adult and placing bets on sports instead of just investing that money.

At least gamble on crypto ffs

 

[John Price]

Honestly, imagine being an adult and placing bets on sports instead of just investing that money.

At least gamble on crypto ffs

sports gambling is very popular in legalized states

 

[Kairi Zaide]

bray wyatt rip

 

[John Price]

bray wyatt rip

What, f***