Useless Thread MDCCCLXXI: 2023 Little League World Series Edition

[John Price]

What kind of hs has fast food built in wtf



Jimmy Johns cafeteria

 

[John Price]

This doesn't look like 418.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I ordered green curry tonight and normally i have to specifically ask them to make it spicy; it's not that I have a great tolerance for spicy food or anything, it's that I live in an area where spicy food is rarely spicy enough.

Tonight they f***ing unleashed the fury of Thailand on me and I can't feel my mouth. All I feel is pain.

EDIT: Yes I finished the meal.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

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My 2nd favorite "supercouple" after Hope Logan & Thomas.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I ordered green curry tonight and normally i have to specifically ask them to make it spicy; it's not that I have a great tolerance for spicy food or anything, it's that I live in an area where spicy food is rarely spicy enough.

Tonight they f***ing unleashed the fury of Thailand on me and I can't feel my mouth. All I feel is pain.

EDIT: Yes I finished the meal.

I just realized that what goes in must come out at some point.

HELPPPPPP

 

[John Price]

Made 10 dollars today on soccer parlays

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Riding metro home and 30 drunk Phillies fans get on talking ****, being loud and saying they're going to the world series.



Terrible fan base.

 

[John Price]

Sober Bostonian: "I have no accent at all."
Drunk Bostonian: "REMEMBAH WHEN KEVIN MILLAH USED TO RIP 'EM OFF THE GREEN MONSTAH KID?"

 

[John Price]

Habs fans also terrible keep thinking they're hockey royalty. Yinz haven't won a title this millennium

If Ottawa didn't exist habs would be worst Canadian team by far.

 

[John Price]

Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa started in his team's 28-3 preseason victory over the Houston Texans on Saturday.

Tagovailoa hadn't played since Miami's loss to the Green Bay Packers last season on Christmas Day. He sustained a concussion in the game and was effectively shut down for the remainder of the season.

The Dolphins had the opening possession Saturday, and Tagovailoa's first-down pass was intercepted by Houston's Denzel Perryman. He recovered, finishing 5-of-7 for 61 yards, before giving way to backup Skylar Thompson.

 

[John Price]

Listening to King's tron

People hate King and call him a creep but his commentary was good

LOOK OUT VINCE!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"maybe this qualifies as a conspiracy theory or maybe not. Some folks have questioned whether there's some sort of issue with hit registration latency, including me. Many times I've had the experience of dying instantly from an automatic weapon, I'm thinking 10 frames or less. Like, full health, exo armor and helmet, and I'm red mist faster than blinking."

I complained about this shit so many weeks ago, those deaths where you had absolutely no time to react.

Seeing as my recent play is so hyperbolic, there has to be a recent change to the netcode. There are some guys where I just tear it up, then other games where I'm spinning my tires.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Pretty sure I even got one of those "no chance to react" kills on someone earlier.

He fired on me first in close quarters, I fired back in a routine manner and somehow got the kill, then he raged into his mic.

 

[John Price]

How many hours of BBR have you played today

I left my house at 11, spent 7 hours at the game in the baking hot sun, and just got home. Have you been playing this whole time

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I did yard work today, I didn't go and pay to watch adults play a game for kids.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I've also noticed it happening more recently, where my screen shows me making it into cover, yet I still get shot and die, seemingly retroactively.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What program do people use to keep a buffer of the last 30 seconds of gameplay, that they can save on command.

Oh, it's a thing obs can do

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[John Price]

MESSI

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]