Useless Thread MDCCCLXX: Enjoy life and live in the moment.

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast grown men...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Sega Dreamcast grown men...

It's good that people are excited, but you're a smelly mark if you own one belt, yet alone many belts.

What the shit are you going to do with a replica belt that cost hundreds of dollars?

"I crown myself Heavyweight Champion of this living room."

 

[John Price]

Carolina folk crazy @Oogie Boogie

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Carolina folk crazy @Oogie Boogie

Of course it's an Altima, lirl

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Undisputed WWE Universal Championship Replica Title Belt on Shop.wwe.com

$500. What a waste of money.

Oh wait, the Elite Series Universal Championship Replica Title Belt is $2000 (now $1500 with code superstar)

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why do they have a Yankees world title?

Those jabronis' last world title was 2009.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That Yankees one is stupid, but the real bullshit is these made-up titles that definitely never appeared on screen.

Shawn Michaels Legacy Belt
Rey Mysterio 20th Anniversary Belt
John Cena Legacy Belt
Ultimate Warrior Signature Series Belt
Randy Orton Signature Series Belt

Kane, Bella Twins, Kurt Angle, Macho Man, Triple H, Brothers of Destruction, and so on, they all have these specialized belts.

Buying one of those belts is a special kind of stupid. You're buying something that never existed. All of these belts are fake, but those belts are extra fake.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Miami recorded a heat index of 113 today which is the highest ever recorded for the city.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Groza feels really good. Horizontal recoil as low as the M4, with even less vertical recoil.

I swear, whatever map has the Updated or Expanded tag on the picture is going to win the map vote, guaranteed.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

GOD DAMN IT THE ASIAN RESTAURANT FORGOT MY f***ING CHOPSTICKS AGAIN

I KNOW I'M WHITER THAN SOUR CREAM THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T USE CHOPSTICKS YOU A-HOLES

 

[John Price]

GOD DAMN IT THE ASIAN RESTAURANT FORGOT MY f***ING CHOPSTICKS AGAIN

I KNOW I'M WHITER THAN SOUR CREAM THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T USE CHOPSTICKS YOU A-HOLES

they haven't given me chopsticks in years

i just use a spoon

 

[TheGreenTBer]

they haven't given me chopsticks in years

i just use a spoon

-10 ASIAN POINTS

CAPS LOCK

LOUD NOISES

 

[John Price]

what did you order

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Sashimi

tf am I supposed to do without chopsticks

 

[John Price]

oh for sushi it's tougher with a spoon. nobody eats sushi with a spoon

can you drive there and get them

 

[TheGreenTBer]

oh for sushi it's tougher with a spoon. nobody eats sushi with a spoon

can you drive there and get them

No

 

[John Price]

what are you going to do

you can't eat sushi with a spoon. might as well eat them by hand

 

[John Price]

eating banana cream pie after a dinner of like a chicken sandwich, hot dog, 2 egg rolls, and tater tots

 

[Ben Grimm]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/08/us/queens-doctor-charged-sexual-assault/index.html

 

[John Price]

watching italian cooking competition Ciao House and they are serving a 3 pasta dinner course

that's a lot of food

 

[John Price]

Windows says update is ready to install. Big circle and dot in the bottom right.

Click to see what update is available.

Update gear window opens...then closes automatically.

Wtf?

 

[John Price]

People giving shit for Ron Rivera speaking the truth about players struggling to adapt to EB's new system and telling them to talk to EB

"He should just say players aren't struggling and lie to the media."

Iffy line. Remember when Boeheim said that he couldn't say that a player was doing a bad job and missing classes to the media