Useless Thread MDCCCLXX: Enjoy life and live in the moment.

[John Price]

Need to conserve mobile bandwidth

Adieu

 

[PanthersPens62]

I mean jeez!!!!! If the internet is down & you seriously can't do a thing because of it either:

1. Go out NOW and run your errands.
2. Go to the kitchen and cook yourself a nice balanced, somewhat nutritious meal.

If neither appeal to you, go bathe the plushies!!!!

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Why

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What is this nonsense with you and 3PM? Then 3PM comes around and you complain that its either raining or too hot out. I speak as someone very set in my ways too, but you have to have a little flexibility.

Alas, you forget that if Ixxy’s brittle ass bends even just the tiniest bit…he’ll break something. Both mentally and physically.

Then of course…he’ll incessantly whine about being sore. While mainlining ice cream no doubt!

 

[John Price]

I mean jeez!!!!! If the internet is down & you seriously can't do a thing because of it either:

1. Go out NOW and run your errands.
2. Go to the kitchen and cook yourself a nice balanced, somewhat nutritious meal.

If neither appeal to you, go bathe the plushies!!!!

Remember when the Internet went out and all the local businesses couldn't register credit card purchases

 

[TheGreenTBer]

My guy, you're way above average.

I'm not that smart either, I really just have a niche. Some of the guys I work with are complete on-the-spectrum geniuses, and I work with these guys all day every day. It's honestly kind of hard. I've lost perspective of what "being good at your job" means because these guys crush every task like Sammy Sosa in '98.

There's loads and loads of really stupid people out there doing a really bad job for companies that aren't going anywhere. I say apply for what's interesting and don't settle for shit.

Thanks buddy.

Speaking of niches how often do you get to plow your wife's niche because for me that rate has definitely decreased post-childbirth

 

[PanthersPens62]

Remember when the Internet went out and all the local businesses couldn't register credit card purchases

Ok so then revert 2 option 2 or bathtime!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That dish looks easy enough for you to make & unhealthy enough for you to enjoy!

Imagine having to live with such a disgustingly low standard of quality in ze kitchen…

Only cooking/serving dishes that are both easy enough for kids to make….and fattening enough to give your arteries a complete lube-job!!!

And all because of foolish laziness.

 

[LarryFisherman]

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braj omfg that rug

why do you put a rug where you pee

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Thanks buddy.

Speaking of niches how often do you get to plow your wife's niche because for me that rate has definitely decreased post-childbirth

Nevermind post-childbirth, the rate decreases after f***ing marriage.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Your house is decorated like a kid's room in a 90s sitcom.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

braj omfg that rug

why do you put a rug where you pee

Poor aim??

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The rug is probably for when stepping out of the shower with wet feet.

To prevent slippage.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It's a toilet mat, but why would you get the shade of brown that most closely resembles shit?

And why is your toilet seat unattached

 

[John Price]

It's a toilet mat, but why would you get the shade of brown that most closely resembles shit?

And why is your toilet seat unattached

It is in the process of being replaced

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Watched The Jerk the other night.

Fiancee was reading a book and barely paying attention until, of course, the scene where Steve Martin says the n-word.

"Honey, you don't understand, he was born a poor, black child."

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Nevermind post-childbirth, the rate decreases after f***ing marriage.

I had more sex after getting married even though we were living together prior.

The kid, however, and her sleep regressions...totally cockblock us in epic fashion. Like, a lot. Can't f***ing wait for preschool lol.

Watched The Jerk the other night.

Fiancee was barely paying attention until, of course, the scene where Steve Martin says the n-word.

I like that movie

 

[John Price]

Internet back

Bee also back

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It is in the process of being replaced

The process of being replaced?

Bro it's a toilet seat, not a structural pillar, lirl

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Internet back

Bee also back

I thought you had a beekeeper at your place. He didn't fix the issue?

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

It's true cars are evil

 

[John Price]