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[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

These new UT thread titles suck donkey balls.

Was posting in the other one and was confuzzled as to why there was barely any activity.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Last night at like midnight I caved and bought a pack of (ridiculously Canadian government-neutered/renamed/rebranded in now just plain packaging) smokes last night for the first time in like 7 years.

Smoked 4 of em’….had a “wtf am i doing!!!” epiphany…and tossed the rest of the pack!!!

As a former addict/tobacco smoker for over 10 years, I’m f***ing PROUD of myself for actually having will power for once.

Former-smoker/younger me would NEVER have tossed out a pack of smokes. Especially if they would have as moronically expensive back then as they are now. I’d have chainsmoked the entire pack by yesterday afternoon like an idiot and ended up re-hooked.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ze bedpan headshot is at 3:52

@TheGreenTBer
@Sega Dreamcast

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Such a perfectly hilarious metallic “CLONK”-ing sound the bedpan makes against Vince’s skull…..

What’s great too though, are the mere seconds leading up to the bedpan shot.

“HOW ‘BOUT YER FOOT HUH!!! HOW BOUT YER FOOT!!!!!”

*Vince proceeds to start squawking a dying bird of some sort…as he starts getting his foot “attacked” by SCSA*

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Mankind blowing that f***ing kazoo legit scared Vince the first time I think...

“Here’s a rainbow for you… to let you know, that there are brighter days ahead….-“

*sudden KAZoOoOoOoOoO noises*

*Vince nearly jumps out of the bed….he GLARES at Mick a milisecond later*

 

[John Price]

+135 Marlins Moneyline

 

[PanthersPens62]

+135 Marlins Moneyline

Not a good move. Likely going to be a "bullpen game" with Cabrera now on the IL & Jays killed us with the bats last season. Of course if it will only cost you $.10 then by all means have at it!

 

[John Price]

Not a good move. Likely going to be a "bullpen game" with Cabrera now on the IL & Jays killed us with the bats last season. Of course if it will only cost you $.10 then by all means have at it!

Cashing out then

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

other parlays and "bets" they set up for you

That sounds like a set up alright.

They're trying to make money, they're under no obligation to show you "good" bets.

 

[John Price]

nothing to bet on but baseball

That sounds like a set up alright.

They're trying to make money, they're under no obligation to show you "good" bets.

that's how they get you. they set up these high odds parlays and advertise them. "20 dollars gets you 120 dollars if you win"

And you know damn well I'm not betting 20 dollars on that shit. No sir. .10 dollar bets for those wicked parlays

 

[John Price]

Have a digital camera I haven't used since the pandemic

Nice to see all the f***ing cables and chargers that come with it have magically disappeared

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

that's how they get you. they set up these high odds parlays and advertise them. "20 dollars gets you 120 dollars if you win"

And you know damn well I'm not betting 20 dollars on that shit. No sir. .10 dollar bets for those wicked parlays

Them suggesting a bet just seems suspicious to me, because they obviously don't have your best interest in mind.

It's like Amazon telling you something is a great deal, it's just another sales tactic to be aware of.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

2nd Pic is AJ puk

 

[John Price]

3rd Pic some base coach. Do you know that man.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Saw some NFL Awards crap on the TV the other day.

I knew the Chiefs won the Super Bowl, but I had to think really hard before I remembered the overrated Eagles were in it.

Man, what a shitty and forgettable game.

 

[John Price]

"i don't get why she still wears a mask outside"

lol

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Exhibit A of why the Super Bowl f***ing blows: I tried to Google "2023 Super bowl review" and all of the results were either about the halftime show or the commercials.

The Super Bowl being the 4th biggest attraction of its own night is so f***ing stupid.

 

[John Price]

Exhibit A of why the Super Bowl f***ing blows: I tried to Google "2023 Super bowl review" and all of the results were either about the halftime show or the commercials.

The Super Bowl being the 4th biggest attraction of its own night is so f***ing stupid.

it was solid the chiefs came back from like 14 down

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It was solid the chiefs came back from like 14 down

So much fun watching the shitty field give one team a massive advantage

 

[PanthersPens62]

3rd Pic some base coach. Do you know that man.

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Might be 3rd base coach Jody Reed.

 

[John Price]

O7

 

[PanthersPens62]

Marlins are 41-31 with a negative run differential & a roster (at least offensively) that on 1st appearance looks to be one of the weakest in baseball. I am willing to bet if Mr. Price's hero "The Donald" was still the manager they'd likely be 31-41.

And how stupid was Davey Boy Martinez for not playing Candelario yesterday......you know, the one guy the Marlins could not get out in the 6 games played so far. Oh yeah, poor baby needed a day off.

O7

Give it up.......its not coming back & neither is YMCA!!!

 

[John Price]

"I'm the one who brought back big 10 football"