Useless Thread MDCCCLXII Kyle Sielaff Appreciation/5 Hour Sporting Event Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

Good to see Asians in golf.

 

[John Price]

Dear Nationals Season Plan Holder,

This FRIDAY (June 2nd) is an opportunity to come out and enjoy Friday Night Batting Practice with a NEW twist! On select dates, we are adding a Q&A with a current player or coach. Joining us this Friday is Nationals Pitcher and World Series Champion Patrick Corbin!

 

[PanthersPens62]

Dear Nationals Season Plan Holder,

This FRIDAY (June 2nd) is an opportunity to come out and enjoy Friday Night Batting Practice with a NEW twist! On select dates, we are adding a Q&A with a current player or coach. Joining us this Friday is Nationals Pitcher and World Series Champion Patrick Corbin!

Can't wait to hear all about your experience with Happy Corbin!!!

 

[John Price]

Can't wait to hear all about your experience with Happy Corbin!!!

I m not going Friday

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Too many "aggrieved bettors" are letting athletes that they bet on know about it

nobody cares that you lost 1200 on a parlay betting on him

Fantasy sports people do that too and it's incredibly cringe.

They're playing to win, they don't give a single shit about your bets or fantasy team.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Imagine winning the game, then you open Twitter later that night and get a tweet that says "Thanks for only scoring 2 goals, asshole".

Oh wait, don't let Ja Morant see that gif

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

"So many smart people post on Reddit"

-5 points an hour ago*

Lol. Let’s bring in someone from the chokearama that is the TML. I guess we are going goals for OV and rebuild. Which makes perfect sense.

At least the Craps are doing something.

Meanwhile, we’re stuck with that clueless Beantown egomaniac schmuck behind our bench for the next 1000000000000 years.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Satisfactory

 

[Satan]

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[John Price]

Some new recruits picked up on the trail...

 

[John Price]

Some good 5* recruits in the "transfer portal"...

 

[PanthersPens62]

Some new recruits picked up on the trail...

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Mother. Of. God.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Mother. Of. God.

Why is that one’s tongue out??

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Some new recruits picked up on the trail...

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[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

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Didn't you quit this dumb indie game

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

and yes I'm going to clean the stove later

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Didn't you quit this dumb indie game

I started a new save file.

Of course you think it's dumb, it requires planning, patience, reasoning, and logic.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"I have the red coils, do I have an electric or gas stove?"

- @John Price many years ago