Useless Thread MDCCCLVIII : VKM Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Giada de Laurentiis' close friendship with Matt Lauer could impact her 'Today' appearances

Has Matt Lauer cost Giada de Laurentiis her “Today” gig?

www.foxnews.com

 

[John Price]

Just counting down here until the games of the 33rd olympiad

 

[John Price]

Better than morning Joe.

 

[John Price]

@Oogie Boogie

 

[PanthersPens62]

Better than morning Joe.

They should consider sending Morning Joe & "Mike" to the city of romance for the Paris 2024 Games.

 

[John Price]

"They have a bunch of pests over there that make it easy to get up for the game."


Tom Wilson poked some fun at Matthew Tkachuk and the Panthers after the Capitals' 4-2 loss to Florida and also shared his take on Givani Smith punching him from the bench:


https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/washi...shington-capitals-tom-wilson-florida-panthers

 

[LarryFisherman]

I'm sure some of them are idiots just listening to the man on TV/radio/Youtube, but the people calling the shots are doing some fascist shit.

From the perspective of a single idiot: They hate lgbt rights so much that their enjoyment of Bud Light is ruined because there are rainbows on the can.

In reality: The rainbows are a hollow gesture that don't mean much, but they're being told to boycott because of the woke boogeyman. So the boycott just makes the followers angry and alienates them further from normal society, giving the cult leaders more control over them.

Yes, it's funny to see them punch themselves in the balls, but they're being manipulated into hating the people who "made" them punch themselves in the balls. They don't have any actual logic or reasoning, just culture war bullshit.

Honestly, if you're so insecure you can't drink a beer with a limited edition ladyboy on the front, you're f***ing weak.

I get your point. But this logic trains stops before it starts. I've seen posts of people claiming they're a Michelob guy now, or a Coors man.

They don't understand how the grip of AB on the domestic market works. They don't follow along that Coors has been sponsoring pride events for literal decades (IIRC one of the marketing directors - who's part of the moulson family - is gay and has been a big supporter for a long, long time).

Just about every company we shop with does something we're not a fan of. Imagine not being able to separate the difference.

 

[John Price]

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[John Price]

@PanthersPens62
@ucanthanzalthetruth

 

[John Price]

I feel like I can talk openly, let's not beat around the bush, I didn't get along with Soupy after he went all pop culture and pretended this place didn't exist

But again I don't get along with most of yinz who I consider inferior to my intellect and knowledge

I can't say I miss him because I don't. We're a better place without him

So much time spent trolling, baiting and triggering

"Barkov is a bust. Why won't he play well."

"LEL U SEE BARKOV TRASH FANS AT AWARDS SHOW"

"Y U SO BAD PANTHERS"

lmao

he never saw the presiden'ts trophy winning panthers lose in the 2nd round.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"The record [for most wins in a season] means nothing if you don't win the Cup."

Bruins fan: "The Cup would be amazing but the record doesn’t mean nothing."

Your season doesn't become a failure if you don't win the Cup, but beating the record without winning the Cup would be a massive missed opportunity.

Tampa became a meme for setting the record and getting swept by Columbus. The only remedy was winning the Cup.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

"They have a bunch of pests over there that make it easy to get up for the game."


Tom Wilson poked some fun at Matthew Tkachuk and the Panthers after the Capitals' 4-2 loss to Florida and also shared his take on Givani Smith punching him from the bench:


https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/washi...shington-capitals-tom-wilson-florida-panthers

Full disclosure......I am not a fan of Givani Smith. He brings little to the table. That said, aside from your 3rd string goalie, who gave it his all, understandably so, it seems like Mr. Wilson was the ONLY Crap who didn't get the memo about tanking this game. Maybe it was his frustration at not having played them in the playoffs or the other games this season. He should be so lucky as to have "pests" like Matty T. as teammates

 

[John Price]

I don't have much respect for anyone who comes here regularly, for several months and years, as part of the crew, and then disappears. Oh look at you you have a personal life now. You're too good for us over here you jabroni.

@LarryFisherman was part of our old time crew on P* with the other boys like FG33 and DFK and TJ and now he's the only one that had the sense to come back. Doesn't forgive StanGetz (OOPS CAN I SAY THAT) disappearing for years, but at least he came back. At least FG33 still posts somewhat on twitrter, but the other guys including sellout DFK and his bro are long gone.

"Yeah sorry they had a life and couldn't post on a message board all day"

LOOK AT WHAT SEGA DREAMCAST IS DOING

that's a lie and you know it

"well i'm sorry for having a personal life"

son if I ever start working or get married (very unlikely occurrences) do you think i would stop posting here? No. I post here every day and I will continue to do so for eternity. And yinz are just going to have to deal with it.

I mean I Can get the discord crew quitting, and they get a pass. But anyone else, you're a no good disloyal pop culture jabroni. ThirdManIn, Soupy, anyone who used to post in here and just got too good for it and quit. Jabronis. All of yinz.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I don't have much respect for anyone who comes here regularly, for several months and years, as part of the crew, and then disappears. Oh look at you you have a personal life now. You're too good for us over here you jabroni.

@LarryFisherman was part of our old time crew on P* with the other boys like FG33 and DFK and TJ and now he's the only one that had the sense to come back. Doesn't forgive StanGetz (OOPS CAN I SAY THAT) disappearing for years, but at least he came back. At least FG33 still posts somewhat on twitrter, but the other guys including sellout DFK and his bro are long gone.

"Yeah sorry they had a life and couldn't post on a message board all day"

LOOK AT WHAT SEGA DREAMCAST IS DOING

that's a lie and you know it

"well i'm sorry for having a personal life"

son if I ever start working or get married (very unlikely occurrences) do you think i would stop posting here? No. I post here every day and I will continue to do so for eternity. And yinz are just going to have to deal with it.

I mean I Can get the discord crew quitting, and they get a pass. But anyone else, you're a no good disloyal pop culture jabroni. ThirdManIn, Soupy, anyone who used to post in here and just got too good for it and quit. Jabronis. All of yinz.

Look at what I'm doing? I made a whopping two posts between Thursday and this morning.

 

[John Price]

that said the UT growth is extremely stagnant as is HF in general

when was the last time you saw a new user sign up on this website

when was the last time a new user who signed up AFTER 2020 posted int he lounge

has HF ever had users sign up AFTER the pandemic? i need to check my analytics here. Brb.

 

[PanthersPens62]

I feel like I can talk openly, let's not beat around the bush, I didn't get along with Soupy after he went all pop culture and pretended this place didn't exist

But again I don't get along with most of yinz who I consider inferior to my intellect and knowledge

I can't say I miss him because I don't. We're a better place without him

So much time spent trolling, baiting and triggering

"Barkov is a bust. Why won't he play well."

"LEL U SEE BARKOV TRASH FANS AT AWARDS SHOW"

"Y U SO BAD PANTHERS"

lmao

he never saw the presiden'ts trophy winning panthers lose in the 2nd round.

Imagine having "enemies" on a friendly hockey themed, but all purpose message board.

 

[John Price]

Sometimes I just sit here and wonder how HF gets as much traffic as it does in the football and baseball subforms

the basketball and car ones are basically dead

but entertainment, football, baseball are well active for a site like HF where those aren't even the major sports

"go to reddit that's where all the kids are going these days"

1) YES they're all kids
2) reddit is lame and literally has no moderation, which means you may see my unfiltered rants but you will also see much more asinine memes

at least this site has the good sense to embed them. can't embed shit on reddit except for those reddits that allow gifs. and those reddits are awful

Imagine having "enemies" on a friendly hockey themed, but all purpose message board.

I hate most of you all. I'm tired of false arguments and people constantly trying to gaslight and move the goalposts

WHAT ABOUT

WHAT ABOUT

no what about, listen to what i'm trying to tell your ass

WHAT ABOUT

no what about

 

[John Price]

Look at what I'm doing? I made a whopping two posts between Thursday and this morning.

Small sample size

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm tired of false arguments and people constantly trying to gaslight and move the goalposts

#MeToo

 

[John Price]

I began ut posting in 2008 and have posted every day since with the exception of vacations

I am the king Jerry Lawler here

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

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@PanthersPens62
@ucanthanzalthetruth

He got busy with life, he's fine