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That guy spent more time laying down and standing up than he spent actually aiming at enemies.

Quickscoping is only a thing because playing an FPS on a controller is so god damned terrible that the game has to help you aim.

Call of Duty is an affront to actual FPS games.
 

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"wild that people can't believe Triple H of all people would book an endless heel champion"

Preach, brother, lest we forget how much of a :eek::eek::eek::eek: Triple H used to be.
 

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That guy spent more time laying down and standing up than he spent actually aiming at enemies.

Quickscoping is only a thing because playing an FPS on a controller is so god damned terrible that the game has to help you aim.

Call of Duty is an affront to actual FPS games.
The BF4 rush servers I go to at night are pretty empty now. Conquest doesn't hit the same and I'm not spawning just to drive 3 minutes to a flag where I'm the only guy there (because everyone else isn't ptfo) and get killed by some dude who's been camping in the same tank all match

wow, you were flying in the jet all game, no wonder you're #1 on the leaderboard

"shoot it down"

NOBODY IS TRYING TO SHOOT IT DOWN THEY ALL CARE ABOUT K D
 

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The BF4 rush servers I go to at night are pretty empty now. Conquest doesn't hit the same and I'm not spawning just to drive 3 minutes to a flag where I'm the only guy there (because everyone else isn't ptfo) and get killed by some dude who's been camping in the same tank all match

wow, you were flying in the jet all game, no wonder you're #1 on the leaderboard

"shoot it down"

NOBODY IS TRYING TO SHOOT IT DOWN THEY ALL CARE ABOUT K D

Then say in team chat that we need more stingers to take down the helo.

I hate the cowards that pop their flares then hide until they're ready again.

Your insipid complaints about conquest are all wrong. Rush is the gamemode that sucks.
 

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Then say in team chat that we need more stingers to take down the helo.

I hate the cowards that pop their flares then hide until they're ready again.
you also assume people pay attention to team chat or that the team chat doesn't have complaining / political discussion / off topic bf2042 discussion

speaking of which 2042 is free for all ps plus users :laugh:
 

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Conquest is so much better than Rush.

Rush is literally just running toward an objective and getting shot by campers.

Conquest is like a game of Risk where every piece can do whatever they want.
 

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have to rewatch shieky baby's rant on hulk hogan again

seriously in modern time the "heat" between seth rollins and riddle was so cringe

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WIFE

WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HE?

Even Vince did where is he better lol

 

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"Conquest is just driving for 3 minutes before you get shot by a camper."

Hey dipshit, there's this thing called strategy.

In other words, don't just run into the middle of a base and you won't get immediately killed.
 

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"Conquest is just driving for 3 minutes before you get shot by a camper."

Hey dipshit, there's this thing called strategy.

In other words, don't just run into the middle of a base and you won't get immediately killed.
in conquest you win games by taking more bases which bleeds enemy tickets

"go where everywhere else is"

everyone else is not playing the f***ing objective and racking up easy kills for higher KD

That said, rush can be frustrating at times, especially when the team doesn't push. You could be on Operation Metro trying to hit B or the outside one near the lake and the entire round is just you running to the objective, dying, and then running again and dying. Rinse and repeat

You know what I hate, some of those BF4 servers have like 3000 tickets

1000 tickets or bust
 

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in conquest you win games by taking more bases which bleeds enemy tickets

"go where everywhere else is"

everyone else is not playing the f***ing objective and racking up easy kills for higher KD

You keep saying "playing the objective" as if you know what you're talking about, but you don't seem to understand that offense and defense are both important, or that people can contribute in ways other than capturing/defending bases.

It's entirely possible to not be in the middle of the action, but still positively contribute to your team.
 

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You keep saying "playing the objective" as if you know what you're talking about, but you don't seem to understand that offense and defense are both important, or that people can contribute in ways other than capturing/defending bases.

It's entirely possible to not be in the middle of the action, but still positively contribute to your team.
The enemy tickets bleed faster if you have more bases than your opponent.
 

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There's so many different roles and strategies in conquest that it's pretty laughable to claim that everyone else on the server isn't playing the objective.

If a sniper has a good vantage point over a contested base, is tagging any enemies they see, and doing laser-locks on vehicles, are they not contributing to their team?

The problem is when too many people want to be a sniper without actually doing any of the sniper duties.
 
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John Price

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There's so many different roles and strategies in conquest that it's pretty laughable to claim that everyone else on the server isn't playing the objective.

If a sniper has a good vantage point over a contested base, is tagging any enemies they see, and doing laser-locks on vehicles, are they not contributing to their team?
good point

he's camping but he's also spotting and taking out people going to the base

So once you have the majority of bases, do you start playing defense, or do you just keep pushing forward, well into enemy territory, where they can easily pick you off

So the round starts, A B C D E are all untaken

US takes ABC and China takes D E

After we take ABC China will start trying to get either A B C, so when they start going after B and you see the map indicate it (or someone yelling in chat B BB BBBB) you head there and try to take it back

Then say we lose B so we go after another flag to take that advantage back

and so on

at least that's how I've always played it
 

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By them taking B, they now have a better spawnpoint to take A and C from you.

A few guys should push forward to contest either D or E (and hopefully disrupt some re-enforcements coming from that direction), but the majority of the team should be focused on B, as the enemy team can now spawn at a base on your half of the map.

The closer the base is to your uncap, the more important it is to hold it.
 
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