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[John Price]

“Meatball” Ron

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"On Friday, one fan shouted, “Tampon!” at Woods after he made a rare putt."

Lirl

 

[John Price]

NBA 2k on sale for 17 dollars on pc.

NBA 2k 69.99 on PS5.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

NBA 2k on sale for 17 dollars on pc.

NBA 2k 69.99 on PS5.

For digital download, right?

Why would anyone buy a digital-only PS5 that forces you to buy exclusively from the PS Store, giving them no reason to ever put anything on sale

 

[John Price]

For digital download, right?

Why would anyone buy a digital-only PS5 that forces you to buy exclusively from the PS Store, giving them no reason to ever put anything on sale

Yes

 

[John Price]

Tiger makes cut at Genesis Invitational after wait

Tiger Woods makes the cut at the Genesis Invitational at Riviera Country Club after shooting a 3-over 74 in the second round Friday.

www.espn.com

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I don't find it offensive, but it's weird/stupid that Tiger didn't think everyone would notice it or that some people (women) would be offended by it.

You're the most famous active golfer, you have to know that people are watching your every move, some of them just waiting to criticize you. Why would you partake in such juvenile humor on the course, right in front of all the cameras and fans?

"My drive went further, so hold this tampon because tampons are for women." Wow, what a great joke, hope it was worth it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This f***ing cat is being a real asshole lately

 

[Kairi Zaide]

wtf random Lee Naeun post on IG this AM

 

[John Price]

wtf random Lee Naeun post on IG this AM

who is that

 

[LarryFisherman]

Retiring from Elden Ring, can't do anything anymore.



No one else lives here. How do you not understand that by now?

Too much herblore clouding your damn brain. Go get some A&W.

how often do you visit your parents bro

how do you show them your gratitude for them allowing you to live this lifestyle?

 

[Kairi Zaide]

who is that

 

[John Price]

i only know lee se hee

 

[Kairi Zaide]

i only know lee se hee

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Finally completed a particular goal in THPS 2 again just now that I’ve always thought was a real pain in the ass…even back in the day.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

No one else lives here. How do you not understand that by now?

Too much herblore clouding your damn brain. Go get some A&W.

Just like you don’t seem to get that I don’t dab.

And A&W sucks and is way overpriced.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Just like you don’t seem to get that I don’t dab.

And A&W sucks and is way overpriced.

imagine recommending someone fast food in 2023

 

[John Price]

f*** Elden Ring is way too hard

Why is it so difficult? Why can't you just beat bosses without f***ing Scarlet Rot?

Leveled all the way to 104 from 85, went up 19 levels in 2 nights, and STILL CAN'T BEAT ANYTHING

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

f*** Elden Ring is way too hard

Why is it so difficult? Why can't you just beat bosses without f***ing Scarlet Rot?

Leveled all the way to 104 from 85, went up 19 levels in 2 nights, and STILL CAN'T BEAT ANYTHING

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

skill issue

 

[John Price]

@Mantis how the f*** did you solo this game holy shit it is too difficult

Can't beat

- the boss to WarTomb Catacombs
- the dragoncove boss in caelid
- the flying ezekus in caelid (south dragon)
- the avatar guarding the caelid erdtree
- the dragon in the northeast

I'M 104

HOW DO THEY STILL TAKE NO DAMAGE, AND BEAT ME UP SO EASILY

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Is it too hard to watch someone else play the game and copy what they're doing.

Or read a walkthrough

 

[John Price]

skill issue

I f***ing threw my controller I was so pissed after dying for the 1000th time because I mistimed a jump

Is it too hard to watch someone else play the game and copy what they're doing

I watch walkthroughs constantly to learn what to do and where to go

the mecahnics are too reliant on weight

i have the best gear but it's all "heavy load" then someone said to wear medium load so you can dodge more. But if you do that YOU TAKE MORE DAMAGE

I'M ALREADY POROUS ENOUGH AS IS WITH THE BEST GEAR OUT THERE

these souls games are stupid AF. I tell you I am this close to retirement. I will not f***ing wait around all f***ing day around the war torn f***ing catacombs collecting runes at a snails pace

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I only ever played the first Souls game and didn't really enjoy it.

The fun didn't outweigh the difficulty.

 

[John Price]

I can't do too much more of that for today it's not good for my health man

Elden Ring should have a surgeon's general warning it's that difficult. f*** those Souls games

I only ever played the first Souls game and didn't really enjoy it.

The fun didn't outweigh the difficulty.

It's fun, it's just insanely hard to advance the plot because the game makes it so difficult. You gotta beat this boss to advance. But that boss is hard as f*** and uses degenerative spells on you which you can't remove.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Cuphead is fun for a hard game.

"But bad gwaffix"