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[John Price]

SHOOT DOWN THE BALLOON!

 

[John Price]

Despite Lacey Evan's advice I constantly eat frozen and processed foods, weigh about 140 pounds, and am suffering no nutritional defects. But keep talking about how processed foods are going to kill you or "give you cancer".

"You might get colon or prostate cancer from eating all that shit."

"Eat a nice healthy meal."

1) Who's going to cook that meal? Not me.

2) Even if someone was here to cook for me do you really think I give a damn about how "food" is going to kill me? Do you know what will kill me? This excruciating muscular pain from 20 years of posting crap on message boards. This arthritis, this back pain, this elbow pain that never goes away, because I spent 20 years playing video games on my PC all day every f***ing day. THAT hurts. Not food. When I eat a processed TV dinner I'm not suffering any pain.

So I don't give a shit about what the nutritionists say, or what any f***ing quacks tell me. "RECENT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN CONSUMING SOUP AND PROCESSED FOODS LEAD TO CANCER." Oh yeah, do they? Because a soup has 100 calories. And we're supposed to limit calories according to your f***ing quack science, to under 2000 calories a day. So now I can't do that? Which one is it?

Keep under 2000 calories, or "eat healthy"?

"EAT NATURAL FOOD"

I can't afford natural food, dumbass

Even if I could with my "unlimited funds" I'm not taking the time to cook natural vegetables from scratch rofl.

 

[John Price]

If I f***ing die of high cholesteral at 50 or 60 I don't care. I lived my life and I did what I set out to do. I made my shit posts, and I watched my sports teams win titles. I'm good. If I collapse of a magical heart attack (highly unlikely, my cholesterol is very, very low! Lowest I've ever seen, folks!) I did my f***ing job

okay

I'm aware I probably won't make it to social security age but I don't care. I'm not eating no natural food, I'll continue to eat TV dinners, microwave soup, and fast food, and I'll enjoy life because again you never know when your body might stop working and just fade you fam

I don't care anymore lol

 

[Satan]

 

[John Price]

I hyaven't seen a doctor in 10 years. I'm uninsured.

I'm well aware I may have something wrong with my muscles but I don't care anymore. I'm happy with my life.

I made my sacrifice. I spent 20 years playing video games and shitposting on HF all day.

If I suffer muscle pain from it so be it

I lived my life boys

 

[John Price]

You better watch out, the fake news said cream cheese, as it is processed product, is now unhealthy for you. You may get cancer.

Everything is processed these days dumbasses

in fact i would go so far as to say exercise is completely pointless. i haven't exercised regularly because of my bad knee and i am still an obscenely low weight

If you want to know waht the FAKE NEWS is REALLY on about it's these manipulated studies they use as clickbait to grab your attention. You can't eat food anymore because it may cause cancer. You can't even drink alcohol anymore.

NO NO NO NO NO NO

The study was "You can't drink TOO much alcohol or you'll get cancer."

You don't say?

"DRINKING 8 DRINKS A DAY MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH"

YOU DON[ 'f***ING SAY DO YOU SHERLOCK. NO SHIT

 

[PanthersPens62]

Good lord is this man a #hack! It's been reported ad-nauseum that it was Tampa or retirement for TB12.

 

[Satan]

fins up

 

[John Price]

eating canned soup

 

[Satan]

ravioli ravioli whats in the pocketoli

 

[PanthersPens62]

SHOOT DOWN THE BALLOON!

donald was so triggered over that

 

[John Price]

Sleepy

 

[John Price]

Angry

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Angry

You don't say!

 

[PanthersPens62]

Despite Lacey Evan's advice I constantly eat frozen and processed foods, weigh about 140 pounds, and am suffering no nutritional defects. But keep talking about how processed foods are going to kill you or "give you cancer".

"You might get colon or prostate cancer from eating all that shit."

"Eat a nice healthy meal."

1) Who's going to cook that meal? Not me.

2) Even if someone was here to cook for me do you really think I give a damn about how "food" is going to kill me? Do you know what will kill me? This excruciating muscular pain from 20 years of posting crap on message boards. This arthritis, this back pain, this elbow pain that never goes away, because I spent 20 years playing video games on my PC all day every f***ing day. THAT hurts. Not food. When I eat a processed TV dinner I'm not suffering any pain.

So I don't give a shit about what the nutritionists say, or what any f***ing quacks tell me. "RECENT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN CONSUMING SOUP AND PROCESSED FOODS LEAD TO CANCER." Oh yeah, do they? Because a soup has 100 calories. And we're supposed to limit calories according to your f***ing quack science, to under 2000 calories a day. So now I can't do that? Which one is it?

Keep under 2000 calories, or "eat healthy"?

"EAT NATURAL FOOD"

I can't afford natural food, dumbass

Even if I could with my "unlimited funds" I'm not taking the time to cook natural vegetables from scratch rofl.

Oh my lord! This should get consideration for "post of the year" too. If you know that your aches and pains stem from sitting at a PC all day, why not simply take a break from it for a bit?

Obviously, I have no clue what your financial situation is and its none of my business, but either you are too poor to afford to buy decent foods which I totally get, or you have "unlimited funds", in which case this should not be an obstacle. You send mixed signals.

I'm actually not going to argue with you about the quality of foods, because I actually agree with you that many people/FDA etc. go overboard with scaring people into thinking so many foods are going to kill you. I will say, I tend to eat a combination of processed foods (i.e frozen meals/canned soups) as well as healthier stuff like fresh fruits, fresh beef, dairy etc.

My only beef with you is I don't see you even try to eat anything that is not processed and that won't help the body aches go away.

 

[John Price]

You don't say!

I'm fed up with fake science and fear tactics. They won't stop me from enjoying food.

You know what's bad for you? Smoking. Tobacco or pot. Clogs up your lungs, sick shit. I don't smoke.

I think I'm fine. No diabetes no smoking.

What's to be worried about? Oh no no processed food is coming! Cancerous chemicals!

Ever hear of the FDA

 

[John Price]

If processed foods cause cancer why hasn't there been a congressional investigation. Why hasn't the FDA made it illegal. Heck you cannot have goat or lamb on the street in America because of food safety regulations. But they'll allow these alleged cancer chemicals in our food. Be real.

I'll tell you why. Because the study link a correlation or statistical trend. They don't imply causation. "Cancerous chemicals" if they exist aren't CAUSING cancer.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I'm fed up with fake science and fear tactics. They won't stop me from enjoying food.

You know what's bad for you? Smoking. Tobacco or pot. Clogs up your lungs, sick shit. I don't smoke.

I think I'm fine. No diabetes no smoking.

What's to be worried about? Oh no no processed food is coming! Cancerous chemicals!

Ever hear of the FDA

You have the freedom to eat what you want but don't promote ignorance my man.

 

[PanthersPens62]

If processed foods cause cancer why hasn't there been a congressional investigation. Why hasn't the FDA made it illegal. Heck you cannot have goat or lamb on the street in America because of food safety regulations. But they'll allow these alleged cancer chemicals in our food. Be real.

I'll tell you why. Because the study link a correlation or statistical trend. They don't imply causation. "Cancerous chemicals" if they exist aren't CAUSING cancer.

Whoa! I thought you were against eating lamb for ethical reasons!

Are you aware that there are canned soups that may be heathier than others? Campbells has a wide variety of low-sodium soups and they taste fine. Yes they are still "processed" but low sodium is still better than full of sodium.

 

[John Price]

You have the freedom to eat what you want but don't promote ignorance my man.

The studies they do are literal click bait

Whoa! I thought you were against eating lamb for ethical reasons!

Are you aware that there are canned soups that may be heathier than others? Campbells has a wide variety of low-sodium soups and they taste fine. Yes they are still "processed" but low sodium is still better than full of sodium.

Who cares about sodium it won't kill you

Is sodium bad now

Msg used to be bad too...

 

[TheGreenTBer]

The studies they do are literal click bait


Who cares about sodium it won't kill you

Is sodium bad now

Msg used to be bad too...

My wife has an MD and a MPH with a nutrition focus. I don't read or participate in clickbait shit.

 

[PanthersPens62]

The studies they do are literal click bait


Who cares about sodium it won't kill you

Is sodium bad now

Msg used to be bad too...

Too much sodium is bad for the heart and can also cause swelling in parts of the body like feet/ankles/hands/wrists.

And I always make sure to say "no MSG" when ordering Chinese food.

 

[John Price]

My wife has an MD and a MPH with a nutrition focus. I don't read or participate in clickbait shit.

I just feel like most of it is overhyped. Again I'm fully healthy nutritionally and I eat like shit. My issues I'm concerned about are my muscles which are sore from playing games for 20 years, not because of my diet

Too much sodium is bad for the heart and can also cause swelling in parts of the body like feet/ankles/hands/wrists.

And I always make sure to say "no MSG" when ordering Chinese food.

Fake news.

My good friend Todd English went to Israel by the dead sea and said that all the salt mines there were great and that salt was good for you.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Buffalo Chicken Ranch pizza has been ordered for a 2PM EST delivery.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I just feel like most of it is overhyped. Again I'm fully healthy nutritionally and I eat like shit. My issues I'm concerned about are my muscles which are sore from playing games for 20 years, not because of my diet

My point is that neither you nor I is qualified to state that your existing health issues are independent of your diet.

Fake news.

My good friend Todd English went to Israel by the dead sea and said that all the salt mines there were great and that salt was good for you.

This part reads like a Jiminy cricket post lol