Useless Thread MDCCCLI : Drinking 3 Gallons of Juice Challenge GDT

[John Price]

Certain people make it very difficult for people like you, and me, to just f***ing sit back and have a f***ing drink. Why are they so opposed to alcohol?

"We're closed for service on Sunday, new years, and Monday, the day after. But have a f***ing drink at the bar. Just don't buy any 6 packs of beer."

Alcohol and morality rules are the worst, because they try to force you to be ethical and moral. Bitch, I am ethical and moral and I don't need your f***ing laws and rules to dictate it.

"You can't buy beer on Sunday."

That's not going to stop me from cracking open an IPA on Sunday

Now I see certain websites will require age verification in Louisiana to view content. No, you don't need age verification and I don't have to submit my driver's license to access internet sites. What the f*** is this world coming to?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That's a Jim Jefferies stand up bit.

"Even though I can take drugs like a champ, Connie took some drugs and killed her kids, so now we have to make drugs illegal. THANKS A LOT CONNIE"

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Replace cake with juice and it's talking about you

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Lmao at thread title

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Watched part of the Nutty Professor last night. The family around the table scene was pretty funny. However, once he gets skinny, Eddie Murphy becomes a total prick. Hearing 10 minutes of yo momma jokes is when I turned it off.

Started watching National Security. I watched it a ton back in the day and it has some funny moments, but it's just a PG-13 rip off of Blue Streak, which is such a better movie.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Now I see certain websites will require age verification in Louisiana to view content. No, you don't need age verification and I don't have to submit my driver's license to access internet sites.

Hmm, I wonder which political party thought up that shit

"Won't somebody please think of the children"

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Watched part of the Nutty Professor last night. The family around the table scene was pretty funny. However, once he gets skinny, Eddie Murphy becomes a total prick. Hearing 10 minutes of yo momma jokes is when I turned it off.

Started watching National Security. I watched it a ton back in the day and it has some funny moments, but it's just a PG-13 rip off of Blue Streak, which is such a better movie.

I do a good impression of the grandmother character in The Nutty Professor and it never fails to bring my mom to tears.

Love Blue Streak. The bit with Dave Chappelle and the "gut and eyes move" always cracks me up.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Will probably swing by this local gym place and see how much a membership is.

 

[John Price]

Hmm, I wonder which political party thought up that shit

"Won't somebody please think of the children"

yeah i can't get in detail but it's messed up to verify your age using personal information to access websites

again Louisiana

Will probably swing by this local gym place and see how much a membership is.

go to planet fitness.

 

[John Price]

f***ing grease won't come off this f***ing toaster drip tray i've tried everything

 

[Oogie Boogie]

go to planet fitness.

I will probably never set foot inside of Planet Fitness again.
My sister had her car stolen right outside of one and other items taken from the locker room at a Planet Fitness and they would not cooperate with her in trying to identify who it was that stole her car/items and were not really cooperating with the police on the matter.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast shitty Google pixel always loved injecting itself into the ui

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

yeah i can't get in detail but it's messed up to verify your age using personal information to access websites

again Louisiana

It's about porn and trying to legislate morality under the guise of "think of the children".

The stupid part is that the more reputable porn sites will follow the law, so an underage kid will just end up going to the skeevy porn sites that are a lot worse and less safe.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Was it Louisiana that almost elected a pedo as a senator, or was it one of the other backwater states?

It's almost like they want children to be utterly clueless about sex, which, in a shocking turn of events given their political party's contemptible past (and present) in regards to sexual predators, benefits the sexual predators

 

[John Price]

Have to leave the house to negotiate a settlement for this dumb denty chair mat

Oh @Sega Dreamcast the genius engineers behind your pixel made it turn off the screen when you're on the phone

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Oh @Sega Dreamcast the genius engineers behind your pixel made it turn off the screen when you're on the phone

Yeah, so your face doesn't touch the screen and inadvertently hang up or something.

My Note would do this stupid shit where if I was in the Messages app and it thought I was holding up the phone to my face, it would automatically call the person I was texting. Emphasis on "thought I was holding up the phone" because it would just trigger at random times until I turned it off.

 

[John Price]

Well well I won't critique Google for now. Look at this.

Just saved a lot of time. Get straight to the point.

 

[John Price]

Apparently you can't advance the story without beating Margit which is dumb

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I have this Adidas sweatshirt that I really like and I want to buy another, but they definitely changed the way they're made.

Tried to go to the Adidas store the other day but they were closed for renovations.

Well, it's on sale for $20, f*** it, might as well buy it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I've been amassing so many Adidas clothes that I'm becoming Garth in that scene about selling out in Wayne's World

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

To be fair, I'm not a normal size, so I'll buy multiple of something if it's comfy and fits well.

I bought 3 different color pairs of the same running pants this past week because they were on sale and came in XLT

 

[John Price]

Gta rp streamer saying he'll pay you to play in his gta server



Bah you have to pay for white list

Unless it's a 10 dollar wow sub why pay to play6a game online lol

 

[John Price]

That said long story short he seems genuine

People just getting banned from gta rp servers for bullshit lol