Useless Thread MDCCCIX - Tales of Arise appreciation thread

[John Price]

Has anyone tried the roast pork sandwich at Dinic's? I don't eat pork but I can be persuaded...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"You don't have to send them to the games, but just put them in a room together and let them commentate the game. I don't want to hear brothers shoot the shit, I want to hear some insight."

Yes that's what's going on

No, it's not. It's the Manning brothers doing a Zoom call, shooting the shit, and doing as much commentary as the average shitty ESPN baseball broadcast team.

Eli is alright but Peyton is a total chode.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Peyton "Those are my wife's steroids" Manning

 

[John Price]

No, it's not. It's the Manning brothers doing a Zoom call, shooting the shit, and doing as much commentary as the average shitty ESPN baseball broadcast team.

Eli is alright but Peyton is a total chode.

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT'S GOING ON THEY SHOOT THE SHIT AND TALK

Not sure how you are so indignant about this

 

[Ben Griebe]

sandwich was good. Steamed veggies had beets in it.

Turkey was a little dry.

 

[John Price]

Turkey was a little dry.

Do you eat Pork?

 

[Ben Griebe]

Trying to do a meme where the set up is the assassin Mr. Burns hired saying “there is another way to make a meme but it is as intricate as a well played game of chess” but I can’t figure out the second panel/punch line.

 

[John Price]

Pork is disgusting. I actively avoid all meat other than seafood and chicken.

 

[Ben Griebe]

Do you eat Pork?

Rib sandwich coming back on Tuesday, guess who’s not getting one?

 

[John Price]

Rib sandwich coming back on Tuesday, guess who’s not getting one?

Me. Because I don't eat pork products.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Peyton "Those are my wife's steroids" Manning

She has enough HGH for both of them, he has enough forehead for both of them.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT'S GOING ON THEY SHOOT THE SHIT AND TALK

Not sure how you are so indignant about this

I want two future hall of famers to provide insight that only former players can provide.

I don't want to watch Beavis and Butt-Head distracting from the game, nor do I want irrelevant guests who weren't even football players

 

[Ben Griebe]

Me. Because I don't eat pork products.

God damn right you don’t eat pork. You’re cut off.

 

[John Price]

I don't eat carbs or meat

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm indignant because I have no desire to see Peyton douching it up with his obnoxious and fake good ol' boy persona

 

[John Price]

I want two future hall of famers to provide insight that only former players can provide.

I don't want to watch Beavis and Butt-Head distracting from the game, nor do I want irrelevant guests who weren't even football players

The guests are all football related

They're also providing insight, show Mr where they weren't. They were breaking down film and analyzing the game.

Your complaints are totally misguided.

 

[John Price]

I'm indignant because I have no desire to see Peyton douching it up with his obnoxious and fake good ol' boy persona

What fake persona

Have you even seen peyton places

 

[John Price]

Report: Ajax is monitoring FC Dallas forward Ricardo Pepi

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Rib sandwich coming back on Tuesday, guess who’s not getting one?

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast looks like NBC is going to take all their channels off Youtube TV for the big game Sunday.

 

[John Price]

Imagine cord cutting.

 

[John Price]

Like, I get watching YES online but what do you do during the playoffs? John and suzyn? lol.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The guests are all football related

How is Lebron James football related? No, him being a fan of football isn't good enough.

They're also providing insight, show Mr where they weren't. They were breaking down film and analyzing the game.

Your complaints are totally misguided.

Obviously I didn't watch much of it, so I don't know how you expect me to provide examples.

I tried watching it two weeks in a row now and I just don't like it. It's fine if you like it, I just fear that we're going to get more low-effort podcast-esque broadcast teams because this seems to be popular for reasons I can't fathom

 

[John Price]

They're gonna take all my f***ing hockey off youtube tv. This cannot stand.

 

[John Price]

How is Lebron James football related? No, him being a fan of football isn't good enough.



Obviously I didn't watch much of it, so I don't know how you expect me to provide examples.

I tried watching it two weeks in a row now and I just don't like it. It's fine if you like it, I just fear that we're going to get more low-effort podcast-esque broadcast teams because this seems to be popular for reasons I can't fathom

He was the lone exception. They've had gronk, nick saban, chris long, stafford, kelce on