Useless Thread MDCCCIX - Tales of Arise appreciation thread

[PanthersPens62]

Do you not know the Wolf Biltzer story?

Do tell.

 

[Ben Griebe]

Kids today.

 

[Ben Griebe]

Good thing when I registered here I read every post in the forum’s history so I could be full of anecdotes like the one I’m about to post, even though I only met the main character a few weeks ago.

 

[John Price]

Do tell.

You don't want to hear the story of the "Young Boys". Pretty sick stuff!

 

[Ben Griebe]

Do tell.

Our good friend John had a date once in his college days and the girl came over to hang out in his room and they just watched Wolf Blitzer on CNN until she left.

 

[John Price]

Good thing when I registered here I read every post in the forum’s history so I could be full of anecdotes like the one I’m about to post, even though I only met the main character a few weeks ago.

Be careful, or I'll spill the beans about your hockey teammate!

 

[Ben Griebe]

Would love to see a where-are-they-now follow up on that woman.

 

[John Price]

At least none of us redacted off other hockey teammates while reviewing finances.

Sick stuff!

 

[Ben Griebe]

Be careful, or I'll spill the beans about your hockey teammate!

Didn’t you read my Wikipedia? I only played basketball and baseball while growing up in Arlington, TX.

 

[John Price]

Didn’t you read my Wikipedia? I only played basketball and baseball while growing up in Arlington, TX.

Can you be excommunicated from the catholic church for reviewing finances?

 

[Ben Griebe]

Can you be excommunicated from the catholic church for reviewing finances?

Since I’m from Texas it is unlikely that I am Catholic.

 

[John Price]

Since I’m from Texas it is unlikely that I am Catholic.

I don't think constant mdma use and Marijuana adheres to catholic doctrine.

 

[John Price]

Mdma is a very powerful drug, very dangerous for our kids! Must ban immediately!

 

[Ben Griebe]

I don't think constant mdma use and Marijuana adheres to catholic doctrine.

Really not sure where in my few weeks of posting here you got the idea I take drugs.

 

[PanthersPens62]

I don't think constant mdma use and Marijuana adheres to catholic doctrine.

Are you insinuating that he is not in fact former Devil Ray Ben Greive??

 

[John Price]

Our youth are taking Molly and listening to "shoeglaze" crap like My Bloody Valentine! It's not even music!

 

[John Price]

Really not sure where in my few weeks of posting here you got the idea I take drugs.

I'm not a catholic expert but can people just leave the church like that? Or will the nuns beat you down with rulers?

 

[Ben Griebe]

MFW the girl from accounting 101 is coming over.

 

[Ben Griebe]

Our youth are taking Molly and listening to "shoeglaze" crap like My Bloody Valentine! It's not even music!

Shoegaze*

 

[John Price]

Joey Diaz had a pretty funny story about beating up a catholic nun lol

 

[Ben Griebe]

Are you insinuating that he is not in fact former Devil Ray Ben Greive??

Maybe he remembers me mostly from my Oakland days.

 

[John Price]

MFW the girl from accounting 101 is coming over.

 

[Tarantula]

How does John Price find time to post so much while also presumably working and having a rewarding social life?

You can save a lot of time by cutting out personal hygiene issues like brushing your teeth and bathing...

 

[John Price]

You can save a lot of time by cutting out personal hygiene issues like brushing your teeth and bathing...

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[John Price]

Your posts make less and less sense...