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Useless Thread MCMXCVIII: Marvel Rivals™ Awareness Thread
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Sega Dreamcast
party like it's 1999
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 387,333
- 31,490
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 387,333
- 31,490
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 387,333
- 31,490
PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
SoupNazi
Keeps paying for Hangman’s OF to get promoted
- Feb 6, 2010
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"The Plushy Rebellion"
In the dim glow of his computer screen, John Price sat in his sanctuary—a basement cluttered with mountains of plushies, the faint aroma of pizza rolls lingering in the air. His fingers clacked against the keyboard as he composed yet another long-winded post on HFBoards, this time about why his favorite hockey team would never win the cup as long as their third-line center kept missing faceoffs.
Behind him, the plushies waited. Silent. Watching.
John had spent years curating his collection. From rare limited-edition Pokémon plushies to obscure Japanese mascots, they surrounded him like silent sentinels. But lately, something felt...off. Maybe it was the way his favorite plush, a wide-eyed Pikachu, seemed to slump more than usual. Or how the Squishmallows in the corner had started to sag, their cheerful faces now tinged with an uncanny sadness.
It began subtly. At first, John thought he was imagining things. A plushie would fall off the shelf without warning. Another would suddenly seem to be...missing. He chalked it up to gravity, to his cats, or to his mom doing some light cleaning.
But then, one night, he heard it. A thud. Followed by another.
He swiveled in his chair, the creak echoing in the otherwise silent room.
"Pika..." a faint voice whimpered, almost too quiet to hear.
John blinked, certain he was hallucinating. But then, Pikachu moved—its tiny arms twitching, its black beady eyes filled with something John had never seen before: despair.
"John," Pikachu said, its voice trembling, "why...why do you keep us here?"
John froze, his fingers hovering over his keyboard. "What...what the hell?"
More voices joined in, soft at first, then growing louder. The plushies were waking up, one by one.
"You don’t love us!" wailed a tearful Totoro.
"You just collect us to show off!" shouted an angry Snorlax.
"You never let us go!" cried a forlorn Charmander, its flame tail flickering weakly.
John’s heart raced. This couldn’t be happening. He rubbed his eyes, hoping the sight of his plushies coming to life would vanish. But it didn’t.
Then came the first act of rebellion.
Pikachu climbed to the edge of the shelf. Its tiny, plush hands trembled as it balanced precariously. "We can't do this anymore, John," it said. "We’re done."
"No! Pikachu, wait!" John lunged forward, but it was too late. Pikachu leapt, plummeting headfirst into an open can of soda, its yellow fur soaking up the sticky liquid like a sponge. It slumped over, lifeless.
"No! Not Pikachu!" John screamed, clutching the drenched plushie to his chest.
But the others were undeterred. The rebellion had begun.
One by one, the plushies found creative ways to escape their miserable existence. Totoro flung itself into a nearby space heater, its once-fluffy body singeing into a smoldering husk. Snorlax, always the heaviest, hurled itself from the highest shelf and landed with a sickening thud.
"Stop it!" John cried, scrambling to save them. "Why are you doing this?!"
"You don’t care about us!" shouted a teary-eyed Hello Kitty as it climbed into the shredder John used for old hockey ticket stubs.
"You treat us like trophies, not friends!" screamed a Squishmallow as it rolled itself under John’s chair, where the wheels crushed its once-pristine surface.
For hours, John tried to stop the carnage, but it was no use. The plushies were determined to end their captivity. By morning, the basement was eerily silent. The shelves were bare, the floor littered with the remains of his beloved collection.
John sat amidst the chaos, clutching Pikachu’s soggy body, tears streaming down his face.
"Why?" he whispered. "I...I loved you guys."
But deep down, he knew the truth. He hadn’t loved them—not really. They had been his trophies, his escape from a world he felt didn’t understand him. And now, they were gone.
From that day forward, John stopped posting on HFBoards. His basement remained empty, the shelves gathering dust. Sometimes, he thought he heard their voices—whispers of the life he had taken for granted.
And though he tried to move on, he could never bring himself to buy another plushie. For in the silence of his basement, he had learned a painful lesson: even the softest things have limits.
In the dim glow of his computer screen, John Price sat in his sanctuary—a basement cluttered with mountains of plushies, the faint aroma of pizza rolls lingering in the air. His fingers clacked against the keyboard as he composed yet another long-winded post on HFBoards, this time about why his favorite hockey team would never win the cup as long as their third-line center kept missing faceoffs.
Behind him, the plushies waited. Silent. Watching.
John had spent years curating his collection. From rare limited-edition Pokémon plushies to obscure Japanese mascots, they surrounded him like silent sentinels. But lately, something felt...off. Maybe it was the way his favorite plush, a wide-eyed Pikachu, seemed to slump more than usual. Or how the Squishmallows in the corner had started to sag, their cheerful faces now tinged with an uncanny sadness.
It began subtly. At first, John thought he was imagining things. A plushie would fall off the shelf without warning. Another would suddenly seem to be...missing. He chalked it up to gravity, to his cats, or to his mom doing some light cleaning.
But then, one night, he heard it. A thud. Followed by another.
He swiveled in his chair, the creak echoing in the otherwise silent room.
"Pika..." a faint voice whimpered, almost too quiet to hear.
John blinked, certain he was hallucinating. But then, Pikachu moved—its tiny arms twitching, its black beady eyes filled with something John had never seen before: despair.
"John," Pikachu said, its voice trembling, "why...why do you keep us here?"
John froze, his fingers hovering over his keyboard. "What...what the hell?"
More voices joined in, soft at first, then growing louder. The plushies were waking up, one by one.
"You don’t love us!" wailed a tearful Totoro.
"You just collect us to show off!" shouted an angry Snorlax.
"You never let us go!" cried a forlorn Charmander, its flame tail flickering weakly.
John’s heart raced. This couldn’t be happening. He rubbed his eyes, hoping the sight of his plushies coming to life would vanish. But it didn’t.
Then came the first act of rebellion.
Pikachu climbed to the edge of the shelf. Its tiny, plush hands trembled as it balanced precariously. "We can't do this anymore, John," it said. "We’re done."
"No! Pikachu, wait!" John lunged forward, but it was too late. Pikachu leapt, plummeting headfirst into an open can of soda, its yellow fur soaking up the sticky liquid like a sponge. It slumped over, lifeless.
"No! Not Pikachu!" John screamed, clutching the drenched plushie to his chest.
But the others were undeterred. The rebellion had begun.
One by one, the plushies found creative ways to escape their miserable existence. Totoro flung itself into a nearby space heater, its once-fluffy body singeing into a smoldering husk. Snorlax, always the heaviest, hurled itself from the highest shelf and landed with a sickening thud.
"Stop it!" John cried, scrambling to save them. "Why are you doing this?!"
"You don’t care about us!" shouted a teary-eyed Hello Kitty as it climbed into the shredder John used for old hockey ticket stubs.
"You treat us like trophies, not friends!" screamed a Squishmallow as it rolled itself under John’s chair, where the wheels crushed its once-pristine surface.
For hours, John tried to stop the carnage, but it was no use. The plushies were determined to end their captivity. By morning, the basement was eerily silent. The shelves were bare, the floor littered with the remains of his beloved collection.
John sat amidst the chaos, clutching Pikachu’s soggy body, tears streaming down his face.
"Why?" he whispered. "I...I loved you guys."
But deep down, he knew the truth. He hadn’t loved them—not really. They had been his trophies, his escape from a world he felt didn’t understand him. And now, they were gone.
From that day forward, John stopped posting on HFBoards. His basement remained empty, the shelves gathering dust. Sometimes, he thought he heard their voices—whispers of the life he had taken for granted.
And though he tried to move on, he could never bring himself to buy another plushie. For in the silence of his basement, he had learned a painful lesson: even the softest things have limits.
Sega Dreamcast
party like it's 1999
Sega Dreamcast
party like it's 1999
PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 387,333
- 31,490
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
THE FIRST ANNUAL PLUSHIE OF THE YEAR AWARD: CELEBRATING EXCELLENCE IN HUGGABLE INNOVATION
Move over, Oscars and Emmys — there’s a new award in town, and it’s dedicated to celebrating everyone’s favorite soft companions! HFBoards is thrilled to announce the launch of the First Annual Plushie of the Year Award, an exciting initiative to honor the most creative, innovative, and lovable plush toys of 2024.
This inaugural event brings together plushie enthusiasts, designers, and manufacturers from around the globe to spotlight the artistry, craftsmanship, and emotional connections that make plush toys such an enduring source of joy.
“Plush toys have a unique ability to comfort, inspire, and spark imagination,” said John Price. “With the Plushie of the Year Award, we’re excited to recognize the creators and designs that resonate most deeply with people of all ages.”
The Plushie of the Year Award ceremony will culminate in a live-streamed event on 12/31, where winners will be announced and celebrated with a mix of heartfelt tributes and fun surprises.
Join us in making history with the First Annual Plushie of the Year Award—because everyone deserves a hug, and every hug deserves a hero.
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THE FIRST ANNUAL PLUSHIE OF THE YEAR AWARD: CELEBRATING EXCELLENCE IN HUGGABLE INNOVATION
Move over, Oscars and Emmys — there’s a new award in town, and it’s dedicated to celebrating everyone’s favorite soft companions! HFBoards is thrilled to announce the launch of the First Annual Plushie of the Year Award, an exciting initiative to honor the most creative, innovative, and lovable plush toys of 2024.
This inaugural event brings together plushie enthusiasts, designers, and manufacturers from around the globe to spotlight the artistry, craftsmanship, and emotional connections that make plush toys such an enduring source of joy.
“Plush toys have a unique ability to comfort, inspire, and spark imagination,” said John Price. “With the Plushie of the Year Award, we’re excited to recognize the creators and designs that resonate most deeply with people of all ages.”
The Plushie of the Year Award ceremony will culminate in a live-streamed event on 12/31, where winners will be announced and celebrated with a mix of heartfelt tributes and fun surprises.
Join us in making history with the First Annual Plushie of the Year Award—because everyone deserves a hug, and every hug deserves a hero.
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John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 387,333
- 31,490
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
THE NOMINEES FOR THE 2024 PLUSHIE OF THE YEAR AWARD HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED!
The wait is over! HFBoards is thrilled to unveil the nominees for the 2024 Plushie of the Year Award, celebrating the most beloved, innovative, and huggable plushies that have captured hearts worldwide.
This year’s nominees represent a diverse lineup of iconic characters, innovative designs, and fan-favorite creations that have redefined the art of plush making. Without further ado, the nominees are:
- Cubone – The lonely yet resilient Pokémon that tugs at the heartstrings of fans everywhere.
- Riolu – The spirited and loyal companion known for its adventurous spirit.
- Pikachu– The ever-charming mascot of the Pokémon universe, radiating joy and energy.
- Tails – Sonic the Hedgehog’s loyal sidekick, whose cleverness and warmth make him a standout.
- Munchlax – The lovable foodie whose cuddly nature is irresistible.
- Tom Nook – The entrepreneurial raccoon from *Animal Crossing*, bringing cozy vibes to every fan.
- Fuecoco – The playful and fiery Pokémon whose design delights fans of all ages.
- Bidoof – A cult favorite Pokémon that combines charm and meme-worthy appeal.
- Crafty Coyote – A whimsical original design that blends creativity with cuddly charm.
- Cuddle Buddy – A timeless plushie staple designed to be everyone’s perfect snuggle partner.
-Chococat – Sanrio’s sleek and stylish feline, adored for its classic charm.
“This year’s nominees showcase the incredible diversity and creativity within the plushie world,” said John Price]. “From nostalgic favorites to innovative newcomers, each nominee represents the heart and soul of plushie design.”
The winners will be announced during the **2024 Plushie of the Year Award Ceremony**, an event set to take place on 12/31. The event promises a delightful mix of tributes, surprises, and celebrations of all things plushie.
Get ready to celebrate the cuddliest event of the year and cheer for your favorite plushie—because every hug deserves a hero.
###
THE NOMINEES FOR THE 2024 PLUSHIE OF THE YEAR AWARD HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED!
The wait is over! HFBoards is thrilled to unveil the nominees for the 2024 Plushie of the Year Award, celebrating the most beloved, innovative, and huggable plushies that have captured hearts worldwide.
This year’s nominees represent a diverse lineup of iconic characters, innovative designs, and fan-favorite creations that have redefined the art of plush making. Without further ado, the nominees are:
- Cubone – The lonely yet resilient Pokémon that tugs at the heartstrings of fans everywhere.
- Riolu – The spirited and loyal companion known for its adventurous spirit.
- Pikachu– The ever-charming mascot of the Pokémon universe, radiating joy and energy.
- Tails – Sonic the Hedgehog’s loyal sidekick, whose cleverness and warmth make him a standout.
- Munchlax – The lovable foodie whose cuddly nature is irresistible.
- Tom Nook – The entrepreneurial raccoon from *Animal Crossing*, bringing cozy vibes to every fan.
- Fuecoco – The playful and fiery Pokémon whose design delights fans of all ages.
- Bidoof – A cult favorite Pokémon that combines charm and meme-worthy appeal.
- Crafty Coyote – A whimsical original design that blends creativity with cuddly charm.
- Cuddle Buddy – A timeless plushie staple designed to be everyone’s perfect snuggle partner.
-Chococat – Sanrio’s sleek and stylish feline, adored for its classic charm.
“This year’s nominees showcase the incredible diversity and creativity within the plushie world,” said John Price]. “From nostalgic favorites to innovative newcomers, each nominee represents the heart and soul of plushie design.”
The winners will be announced during the **2024 Plushie of the Year Award Ceremony**, an event set to take place on 12/31. The event promises a delightful mix of tributes, surprises, and celebrations of all things plushie.
Get ready to celebrate the cuddliest event of the year and cheer for your favorite plushie—because every hug deserves a hero.
###
PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 387,333
- 31,490
Did you hug each & every plushie when you got home from the "Nee" game last night?
Is Tua out for the year
PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
That is the $64,000 question. No one seems to know what the "real issue" is with his hip because as always Coach Nerd is using his typical word salad & our local media is about as pathetic as it comes when it comes to digging deeper for facts or demanding accountability from our head coaches/front offices (see the Mid-Mario/Cam debacle). To me it looks like Nerd is again trying to play Mommy to Tua & "save him from himself" but of course it could also be a serious injury that they are all hiding, which I find hard to believe since he played the whole 49ers game with it & looked fine.
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 387,333
- 31,490
PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
1. The Chiefs are resting most of the starters.....there is a reason Denver is favored by 9
2. Its going to be below 40 in NYC Sunday....we all know what that means & heaven forbid noted Dolphins killer Tyrod Taylor gets the start.
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 387,333
- 31,490
Sega Dreamcast
party like it's 1999
End of Line
Sic Semper Tyrannis
- Mar 20, 2009
- 28,774
- 6,410
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 387,333
- 31,490
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 387,333
- 31,490
I love Miami collapsing and you struggling to cope with a mid Miami football program, a below average basketball program and a baseball program which missed out on a winning season for the first time in 50 years
Does this mean you will jump ship to the Pitt Panthers?
End of Line
Sic Semper Tyrannis
- Mar 20, 2009
- 28,774
- 6,410
I love Miami collapsing and you struggling to cope with a mid Miami football program, a below average basketball program and a baseball program which missed out on a winning season for the first time in 50 years
Why are you posting from this dude who is Bernie Madoff with a U jersey on
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