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If John Price wins the lottery, will he buy anything other than plushies?

  • No

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  • NO, but in caps.

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John Price

pro gambler/drinker
Sep 19, 2008
387,104
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If you want me to shut up yinz better hope I win that 1.2bil today

I promise I'll never post again because I'll be on my private yacht

and in this economy 1.2 billion is not even enough. Elon and Dan Snyder have like 6 bil. Bezos has like 10 bil. 1 bil is chump change
 

John Price

pro gambler/drinker
Sep 19, 2008
387,104
31,401
Congratulations @PanthersPens62


As compared to the high-quality Instagram reels you always post?
**Jon Heyman Breaks the News: Cleveland Guardians Land Corbin Burnes in Historic Deal**

It started with a tweet.

Jon Heyman, the ever-active MLB insider, sent shockwaves through the baseball world on a chilly December morning. His tweet read:

*"Breaking: Cleveland Guardians and Corbin Burnes agree to 6-year, $300M deal. Largest contract in franchise history. More to come."*

The baseball community erupted. Fans, analysts, and rival teams couldn't believe what they were reading. The Guardians, a team known for developing stars but rarely making such colossal financial commitments, had just signed one of the best pitchers in the game.

### The Backstory
Rumors of Burnes' discontent with the Milwaukee Brewers had circulated for months. Arbitration disputes and the team's unwillingness to spend big left the ace open to exploring other opportunities. While many predicted he'd end up with big-market teams like the Dodgers or Yankees, the Guardians emerged as a surprising suitor.

Reports later revealed that Cleveland had quietly cleared payroll in recent seasons to make a move like this possible. With a promising young core and a competitive AL Central, Burnes was the final piece of the puzzle.

### The Impact
Burnes’ deal shattered Cleveland's previous record for a contract. It also signaled a shift in their strategy, proving they were willing to pay top dollar to contend.

The reaction from Guardians fans was ecstatic. Twitter flooded with memes of Burnes in Guardians gear and optimistic predictions for their postseason chances.

Burnes himself tweeted shortly after:
*"Excited to join the Guardians! Can’t wait to get to work in Cleveland. Let’s make it special."*

### Around the League
Rival GMs were reportedly stunned. “This changes everything for the AL Central,” one anonymous executive told Heyman in a follow-up column.

The deal sent ripples through the free-agent market. If Burnes could command $300 million, what would it mean for pitchers like Gerrit Cole or Shohei Ohtani when their contracts came up?

### The Bigger Picture
As Spring Training approached, Guardians fans were buzzing with excitement. With Burnes leading a rotation featuring Shane Bieber and Triston McKenzie, the team was poised to make a serious run at their first World Series title since 1948.

Jon Heyman’s tweet didn’t just break news—it marked the dawn of a new era for Cleveland baseball.
 
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John Price

pro gambler/drinker
Sep 19, 2008
387,104
31,401
Lol at everyone saying the pitcher in Major League could not stalk that woman he loved to her apartment today.

Back in the 80's you could do that.
 

John Price

pro gambler/drinker
Sep 19, 2008
387,104
31,401
That was a simpler time for you, back before you had hundreds of restraining orders filed against you?
"Just a bit outside."

Wonder why Tom Hamilton or "Matt Underwood" was not the PBP man for those Cleveland "Guardians".

Although to be fair it wouldn't have hit as hard as Ueck lol. What a role.
 

John Price

pro gambler/drinker
Sep 19, 2008
387,104
31,401
Did you see where some guy was wearing a Vaughn Indians jersey in LA

What a unit

WILD THING

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John Price

pro gambler/drinker
Sep 19, 2008
387,104
31,401
You know what I'm more happy today I'm sad Jim is gone

He was a bit of a curmudgeon and his UVA "1 minute" press conference cracked me up but he was a good one. Happy Trails brother. Another victim of the NIL ways.
 
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GIADF

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Aug 17, 2024
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If you have TSA Plus do you like not remove your shoes or your electronics out of the bag?

When I went on vacation I kept having to take off my jacket and any zip hoodies. It was a PITA.

Made me want to pay the 100 per month for TSA Plus and I only fly twice a year.
"TSA Plus"


clown
 
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