Let’s talk about
@John Price, the undisputed champion of posting
absolute nothing on this board. Every thread he starts is more pointless than the last. How many times do we need another "What If" scenario about players no one cares about? It's like he's collecting bad takes the way he collects plushies—and trust me, the plushies are winning in numbers.
Speaking of plushies, maybe it’s time to stop drowning your lonely Friday nights in a sea of stuffed animals and actually get outside, John. You’ve probably spent more hours rearranging your plushie collection than you have talking to actual human beings. It’s honestly impressive how someone can be so prolific at wasting both their own time and everyone else’s.
We’re all here for hockey debates, banter, and actual substance. Your threads, on the other hand, are just filler. Do everyone a favor and either start posting something meaningful or take a long look in the mirror—assuming it’s not blocked by a wall of Beanie Babies.
Get it together, John. Or at least leave the shit-posting to people who aren’t competing with their plushie count for "most embarrassing stat."