Useless Thread MCMXCVII - 51 Year Old Spams His Plushies (Xmas Still Canceled)

Neil Racki

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I also have a newborn at home that I get up for in order to do the first morning feed.

What's your excuse?
Thats brutal .. my youngest is about 18 months now and is starting to sleep in a bit

Saturday morning I get to sleep in, Sunday morning wife sleeps in.

I now drink low abv beers (laguinitas day time is great) on Friday night staying up late playing video games. Saturday night I do 2 (high quality) old fashioneds

Low abv beers plus homecrafted vodka mules and old fashioned = future when you hit 40s

Ive spent years/decades drinking and chasing down the top rated stouts and IPAs (except heady topper f*** thats hard to et)... I dont miss those 800 carb hazy double dry hopped IPAs at all. Fun waiting in lines for limited beer releases etc but those heavy beers make you fat and foggy the next day

plus the morning after farts .. good lord
 

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STFU bitch, no you aren’t. :shakehead :shakehead :shakehead

Your pansy-assed self can’t even drink hard liquor, or pound a measly 2 beers without a “hangover”.

Not to mention your “Millerade” horseshit. :eyeroll:

You’re just heavy.

You know, I’d like to see him try white lightning but I don’t even think he can handle everclear :laugh:
 

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Thats brutal .. my youngest is about 18 months now and is starting to sleep in a bit

Saturday morning I get to sleep in, Sunday morning wife sleeps in.

I now drink low abv beers (laguinitas day time is great) on Friday night staying up late playing video games. Saturday night I do 2 (high quality) old fashioneds

Low abv beers plus homecrafted vodka mules and old fashioned = future when you hit 40s

Ive spent years/decades drinking and chasing down the top rated stouts and IPAs (except heady topper f*** thats hard to et)... I dont miss those 800 carb hazy double dry hopped IPAs at all. Fun waiting in lines for limited beer releases etc but those heavy beers make you fat and foggy the next day

plus the morning after farts .. good lord

We have actually had a great lil guy so far and his sleeping schedule has been ideal for my wife and I.

We alternate who feeds him at 9pm, then she gets him at 11-12 and again at 2-3... and then I get him at 5-6 and 8-9. Which is when we're both up normally anyway.

Yeah I just stick with beers from the brewery a mile down the road these days. Their IPA is good enough and a really good atmosphere.

Might be a bourbon night tonight, though. :naughty:
 

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