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[Sega Dreamcast]

@SoupNazi

Scott Boras and the Roki Sasaki Scoop​

Scott Boras leaned back in his chair, a satisfied smile spreading across his face. The luxurious office overlooking the Pacific was his command center, where some of baseball’s biggest deals had been orchestrated. This time, it wasn’t just any deal; it was historic. Roki Sasaki, the young Japanese phenom with a fastball that could make radar guns blush, had just agreed to a four-year, $100 million deal with the Cleveland Guardians. Boras’s fingerprints were all over it, and now it was time to control the narrative.


He reached for his phone and scrolled through his contacts, stopping at a name he had used many times before: Jon Heyman. Heyman was one of the most trusted voices in baseball, and Boras knew that any tweet from him would carry weight. Within moments, the call was made.


“Jon, it’s Scott,” Boras began, his voice as smooth as ever. “I’ve got something big for you, but you need to act fast.”


Heyman, used to such calls, grabbed a notepad. “What’s the scoop?” he asked, already anticipating the headlines.


“Cleveland. Sasaki. Four years, $100 million,” Boras said, savoring every word. “It’s groundbreaking—first of its kind for an international player coming directly from NPB to MLB. But I want you to lead with it. Tweet it, get it out there before anyone else does. The market needs to know.”


Heyman hesitated for a split second. “Are you sure this is cleared? No last-minute snags?”


“Jon,” Boras said with a chuckle, “you know me better than that. It’s done. Signed, sealed, delivered. Trust me, this will set the baseball world on fire.”


Minutes later, Heyman’s Twitter account exploded with the news: “BREAKING: Cleveland Guardians sign Japanese star Roki Sasaki to 4-year, $100M deal. First reported by sources close to the negotiations.” Fans and analysts alike flooded the platform with reactions, from astonishment at Cleveland’s bold move to debates about Sasaki’s transition to MLB.


Boras watched the frenzy unfold on his own screen, a faint smirk on his face. His calculated leak had worked perfectly, positioning Sasaki’s signing not just as a coup for Cleveland but as a testament to his own negotiating prowess. For Boras, it was just another day in the business of baseball.

Stfu

 

[John Price]

Okay I have to work. Got some big stuff going on.

 

[PanthersPens62]

The Rise of Hope and Carter: A New Era at Forrester Creations


For years, Forrester Creations had stood as a symbol of luxury, elegance, and legacy in the fashion world. Founded by Eric Forrester, the company had become a family business where each generation left its mark. But as the old guard of the Forresters began to fade into the background, a new chapter was on the horizon—one that would be written by Hope Logan and Carter Walton.


Hope, the daughter of Brooke Logan and daughter-in-law of the Forrester family through her marriage to Liam Spencer, had spent years working at the company, learning the ropes and understanding the intricacies of the fashion industry. She had a sharp eye for design, a business-savvy mind, and an undeniable passion for bringing the Forrester legacy into the future. Yet, despite her strong credentials, Hope had always been seen as the "outsider," the Logan who never quite fit in with the Forrester family’s internal drama and complex history.


Carter Walton, on the other hand, had a different story. A former attorney who had been with the company for several years, Carter had proven himself time and time again as someone who could handle the pressure of high-stakes decisions. His relationship with Forrester Creations was always grounded in professionalism, but over time, Carter became more involved in its inner workings, offering legal counsel and helping to steer the company through legal challenges. His quiet determination and honesty had earned him the respect of many, though he remained a more reserved figure compared to the others.


As the company began to experience some turbulence, both internally and externally, the time had come for new leadership. Eric Forrester, now in his twilight years, knew it was time to pass the torch. His children—Ridge, Steffy, and Thomas—had their own ambitions and personal drama, leaving Hope and Carter as the most unlikely, yet the most capable, duo to take the reins.


It was an unspoken bond that had formed between them over the years. Hope admired Carter’s calm, collected demeanor, while Carter admired Hope’s vision and determination. They had been through highs and lows, from personal heartbreaks to corporate struggles, and their connection had only deepened. Eventually, that connection evolved into a romantic relationship, which brought even more layers of complexity to their journey.


One fateful evening, in the iconic Forrester boardroom, Eric Forrester called a meeting to announce his decision. The room was filled with the familiar faces of the Forrester family and key employees, each person waiting to hear the news. Ridge and Steffy were skeptical, Thomas was eager to protect his own interests, and even Brooke and Liam, who were present in a supportive capacity, were unsure of what this change would mean.


Eric stood before the group, his once commanding presence now softened by age. He looked around the room, his eyes lingering on Hope and Carter. “Forrester Creations has always been a company built on family. But family is not just about blood—it’s about trust, vision, and dedication,” he began. “It’s time for us to look to the future, and the future is in the hands of those who truly understand what this company stands for.”


He turned to Hope and Carter. “Hope, you’ve brought fresh ideas and a passion for design. Carter, you’ve shown unwavering loyalty and wisdom in guiding this company through challenging times. Together, you two will lead Forrester Creations into a new era.”


The room fell silent, the weight of his words sinking in. For a moment, it seemed as if time had stood still. Finally, Hope stood up, her heart racing. She had always known this day would come, but hearing it spoken out loud made it feel more real than ever.


“Thank you, Eric,” she said, her voice steady. “This is a huge responsibility, but I’m ready. We’re ready. Carter and I believe in this company and its legacy. Together, we will make Forrester Creations stronger than ever.”


Carter, ever the calm presence, added, “We understand the challenges ahead, but we’re committed to moving this company forward, while honoring the traditions that made it great.”


There were murmurs around the room, some skeptical, others cautiously optimistic. But it was clear that a new chapter had begun at Forrester Creations.


The first months of Hope and Carter’s leadership were a whirlwind. They faced immediate challenges from within the company, with some employees questioning their ability to lead given their relatively new status in the business. Thomas and Steffy, particularly, pushed back against their decisions, arguing that they lacked the necessary experience to run the empire. But Hope and Carter were resolute, making strategic decisions that focused on innovation, sustainability, and expanding Forrester's digital presence—areas where the company had previously lagged behind.


Despite the resistance, they earned the support of key allies like Eric, who quietly watched from the sidelines, proud of the pair’s unwavering commitment. Brooke and Liam, too, were there for support, though they could only do so much to shield them from the corporate storms. What made Hope and Carter truly formidable was their ability to rely on one another.


Their bond grew not just as colleagues but as partners. The trust they shared was palpable, and it was this unity that allowed them to overcome the pressure and the constant scrutiny. Together, they built a vision that was forward-thinking, focusing on diversity in design, ethical fashion, and expanding the brand’s presence globally.


Their personal relationship deepened as well. Hope and Carter had always been there for one another, through difficult family moments and career setbacks. Now, they found themselves navigating the complexities of leadership together. Their mutual respect and admiration for one another transformed into something stronger—love. In quiet moments, away from the business world, they found peace in each other’s company, knowing that no matter what, they were in this together.


As Forrester Creations flourished under their leadership, Hope and Carter proved the doubters wrong. They were more than just a romantic pair—they were the future of the company. Together, they blended the legacy of the Forresters with their own vision, bringing a breath of fresh air to the iconic brand. They had taken the helm of the company, not just as leaders, but as a power couple that would define Forrester Creations for generations to come.


And so, the story of Forrester Creations continued, now driven by the innovation, heart, and ambition of Hope and Carter, as they carved out their own legacy in the ever-evolving world of fashion.

Good grief there is so much wrong with this !

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Of course, a braindead-easy win for the Packers

 

[John Price]

Good grief there is so much wrong with this !

how is that inaccurate

are you implying chatgpt is an imperfect and flawed service?

 

[PanthersPens62]

how is that inaccurate

are you implying chatgpt is an imperfect and flawed service?

Yes.

 

[John Price]

You love the Soto contract but hate Boras

make it make sense

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Who cares, baseball sucks

 

[John Price]

Honestly I don't see the issue with boras he gets his clients paid so they flock to him. that's baseball. you don't like it go complain but the finances have been broken for a long time now.

Who cares, baseball sucks

parts of it suck like players being paid 750 million but it is what it is. honestly that shit sucks

 

[SoupNazi]

You love the Soto contract but hate Boras

make it make sense

You hate the Soto contract but love when other Boras clients get big bucks from the Yankees.

“make it make sense”

 

[GIADF]

parts of it suck like players being paid 750 million but it is what it is. honestly that shit sucks

Complaining about this as a Yankees fan lol.

 

[John Price]

Complaining about this as a Yankees fan lol.

maybe one day the cubs will spend again.

'I guess this is the Cubs' version of going all-in': What to make of Chicago's confusing offseason

MLB aggrieved fan index: The 10 most frustrated fan bases of 2024


The Cubs are the lone big-market team in a division with three legitimate small-market clubs and one midsized franchise -- and yet, they haven't made the playoffs in a full season since 2018. That's one playoff appearance in the past six seasons if you do the math. The Cubs even swiped manager Craig Counsell from the rival Brewers -- only to see the Brewers win another division title while Chicago finished 83-79 for the second straight season.

It was disappointing enough that chairman Tom Ricketts wrote a season-ending apology to the fans: "There is no way to sugarcoat it -- this is not where we planned to finish the season. Bottom line, we did not play a complete season of competitive baseball. As a result, we have again missed the most exciting and exhilarating month of the season -- October."

The Cubs would have ranked higher on this list if not for the recent trade to acquire Kyle Tucker from the Houston Astros -- finally, a big swing from the Jed Hoyer-led front office to add a much-needed potent bat for the lineup. Some of that goodwill was burned, however, with the ensuing trade of Cody Bellinger to the New York Yankees, a deal that can only be construed as a salary dump. Maybe Bellinger won't be needed, but it certainly hurts the Cubs' depth. It's even possible that Isaac Paredes (sent to Houston in the Tucker trade) and Bellinger will be worth more than Tucker in 2025.

That gets us to the heart of this piece: A reminder that the most important person in any organization is the owner. From 2016 to 2020, the Cubs ran a top-five payroll four times in five seasons under the Ricketts family. After trimming payroll in 2021 under the auspices of a rebuild, they got back to ninth in 2024 but seem intent on remaining below the luxury tax. Under Hoyer, the Cubs have improved their farm system, and the team appears ready to win. But is ownership commitment really there? Ricketts' letter concluded with, "It is time for us to get to work to bring championship caliber baseball back to Wrigley Field." They need to do more than trade for Tucker to do that.

 

[GIADF]

maybe one day the cubs will spend again.

Saw a Cubs WS win in my lifetime so I don't really give a shit at this point if they do or don't. Baseball sucks.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

parts of it suck like players being paid 750 million but it is what it is. honestly that shit sucks

You mean teams massively spending over the soft salary cap, which the Yankees have been doing since the 90s.

Joke league for a boring sport.

 

[John Price]

f***ing idiot ass Nats fans defending the Lerner's decisions to go cheapskate and "Full Sherman" while refusing to spend. You want to know why baseball is dumb? Because owners are cheap like Nutting and don't spend shit to improve their team. So the Lerners grow fat hoarding money like plushies and don't spend shit on the team to improve from a f***ing 60-70 win team.

Idiot ass Nats fans

"The team is for sale"

IT's literally not but nice try though

f***ing shills keep trying to defend Rizzo and the Nats doing nothing all offseason. "THEY TRADED FOR LOWE" Cool sign a pitcher.

"IT'S NOT SMART TO SPEND MONEY JUST TO SPEND MONEY"

"THAT'S WHY WE DON'T NEED A FLOOR BECAUSE TEAMS WOULD JUST SPEND ON WASHED UP TALENT TO FIT THE FLOOR"



Dodgers literally won a WS spending billions of dollars. IT's how to win titles. The sooner more teams realize this the more parity there'll be

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Old geezers bitching that players can't score too much or celebrate also makes baseball shitty.

 

[John Price]

You mean teams massively spending over the soft salary cap, which the Yankees have been doing since the 90s.

Joke league for a boring sport.

it's how to win

Old geezers bitching that players can't score too much or celebrate also makes baseball shitty.

Yeah I remember that when we had young talent like Soto who would shuffle or dance and the managers would get all upset

 

[SoupNazi]

f***ing idiot ass Nats fans defending the Lerner's decisions to go cheapskate and "Full Sherman" while refusing to spend. You want to know why baseball is dumb? Because owners are cheap like Nutting and don't spend shit to improve their team. So the Lerners grow fat hoarding money like plushies and don't spend shit on the team to improve from a f***ing 60-70 win team.

Idiot ass Nats fans

"The team is for sale"

IT's literally not but nice try though

f***ing shills keep trying to defend Rizzo and the Nats doing nothing all offseason. "THEY TRADED FOR LOWE" Cool sign a pitcher.

"IT'S NOT SMART TO SPEND MONEY JUST TO SPEND MONEY"

"THAT'S WHY WE DON'T NEED A FLOOR BECAUSE TEAMS WOULD JUST SPEND ON WASHED UP TALENT TO FIT THE FLOOR"



Dodgers literally won a WS spending billions of dollars. IT's how to win titles. The sooner more teams realize this the more parity there'll be

Idiot boomer here complains about the Lerner family but goes to every Plushie giveaway.

 

[John Price]

You know what's stupid is the whole Players day where they can't even wear funny names on the back of their uniforms anymore because MLB hates fun.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

it's how to win

Or, in the Yankees case, not win, lol

 

[GIADF]

f***ing idiot ass Nats fans defending the Lerner's decisions to go cheapskate and "Full Sherman" while refusing to spend. You want to know why baseball is dumb? Because owners are cheap like Nutting and don't spend shit to improve their team. So the Lerners grow fat hoarding money like plushies and don't spend shit on the team to improve from a f***ing 60-70 win team.

Idiot ass Nats fans

"The team is for sale"

IT's literally not but nice try though

f***ing shills keep trying to defend Rizzo and the Nats doing nothing all offseason. "THEY TRADED FOR LOWE" Cool sign a pitcher.

"IT'S NOT SMART TO SPEND MONEY JUST TO SPEND MONEY"

"THAT'S WHY WE DON'T NEED A FLOOR BECAUSE TEAMS WOULD JUST SPEND ON WASHED UP TALENT TO FIT THE FLOOR"



Dodgers literally won a WS spending billions of dollars. IT's how to win titles. The sooner more teams realize this the more parity there'll be

 

[John Price]

Idiot boomer here complains about the Lerner family but goes to every Plushie giveaway.

The sad fact about baseball is you have to spend to win games.

The Nats won't spend so they won't win games. That simple. Their team is ass and they literally non-tendered Finnegan who was inconsistent but the best reliever they had rofl

The Ricketts are just as cheap

 

[GIADF]

The sad fact about baseball is you have to spend to win games.

The Nats won't spend so they won't win games. That simple. Their team is ass and they literally non-tendered Finnegan who was inconsistent but the best reliever they had rofl


The Ricketts are just as cheap

 

[John Price]

Why is there trash pickup on Christmas Eve

f***

Get out of here I'm trying to work

 

[GIADF]

Nobody gives a shit about baseball most of the year, and certainly nobody else gives a shit about baseball in late December. Find something else to cry about.