Useless Thread MCMXCVI - Christmas Is Canceled [CONFIRMED]

[John Price]

 

[Mantis]

Says the guy who legit got 10 weeks off after quintaveous was born.

And even before that this "day job" of yours let you bike around in your spandex in 30 degree weather at 6 am

Why would his job care what he does before work?

As @End of Line can attest spent the night yesterday at the bar having a nice steak dinner

Saw some Steelers fans too so got to chat with them!

Steelers country, let's ride @End of Line @PanthersPens62

You probably just read random tweets and podcast quotes out loud while they tried to ignore you until a different seat opened up

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Why would his job care what he does before work?


You probably just read random tweets and podcast quotes out loud while they tried to ignore you until a different seat opened up

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I hope you are feeling better this morning. Kudos to not coming on here last night pleading for Ze Sympathy Train to make a stop at your humble abode. You will be pleased to know Ze Pens did blow a 4-1 third period lead though. However, the great Dougie P thinks Ze pens have enough talent to make a run & declared Sully to be ":a very good coach.

A. Yes I am feeling a lot better. Thank you

B. Unlike someone else we know, no I do not whine incessantly online or at all when under ze weather. I do love how you mentioned ze Sympathy Train though of course.

C. Yeah, I was tracking the game’s box score last night and hit ze hay when it was 3-1. When I woke up earlier and saw we had eeked out a 5-4 OT win…I rolled my eyes. We still can’t hold a lead worth a damn and Jarry is trash. Overpaid f***ing sieve.

D. Was Dougie P hittin’ ze sauce last night?? This ain’t 2016 anymore.

 

[John Price]

yeah I agree

 

[John Price]

kiof !!!

 

[John Price]

kiof

 

[John Price]

Streamer talking about his pickleball play

everyone is playing now

 

[John Price]

Heated the last of the eggplant parmesan yesterday, had to take 3 of the happy cow pills

It's pretty good stuff man but I have to pack it in a sammy

sando

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

I can't f***ing believe the Penguins are winning again especially with all the shit they have at goalie. Did they call Jarry up from the AHL again?

Imagine being a Penguins fan when your glory days are from the last DECADE.

I am certainly enjoying their stay in last place. I hope they rot there for this season. Pittsburgh doesn't deserve a hockey team. Dude their previous ownership nearly went bankrupt and moved them elsewhere. You are lucky Lemieux saved your sorry franchise.

Pittsburgh is a sports town, big Steelers and Pirates fans, but struggled so much to keep the Penguins rofl. But blame Howard Baldwin.

 

[John Price]

I can at least respect Steeler fans who are everywhere, and Pirates fans who don't have that kind of national outreach but are still very good fans of Mr. Livvy Dunne. However Penguins fans have no redeeming characteristics whatsoever.

Alright I gotta put on some soccer for the rest of today and then head out in 2 hours lol.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Of course they're too greedy to make it a standalone game, but making it limited time is just ridiculous.

Not only are they forcing you to buy Chel to play it, but they eventually take it away from you, what shit.

 

[John Price]

Am I right in understanding that that's just a limited time game mode?

Of course they're too greedy to make it a standalone game, but making it limited time is just stupid.

probably, most of the chel shit is temporary

not going to lie if I had NHL 25 I would juse use the mascot big head lol

 

[GIADF]

Didn't you say you had to work?

 

[John Price]

Didn't you say you had to work?

I did, I'm heating my lunch now

Will post pics.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Apparently it's online-only too.

What a joke, revive a game mode from like 15 years ago, just to make it shitty and pointless.

 

[John Price]

Apparently it's online-only too.

What a joke, revive a game mode from like 15 years ago, just to make it shitty and pointless.

everyoen just glitches and cheeses online

 

[John Price]

ze menu

 

[GIADF]

What the f*** is that

Looks like lasagna in a hoagie

With a side of a turkey sandwich

Imagine your sandwich being such a mess and disaster you need a spoon to eat it f*** man

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

everyoen just glitches and cheeses online

Ranked play is destined to become shitty with glitches and cheese strats that don't resemble regular gameplay.

Online gaming has become shit because there's no fun and casual play anymore.

The no-life tryhards ruin it for all of us "normies" that have lives and jobs, and don't want to dedicate 40 hours a week to playing a f***ing game.

 

[John Price]

Ranked play is destined to become shitty with glitches and cheese strats that don't resemble regular gameplay.

Online gaming has become shit because there's no fun and casual play anymore. The no-life tryhards ruin it for all of us "normies" that don't want to dedicate 40 hours a week to playing a f***ing game.

And SBMM makes for shitty lobbies

Xdefiant was a good game but had 16 player lobbies and they just shut their servers down, they'll stop in june 2025. It's so lame

I barely play anything online anymore

What the f*** is that

Looks like lasagna in a hoagie

With a side of a turkey sandwich

Imagine your sandwich being such a mess and disaster you need a spoon to eat it f*** man

Heated the last of the eggplant parmesan yesterday, had to take 3 of the happy cow pills

It's pretty good stuff man but I have to pack it in a sammy

sando

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Imagine being a Penguins fan when your glory days are from the last DECADE.

I am certainly enjoying their stay in last place. I hope they rot there for this season.

A. At least we have glory days to enjoy. Your Craps have only had 1 measly year of success in 50 years. And that was almost 7 years ago no less.

B. I do agree about ze basement dwelling. A few #1 overall picks would do us nicely. It’s been too long since we’ve drafted players that matter.

 

[GIADF]

It's pretty good stuff