Useless thread MCMXCV - John Price is full of fried chicken - An intervention

[GIADF]

Our dog actually stole a fresh block of parm I got and ate the whole damn thing two weekends ago lol.

 

[John Price]

 

[End of Line]

yes in fact I ate more just now

Our little piggy

I insured myself by putting the slices in bread rolls !

I also doubled my pill intake (everyone was clowning me for not taking my happy cow pills but I took one of them and still blew up anyway)

Is that like gas station penal pills?

 

[John Price]

Our little piggy



Is that like gas station penal pills?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Is that like gas station penal pills?

Backstory: Last year he posted a photo of the box which looks like this…

I then immediately mentioned how I legit loved the reassuringly happy and smiling cow on the box. And since then, “happy cow pills” has been the HF LNG term for those things.

 

[End of Line]

Backstory: Last year he posted a photo of the box which looks like this…

I then immediately mentioned how I legit loved the reassuringly happy and smiling cow on the box. And since then, “happy cow pills” has been the HF LNG term for those things.

Ah gotcha, thought maybe his moobs were leaking

 

[John Price]

Mister T

 

[GIADF]

Drinking an Athletic Run Wild IPA.


Also making “White Chicken Chili.”

 

[End of Line]

Drinking an Athletic Run Wild IPA.


Also making “White Chicken Chili.”

White chicken chili you say?

 

[GIADF]

White chicken chili you say?

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Never made one before but it was damn good.


Sautéed garlic and onion. Then added chicken broth, dried oregano, paprika, cayenne, cumin, green chilis, and juice from a lime.

Took some of that mixture to puree two cans of white beans.

Added that all back in. Let it thicken over 30 or so mins.

Added some Greek yogurt and shredded chicken. Topped with avocado, cilantro, and more lime.

 

[GIADF]

Meanwhile JP snacking on blocks of cheese lol.

 

[John Price]

You've been picked and it's over
What's that chip on your shoulder

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

My body is stable now even after consuming more eggplant parmesan

Not sure why the reaction was so bad the first time. I took the pills.

Life of a lactose intolerant individual. Never know when the ticking time bomb goes off

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Try eating some normal food, god damn.

No one wants to hear about your diarrhea because your inferior body can't handle milk

 

[John Price]

 

[GIADF]

Try eating some normal food, god damn.

No one wants to hear about your diarrhea because your inferior body can't handle milk

He’s basically asian Newman.

Remember the kenny rogers fried chicken episode?

 

[John Price]

@GIADF laughs but used to send inappropriate snaps constantly to people who didn't GAF.

We don't care about public restrooms on the bike trail, pal.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Mostly don't care about Chargers vs Ravens.

The Chargers are a perennial disappointment until they can prove otherwise.

 

[GIADF]

@GIADF laughs but used to send inappropriate snaps constantly to people who didn't GAF.

We don't care about public restrooms, pal.

“Used to” don’t be ridiculous.



I absolutely still do.

 

[John Price]

“Used to” don’t be ridiculous.



I absolutely still do.

I don't get them anymore and wouldn't want any

And don't go biking in the middle of nowhere, go biking for 30 minutes out and then bike 30 minutes back home lol

 

[John Price]

The liberty mutual ad with the guy with the cheezy 70's mustache and getup is so f***ing bad

worst ad ever

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Life of a lactose intolerant individual. Never know when the ticking time bomb goes off

Oh f*** off with your “woe is me” bullshit. Your suffering is entirely self inflicted. And was/is 100% by choice.

Here’s a hint…maybe don’t eat cheese/dairy if you medically know your bitch ass digestive system can’t handle it.

Nobody’s forcing you to eat that stuff. Especially the ridiculous portions of it we’ve seen you inhale.

Eat some salad for christ sakes.

 

[John Price]

Oh f*** off with your “woe is me” bullshit. Your suffering is entirely self inflicted. And was/is 100% by choice.

Here’s a hint…maybe don’t eat cheese/dairy if you medically know your bitch ass digestive system can’t handle it.

Nobody’s forcing you to eat that stuff. Especially the ridiculous portions of it we’ve seen you inhale.

Eat some salad for christ sakes.

i have 2 big boxes of eggplant parm frozen from costco that need to be consumed

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

i have 2 big boxes of eggplant parm frozen from costco that need to be consumed

Again…why buy so many?? Especially if they’re “big boxes”

You’re a single person living alone. The “big” ones are probably big because they are supposed to be enough food for a family to have for dinner.

They aren’t portioned as snacks for an IRL Asian Munchlax who can’t even handle milk.

But go ahead…eat em’. Just don’t bitch in here afterwards that “your tummy hurts”