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John Price
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John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
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- 31,832
End of Line
Sic Semper Tyrannis
- Mar 20, 2009
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John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 388,231
- 31,832
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 388,231
- 31,832
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 388,231
- 31,832
lol McCarthy
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 13, 2025
Dallas Cowboys Name Jerry Jones as New Head Coach
Dallas, TX – The Dallas Cowboys have announced today that team owner, president, and general manager Jerry Jones will assume the role of head coach, effective immediately. The unprecedented move highlights Jones’ commitment to steering the franchise directly on and off the field as the Cowboys aim to solidify their position as one of the NFL's premier teams.
Jerry Jones, who has owned the Cowboys since 1989, has long been a central figure in shaping the team’s identity, success, and culture. Under his leadership, the Cowboys have won three Super Bowl championships and grown into one of the most valuable sports franchises in the world. Now, in a historic step, Jones will take his hands-on approach to the sidelines.
“This is a pivotal moment for our organization,” said Jerry Jones during today’s press conference. “I’ve spent decades building this team, and I believe that my experience and deep understanding of what it takes to win can make a difference. Coaching is a new challenge for me, but I’m ready to lead this team to greatness.”
The announcement follows the departure of former head coach [Insert Name], who led the Cowboys to [Insert Recent Performance]. Jones, 82, is confident that his leadership and passion for the game will inspire players and fans alike as the team focuses on its quest for a sixth Super Bowl championship.
“Jerry’s dedication to the Dallas Cowboys is unmatched,” said Stephen Jones, Cowboys executive vice president. “His decision to step into this role demonstrates his unwavering commitment to the success of this franchise. We are all excited to see where his leadership takes us.”
The move has sparked significant buzz throughout the NFL and among Cowboys fans, with reactions ranging from surprise to curiosity about how Jones’ approach will translate on the field. Jones will work closely with his coaching staff to ensure a seamless transition and maximize the team’s potential in the upcoming season.
The Cowboys are set to kick off their offseason preparations under Jones’ leadership, with players reporting to training camp later this summer.
For more information, visit www.dallascowboys.com or follow the Dallas Cowboys on social media for updates.
Media Contact:
[Your Name]
Director of Communications
Dallas Cowboys
[Phone Number]
[Email Address]
# # #
Note: This is a fictional press release and should not
be interpreted as real news.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 13, 2025
Dallas Cowboys Name Jerry Jones as New Head Coach
Dallas, TX – The Dallas Cowboys have announced today that team owner, president, and general manager Jerry Jones will assume the role of head coach, effective immediately. The unprecedented move highlights Jones’ commitment to steering the franchise directly on and off the field as the Cowboys aim to solidify their position as one of the NFL's premier teams.
Jerry Jones, who has owned the Cowboys since 1989, has long been a central figure in shaping the team’s identity, success, and culture. Under his leadership, the Cowboys have won three Super Bowl championships and grown into one of the most valuable sports franchises in the world. Now, in a historic step, Jones will take his hands-on approach to the sidelines.
“This is a pivotal moment for our organization,” said Jerry Jones during today’s press conference. “I’ve spent decades building this team, and I believe that my experience and deep understanding of what it takes to win can make a difference. Coaching is a new challenge for me, but I’m ready to lead this team to greatness.”
The announcement follows the departure of former head coach [Insert Name], who led the Cowboys to [Insert Recent Performance]. Jones, 82, is confident that his leadership and passion for the game will inspire players and fans alike as the team focuses on its quest for a sixth Super Bowl championship.
“Jerry’s dedication to the Dallas Cowboys is unmatched,” said Stephen Jones, Cowboys executive vice president. “His decision to step into this role demonstrates his unwavering commitment to the success of this franchise. We are all excited to see where his leadership takes us.”
The move has sparked significant buzz throughout the NFL and among Cowboys fans, with reactions ranging from surprise to curiosity about how Jones’ approach will translate on the field. Jones will work closely with his coaching staff to ensure a seamless transition and maximize the team’s potential in the upcoming season.
The Cowboys are set to kick off their offseason preparations under Jones’ leadership, with players reporting to training camp later this summer.
For more information, visit www.dallascowboys.com or follow the Dallas Cowboys on social media for updates.
Media Contact:
[Your Name]
Director of Communications
Dallas Cowboys
[Phone Number]
[Email Address]
# # #
Note: This is a fictional press release and should not
be interpreted as real news.
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
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Sega Dreamcast
party like it's 1999
SoupNazi
Keeps paying for Hangman’s OF to get promoted
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Follow up: dark mode, adding a logo, and some other stuff is still in progress. Devs felt comfortable moving over though because nobody enjoyed the default blue style.
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Paul & Stanley
Likewise !
John Price
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well at least the site runs faster with this upgrade
what do you mean the servers aren't powered by hamsters anymore
what do you mean the servers aren't powered by hamsters anymore
Slats432
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Just be happy the data is still here. #Zoidberg.
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While that’s all fine and dandy, why can't this shitsack website fix the major error where it’ll spaz out randomly and refresh the page on it’s own…
Either while you’re scrolling or as you are posting…
Plus when it does that it erases any reactions that you’ve reacted to on posts. So then you gotta scroll through and react again….
Either while you’re scrolling or as you are posting…
Plus when it does that it erases any reactions that you’ve reacted to on posts. So then you gotta scroll through and react again….
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
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- 31,832
End of Line
Sic Semper Tyrannis
- Mar 20, 2009
- 29,089
- 6,723
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 388,231
- 31,832
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 388,231
- 31,832
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 388,231
- 31,832
PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
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