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Useless Thread MCMXCIX: Miss Piggy Appreciation Thread

"I strongly encourage the Steelers to move on from their Super Bowl champion coach with a 63% winning record and join [the Raiders] on the coaching carousel of hoping to hiring a guy that could some day win a Super Bowl"

Ah yes, take advice from fans of a losing franchise who desperately wish their team was slightly better than mediocre.
 
Picking Up the Pieces: Life After the Campaign Trail

The election was over, and the dust had settled. John Price, the Plushie Party's unconventional candidate, had lost to Zack Hample by a narrow margin.

The Immediate Aftermath​

In the days following the election, John retreated to his apartment, the walls still adorned with campaign posters and plushie memorabilia. The vibrant energy that once filled the space had dissipated, replaced by a heavy silence.

Brenda, ever the supportive mother, arrived with a casserole in hand. "I made your favorite," she said softly, placing the dish on the table.

John managed a weak smile. "Thanks, Mom."

They sat in silence for a moment before Brenda spoke again. "You know, losing an election doesn't mean the end. Many great leaders faced defeats before their victories."

John nodded, recalling stories of politicians who had rebounded from losses.

Coping with the Loss​

The days turned into weeks, and John grappled with a mix of emotions: disappointment, frustration, and a lingering sense of failure.

He sought solace in his plushie collection, each one a reminder of the comfort and joy they brought to others.

To process his feelings, John began journaling, pouring his thoughts onto paper. He also reached out to fellow candidates who had experienced similar losses, finding camaraderie in shared experiences.

Brenda encouraged him to stay active, organizing community events where they distributed plushies to children in need.

These acts of kindness provided a sense of purpose and connection.

Reflecting on the Campaign​

One evening, as they sorted through campaign materials, John turned to Brenda. "Do you think we made a difference?"

Brenda smiled warmly. "Absolutely. We brought joy to many and showed that politics can have a softer side."

John realized that, despite the loss, their campaign had sparked conversations about mental health, comfort, and the importance of emotional well-being.

Planning the Next Steps​

With renewed determination, John decided to continue advocating for plushie therapy in schools and hospitals.

He collaborated with local organizations to establish programs that provided plushies to those in need, emphasizing the therapeutic benefits they offered.

Brenda, embracing her role as the campaign's heart, became a spokesperson for the cause, her catchphrase "It's a real banger!" becoming synonymous with their initiatives.

Moving Forward​

As time passed, John found peace in his new endeavors.

The election loss became a stepping stone, guiding him toward a path where he could make a tangible difference without holding public office.

Surrounded by a supportive community and driven by a passion for bringing comfort to others, John realized that sometimes, the most impactful victories aren't won at the ballot box but in the hearts of those you touch.
 
Six Months Later: Plushie Revenge and Baseball Seduction

Brenda's Plan for Revenge​

Six months had passed since John’s narrow election loss to Zack Hample, and while John had tried to move on by drowning his sorrows in more plushie acquisitions, Brenda had not. She stewed over Zack’s victory daily, convinced that his smug grin at the final debate was the root cause of her sleepless nights. One morning, over a plate of pancakes shaped like plushie animals, she declared her new mission.

"I'm going to bring Zack Hample down," Brenda said with the intensity of a soap opera villain.

I sighed, sipping my coffee. "Brenda, it’s been six months. Zack’s already forgotten about you and John. Let it go."

She slammed a plushie-shaped butter knife onto the table. "Never. I have a plan, and I need you to help me execute it."

I put down my coffee cautiously. "What… plan?"

Brenda smirked, a glint of madness in her eye. "I’m going to seduce Zack Hample and humiliate him. He’ll never recover!"

I stared at her, dumbfounded. "Brenda, he’s a professional baseball collector. I don’t think ‘seduction’ is a part of his world. Also, he’s probably not into—"

She cut me off, raising her hand dramatically. "He’s not going to see it coming. That’s the genius of it. You’ll be my wingman. You’ll distract him while I work my magic."

I groaned. "This is a terrible idea."

Meanwhile, John Digs Deeper​

While Brenda schemed, John had spiraled further into his plushie obsession. He had maxed out three new credit cards in just two months, buying limited-edition plushies from international sellers. One evening, I found him surrounded by packages, each containing a new, overpriced plush.

"John," I said, stepping over the mountain of cardboard boxes. "You can’t keep doing this. You’re already in debt from the campaign. How are you paying for all this?"

He shrugged, cradling a life-sized plushie unicorn. "I took out a loan. It’s fine. Plushies are an investment."

"An investment?!" I pointed to a plushie of a giraffe wearing sunglasses. "You’re not flipping stocks. These are toys!"

He looked at me like I was the crazy one. "They’re art."

I threw my hands up. "You’re going to bankrupt yourself!"

John shrugged. "If I’m going down, at least I’ll be surrounded by my friends."

The "Seduction"​

Brenda’s plot reached its climax one Thursday evening. She had somehow tracked down Zack Hample at a book signing event for his new memoir, Balls of Glory.

"Are you sure about this?" I whispered as Brenda adjusted her leopard-print dress in the rearview mirror.

"Positive," she said, puckering her lips in the mirror. "Zack won’t know what hit him."

As we entered the event, Zack was busy signing books and talking to fans. Brenda sauntered over, batting her eyelashes so aggressively I was worried she might sprain something.

"Zack Hample," she purred, leaning over the table. "I’m your biggest fan."

Zack looked up, confused but polite. "Uh, thanks! Who should I make this out to?"

"Brenda," she said, sliding a hotel key card across the table instead of a book. "But I’d rather you sign… this."

Zack froze, staring at the card like it was a foreign object. "Uh, ma’am, this is a family event—"

"I’ve got a real banger of an idea for how we can work together," Brenda said, leaning closer.

Security escorted her out before she could finish her sentence.

The Debt Collector's Call​

Back at home, John’s plushie empire was beginning to crumble. Debt collectors had started calling relentlessly. One afternoon, as I tried to enjoy a quiet moment, John ran into the living room holding his phone.

"Tell them I’m not here!" he hissed, tossing the phone to me.

I answered reluctantly.

"Hello, this is Debt Recovery Services. We’re calling regarding Mr. John Price’s account. He’s currently delinquent on a $15,000 loan."

"Fifteen thousand?!" I exclaimed, glaring at John.

John mouthed, "Limited-edition dragon plushies," as if that explained everything.

I hung up and turned to him. "John, this has to stop. You need help."

He nodded solemnly, then pulled out his laptop. "You’re right. I need to get that rare panda plushie before they sell out."

I buried my face in my hands.

The Aftermath​

Brenda’s failed seduction attempt and John’s mounting debt left the household in chaos. Brenda was banned from all future Zack Hample events, and John was one bad financial decision away from losing his apartment.

As for me, I was starting to wonder if this was my life now—mediating plushie-related disasters and trying to keep Brenda from enacting her next harebrained scheme.

But knowing Brenda and John, it was only a matter of time before things spiraled further out of control.

And I had a sinking feeling I’d be dragged along for the ride.
 
The Sinister Alliance

In the heart of Los Angeles, two of the most scheming minds in existence crossed paths in the dimly lit lounge of an exclusive club. Tom Sandoval, clad in his signature black leather jacket and meticulously styled hair, swirled his martini as he watched the room. He wasn’t here for another business pitch or to drown in his ego; tonight, he sought power.

Sheila Carter, the queen of manipulation and chaos, had been watching him from the shadows. Her sharp green eyes, almost feline, gleamed with interest. A man like Sandoval—charismatic, self-absorbed, and charming—could be useful in her plans.

“Tom,” she purred, sliding into the seat across from him. Her voice dripped with false sweetness, but her calculating gaze betrayed her true intentions.

“And you are?” Tom asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Sheila Carter,” she said, extending a hand. “Let’s just say I’m a woman who appreciates ambition. And I know you’ve got plenty.”

Tom smirked, intrigued. “You don’t strike me as someone who needs help. What’s your angle?”

Sheila leaned in, her voice barely above a whisper. “We both want control. You’ve tasted fame and influence, but you’re restless, aren’t you? Imagine if we combined forces. You, the face of charm and deception. Me, the strategist who can dismantle anyon
e in our way.”
 
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Since its launch, Marvel Rivals has surpassed 500 million active players, topping global download charts and earning critical acclaim for its innovative gameplay, immersive storytelling, and cutting-edge graphics. The game combines fast-paced action, deep customization options, and a shared universe where players can take control of their favorite Marvel heroes and villains in epic battles.

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Breaking Records Across the Board
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Fastest Game to 100 Million Downloads: Reaching the milestone within its first month.

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Most Streamed Game of 2024: Dominating platforms like Twitch and YouTube Gaming with millions of daily views.


A Game-Changing Experience
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Beyond gaming, Marvel Rivals has become a cultural touchstone, inspiring esports tournaments, fan art, and even cosplay trends. It has united fans across continents, languages, and demographics, proving the enduring power of storytelling and connection.

Looking Ahead
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