Useless Thread MCMXCIX: Miss Piggy Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

might start studying some more poker

one of the few games in the casino where the house doesn't have the edge

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Need to book another trip to Vegas to settle unfinished business

Trying to find “The Plushie That Got Away” are ya

 

[John Price]

honestly I don't like table games and the house won't let you count cards anyway lol

 

[John Price]

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[Sega Dreamcast]

might start studying some more poker

one of the few games in the casino where the house doesn't have the edge

The house doesn't have an edge because you're playing against other players.

The house takes a cut of every pot, so they get paid no matter what.

 

[John Price]

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The house doesn't have an edge because you're playing against other players.

The house takes a cut of every pot, so they get paid no matter what.

It's just that all the combos are difficult af to memorize

"full house"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It's just that all the combos are difficult af to memorize

"full house"

 

[GIADF]

Imagine. You flip your set of pocket Aces to round out a full house. You're very confident you're about to win the hand and the biggest pot of the night so far.





Dealer turns to JP.... the last player left in the hand.









The mood really starts to tense up. Seconds feel like minutes. The dealer asks JP to reveal his hand. JP starts to reveal his hand but before anyone can see what he has he stands up and screams....










GO FISH!!!!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The only two hands that aren't entirely self-explanatory are flush and full house, and those are not difficult to memorize.

 

[John Price]

 

[GIADF]

I think I would rip the little hair I have left out in frustration if I actually was playing against him in a hand. I honestly think a dealer would just kick him out eventually. Not that it's a difficult game to keep up with, but there is no way he'd be able to keep up with it.

 

[John Price]

The...I can't even...

Why can’t there be snow days for adults

BECAUSE ADULTS HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES AND HAVE TO WORK

TF WOULD I DO IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK TODAY? I'D JUST BE PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES. AND THEN I'D GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW. f***ING IDIOT.

"GO OUTSIDE AND ENJOY THE SNOW! IT'S SO PRETTY!"

IT'S LIKE 20 DEGREES OUTSIDE IDIOT

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

I think some people literally shoved part of my sidewalk, driveway and path for free

I ain't going outside lol

Oh by the way most people over age 21 stopped being excited about snow days once they had to work and you know drive in it to get around town.

 

[John Price]

When you realize everyone already has TSA Plus so the lines are just as long and you're only paying 1 dollar a month not to take your laptop and liquids out; at the expense of giving away all your PII

Security.

 

[John Price]

Wow, you can get through the line in 20 minutes instead of 25. Real convenience.

When you're at the airport two hours before the damn flight there's no difference. You lost 5 minutes standing in the normal line, so what. Just go to the gate and listen to music until you board.

And another thing, is anyone else gen pop boarding at group 5? I ain't boarding earlier than that. And no, like Kirk says, people don't line up waiting to board the plane anymore.

That said man I need to get that carryon luggage so I don't drag my duffel bag around or check it in for a 40 dollar fee.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

When you realize everyone already has TSA Plus so the lines are just as long and you're only paying 1 dollar a month not to take your laptop and liquids out; at the expense of giving away all your PII

Security.

Who do you think you're giving your personal information to?

Spoiler

The TSA is part of the f***ing government.

 

[John Price]

Who do you think you're giving your personal information to?

Spoiler

The TSA is part of the f***ing government.

Do you trust them??

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62

 

[SoupNazi]

TF WOULD I DO IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK TODAY? I'D JUST BE PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES. AND THEN I'D GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW. f***ING IDIOT.

You don't have a job, so how can you work?

 

[SoupNazi]

Wow, you can get through the line in 20 minutes instead of 25. Real convenience.

When you're at the airport two hours before the damn flight there's no difference. You lost 5 minutes standing in the normal line, so what. Just go to the gate and listen to music until you board.

And another thing, is anyone else gen pop boarding at group 5? I ain't boarding earlier than that. And no, like Kirk says, people don't line up waiting to board the plane anymore.

That said man I need to get that carryon luggage so I don't drag my duffel bag around or check it in for a 40 dollar fee.

Sorry guys, the spam bot is broken.

It's repeating itself for about the fifth time on this subject.

 

[John Price]

Kay is a windbag.

You would THINK someone of my ilk would enjoy Kay but I don't

Personally I always liked the radio crews better which most neutral fans loathe (John and Suzyn)

 

[John Price]

I grew up listening on WTAM 1000 to recent Ford C Frick winner Tom Hamilton

AM radio waves travel very far across mountains

Could pick up WTAM, and the Chicago ESPN station back in the day.

WBT Charlotte