Useless Thread MCMXCIX: Miss Piggy Appreciation Thread

[PanthersPens62]

Gauff, Fritz lead U.S. charge to United Cup title

Coco Gauff and Taylor Fritz led the U.S. to the title at the United Cup mixed team tournament.

www.espn.com

Gauff earlier stepped up preparations for the Australian Open, the year's first major which begins next Sunday, with a second consecutive victory over world No. 2 Swiatek in a blockbuster showdown that gave fans at the Ken Rosewall Arena their money's worth.

Gauff, the world No. 3 who beat Swiatek en route to the WTA Finals title last season, squandered a 2-0 lead in the first set but battled back to gain the upper hand in the match as her opponent committed 19 unforced errors.

In another high-octane set that followed, Gauff recovered a break to level at 4-4 and went on to secure the win that ensured she ended her singles campaign at the tournament unbeaten.

"I have the belief that I'm one of the best players in the world. When I play good tennis, I'm hard to beat," said Gauff, who also beat Leylah Fernandez, Donna Vekic, Zhang Shuai and Karolina Muchova in the event. "Today I think I played some great tennis. I'm glad I was able to get a point for Team USA. It was tough today, I'm not going to lie."

Coco has been reborn since dumping that worthless POS Brad Gilbert.

And you better believe J.R. Ewing would bed Hope Logan !

 

[John Price]

f*** Dallas

 

[GIADF]

Eat my ass Green Bay

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

the bar was nice enough to set up a corner here with no adjacent seats. Time to watch football uninterrupted

They stashed you in the corner out of embarrassment, and away from any women

 

[SoupNazi]

They stashed you in the corner out of embarrassment, and away from any women

His shoulders hurt from all the strikeouts.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

His shoulders hurt from all the strikeouts.

Reminds me of that Bill Dauterive quote from a King Of The Hill episide when he and Bobby are at a restaurant eating wings.

“Thanks for joining me. Normally when I come here alone they stick me behind the big screen TV.”

 

[John Price]

this shit is why I didn't bet on the games today everyone's resting starters

They stashed you in the corner out of embarrassment, and away from any women

it's pretty packed here

His shoulders hurt from all the strikeouts.

you're assuming I talk to anyone here

 

[John Price]

someone has brought their dog to the bar, express your outrage @End of Line @PanthersPens62

"Peter"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you're assuming I talk to anyone here

"I didn't strike out because I didn't even try" lol

Why even go to the bar if you're not going to socialize

 

[John Price]

"I didn't strike out because I didn't even try" lol

Why even go to the bar if you're not going to socialize

to watch my team in peace before the basketball game

also beer

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

also beer

They serve Millerades at this place??

 

[John Price]

They serve Millerades at this place??

no

Sierra Nevada celebration

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

"I didn't strike out because I didn't even try" lol

Why even go to the bar if you're not going to socialize

Maybe his plushies booted him out of the house

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

football season bar life GOAT

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

no

Sierra Nevada celebration

Another IPA

*yawn*

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood afternoon to ze wonderful @PanthersPens62

 

[End of Line]

someone has brought their dog to the bar, express your outrage @End of Line @PanthersPens62

"Peter"

Is it a service animal?

Maybe his plushies booted him out of the house

They caught him cheating with a my little pony

 

[John Price]

Is it a service animal?

no

it's making me laugh but I don't think I can talk more about it lol

 

[John Price]

dogs go to the other bar I go to but there's an outdoor patio lol

Mike White, didn't he date that Instagram model

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

dogs go to the other bar I go to but there's an outdoor patio lol

Mike White, didn't he date that Instagram model

No, he married his college sweetheart.

As for the dog, I am betting:

1. He is leashed
2. He is calmly sitting/lying on the ground
3. He is NOT jumping up & putting his paws on the tables.

 

[John Price]

As for the dog, I am betting:

1. He is leashed
2. He is calmly sitting/lying on the ground
3. He is NOT jumping up & putting his paws on the tables.

this is correct

 

[PanthersPens62]

this is correct

Ok, then I don't have a problem with it. You know darned well my problem with "Peter" is that Kirk lets him run amuck.......allowed him to cost a kicker a chance at winning a ton of $$$$....allows him to put his paws on the desk......allows him to be a distraction overall during the telecast. Not to mention what goes on when on airplanes.