Useless Thread MCMXCIX: Miss Piggy Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

Is JP still on his period, or will he stop being a massive bitch

He was asking for it

You're referring to the wrong person

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I wouldn’t trust JP to feed a f***ing goldfish

 

[John Price]

Hello. This is John Price. I am writing this because many people have been worried about my recent silent practice. After forum posting for nearly 25 years, posting has become a job rather than a hobby, and I have a lot of worries, concerns, and stress, which have led to my current state of always feeling tired. I have come to think that this is why I often whine, criticize, and belittle certain people, and say hurtful things. I also feel bad when reading my posts. I have committed many sins with the words I have said while posting. I want to apologize to everyone. That is why I decided to practice silent practice for the purpose of internal purification, thinking that I should improve before it is too late. I will not change overnight, but I will try to change little by little. Thank you.

It came to my attention that the baseball solstice has passed which means we are halfway through the baseball offseason

Soon baseball will return. I look forward to seeing how the Marlins will do this year.

There is no difference now between a WWE telecast and a ESPN bowl game telecast. Announcers are terrible, show bias constantly and are not objective, prop up their own properties they own. I just mute ESPN now

Would you agree with that assertion @PanthersPens62

And we're not talking Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura in the booth...

It's nothing personal. Just tired of seeing people complain constantly all the time. You can do something about it.

Man up. I did.

Heading out

27 degrees out. wtf.

f***in cold

If it were in the teens here there'd be riots

we expect 40 degree days that's normal

 

[GIADF]

Complains about people complaining.


Immediately proceeds to complain about weather.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Would you agree with that assertion @PanthersPens62

And we're not talking Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura in the booth...

No. Yes, Tessitore has become a carnival barker & Kirk has turned heel but I would not go as far as you have.........yet.

 

[John Price]

No. Yes, Tessitore has become a carnival barker & Kirk has turned heel but I would not go as far as you have.........yet.

open your eyes

 

[PanthersPens62]

open your eyes

Why does this bother you so much? Its not as bad as you make it out to be. Yes, there is some SEC bias but I don't find announcers openly rooting for those teams in these bowl games.

Meanwhile. are you now adding the Reds to the plethora of teams you plan on bandwagonning this season?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Complains about people complaining.


Immediately proceeds to complain about weather.

You’d think with all that blubber on him he’d be nice and toasty.

Whatta bitch…

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

He was asking for it

You're referring to the wrong person

 

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If it were in the teens here there'd be riots

we expect 40 degree days that's normal

This is typical here lol

You’d think with all that blubber on him he’d be nice and toasty.

Whatta bitch…

Captain Ahab is still pissed JP bit off his leg

 

[John Price]

You’d think with all that blubber on him he’d be nice and toasty.

Whatta bitch…

I'm not Canadian

garage ready for the storm just gonna stash my car there so I don't have to shovel the snow off.

do you park your car outside?

now cam

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

now cam

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Ask Pawlette or Bidoof to keep you warm

 

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now cam

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I’m about to run some errands wearing shorts and a hoodie

 

[SoupNazi]

I wouldn’t trust JP to feed a f***ing goldfish

There’s a story in there somewhere. I’ll get to it one of these days.

 

[SoupNazi]

Ask Pawlette or Bidoof to keep you warm

Sir Fuzzington.

 

[SoupNazi]

Why does this bother you so much? Its not as bad as you make it out to be. Yes, there is some SEC bias but I don't find announcers openly rooting for those teams in these bowl games.

Meanwhile. are you now adding the Reds to the plethora of teams you plan on bandwagonning this season?

Because his Yankees bandwagonning worked out so well.

 

[John Price]

too cold

 

[John Price]

now cam

I’m about to run some errands wearing shorts and a hoodie

do you psrk you car outside

 

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During the summer and fall yea

 

[John Price]

During the summer and fall yea

ok

i remember you kept you car outside during the snow a few weeks ago

better put that boy indoors

 

[John Price]

 

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ok

i remember you kept you car outside during the snow a few weeks ago

better put that boy indoors

That was a dusting

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[John Price]

Caps losing 1-0

 

[John Price]

SUNRISE, Fla. (AP) — Sam Reinhart and Anton Lundell scored in the shootout, and the Florida Panthers beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 3-2 on Friday night.

Matthew Tkachuk got a power-play goal midway through the third period for Florida, which also got a goal from Gustav Forsling.

 

[PanthersPens62]

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — Moments before being doused with a five-gallon tub of mayonnaise, Minnesota coach P.J. Fleck shouted “make it a double!”

Then the 44-year-old coach strapped on a Duke’s Mayo Bowl necktie and — with his players watching and chanting “Mayo! Mayo!” — was drenched on a chilly 40-degree night, a celebration that has become part of the game tradition.

“I told our players if they had 15 tubs of those, I would have done all 15,” Fleck said. “It’s worth it to be a champion at the end of the year.”

Max Brosmer threw for 211 yards and a touchdown, Darius Taylor ran for 113 yards a TD and also threw for a score and the Golden Gophers extended their bowl winning streak to eight with a 24-10 victory over Virginia Tech on Friday night.