Useless Thread MCMVIII: Mario FIXED It - The U Appreciation Thread

[SoupNazi]

Didn't know you were cool enough to play GTA.

I get more women in a week than you’ve had in your entire life.

 

[John Price]

Join the Capital City Mambo Sauce Wing Contest at SeatGeek Legends Plaza! Sign up at 11:15 AM in Legends Plaza, and at 11:45, three fans will have 2 minutes to eat as many wings as they can. The winner gets a prize pack and game-time spotlight!

I get more women in a week than you’ve had in your entire life.

in gta san Andreas?

@MetalheadPenguinsFan remember you could have girlfriends in gta san Andreas lol I never bothered to get 100%

 

[John Price]

I don't doubt it either I'm too busy to talk to women. Work or hockey.

Very busy.

Might heckle nerd or whomever you geeks have in net tonight.

 

[John Price]

I can't see from this distance who the f*** is numbah 30. Must be a jagoff .

I mean yinz already sent Jarry down for conditioning what other scrubs would you possibly be fielding out there.

65 is a f***ing hippie and needs a haircut.

 

[SoupNazi]

Burner for @John Price found on Reddit.

 

[SoupNazi]

@John Price has a Tinder profile with all pictures of plushies and wonders why he gets no matches.

 

[John Price]

Burner for @John Price found on Reddit.

I don't use Reddit

 

[SoupNazi]

I don't use Reddit

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

 

[John Price]

f***ing f*** tge ESPN plus putting this shit behind a damn paywall where nonkdy can f***ing sre it. so dumb

if I weren't here in person I would be irate

 

[John Price]

I'm going to have multiple lunches in Caesars.

tortazo and mok bar

whyyyyy

"second lunch torta"

eh it'd still be cheaper than baccahnal lol

 

[End of Line]

Burner for @John Price found on Reddit.

That was sad to read

f***ing f*** tge ESPN plus putting this shit behind a damn paywall where nonkdy can f***ing sre it. so dumb

if I weren't here in person I would be irate

Why I’m watching Casino instead

 

[SoupNazi]

I'm going to have multiple lunches in Caesars.

tortazo and mok bar

whyyyyy

"second lunch torta"

eh it'd still be cheaper than baccahnal lol

When the ladies come up and ask you if you want to party, just remember they’re going to want money for their services.

 

[John Price]

I thought old ass erik karlsson retired

That was sad to read



Why I’m watching Casino instead

it's a good movie.

what part are you on

penguins were so happy getting karlsson but he sucks. the last good penguins defense man was kuhnackl

 

[John Price]

dude wtf is going on

 

[End of Line]

I thought old ass erik karlsson retired


it's a good movie.

what part are you on

penguins were so happy getting karlsson but he sucks. the last good penguins defense man was kuhnackl

It’s in my top 5 all time movies. Nicky just arrived to Vegas.

 

[John Price]

It’s in my top 5 all time movies. Nicky just arrived to Vegas.

"We're supposed to be out here robbing people you f***ing slur"

 

[John Price]

are you watching the edited version on AMC

it's so bad the rant between Nicky and Ace in the desert is so edited

 

[End of Line]

"We're supposed to be out here robbing people you f***ing slur"

“You better the dig the hole first or you’re gonna be out there for awhile”


I think my top 5 consists of in no order:

Goodfellas
Casino
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Tron: Legacy
The Goonies

HM: The Dark Knight, Black Mass, Halloween (1978), Interstellar, The Warriors, Jurassic Park

are you watching the edited version on AMC

it's so bad the rant between Nicky and Ace in the desert is so edited

Blu Ray

 

[John Price]

“You better the dig the hole first or you’re gonna be out there for awhile”


I think my top 5 consists of in no order:

Goodfellas
Casino
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Tron: Legacy
The Goonies

HM: The Dark Knight, Black Mass, Halloween (1978), Interstellar, The Warriors, Jurassic Park



Blu Ray

Don't put too much onions in the sauce.

@MetalheadPenguinsFan

 

[John Price]

I watched casino on peacock a few Sundays ago

The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checking into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with $4 million in a suitcase, and some 25-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing? And that's that.

 

[John Price]

From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.

 

[End of Line]

Don't put too much onions in the sauce.

@MetalheadPenguinsFan

But Paulie would slice the garlic so thin it’d liquify in the pan

From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.

Lester just got the piss beat out of him

 

[John Price]

He had a fool-proof scheme, all right. It wasn't very scientific but it worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. What were they gonna do? Muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.

But Paulie would slice the garlic so thin it’d liquify in the pan



Lester just got the piss beat out of him

lol that dumb bitch was so upset about it

she's cheating on her husband with him what did she expect

 

[End of Line]

“You got me there, he’s as useless as tits on a bull, but he is my brother in law”

And we’ve reached the point where Ginger becomes insufferable

He had a fool-proof scheme, all right. It wasn't very scientific but it worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. What were they gonna do? Muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.


lol that dumb bitch was so upset about it

she's cheating on her husband with him what did she expect

He’s just a pimp lol

 

[John Price]

yeah ginger was an idiot tying up her own daughter