Useless Thread MCMVIII: Mario FIXED It - The U Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[End of Line]

My daughter was very happy

I was just happy Michigan looked ok against Oregon

I was honestly surprised they scored as much as they did

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Papa John's, eww

 

[John Price]

John Price talking about women:

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Papa John's, eww

well if you have anything else here to recommend for lunch i'd like to see it

there is literally nothing else to eat here

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

well if you have anything else here to recommend for lunch i'd like to see it

there is literally nothing else to eat here

Eat shit

 

[John Price]

Eat shit

 

[Mrfenn92]

I was honestly surprised they scored as much as they did

Agreed

 

[John Price]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan

 

[GIADF]

well if you have anything else here to recommend for lunch i'd like to see it

there is literally nothing else to eat here

Your electronic devices so you can’t post

 

[John Price]

Your electronic devices so you can’t post

you still at the hospital, f***

 

[GIADF]

you still at the hospital, f***

Yes

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Yes

To no one's surprise, he has no idea what child birth entails

 

[GIADF]

To no one's surprise, he has no idea what child birth entails

Probably for the best

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Probably for the best

He would be so useless and his baby momma would have to do everything.

"Honey, can you hold the baby so I can go to the bathroom?"

"Busy."

 

[John Price]

Pizza time

 

[John Price]

 

[Mrfenn92]

How’s the love life going John?

 

[John Price]

Orphaned squirrel who became social media star was euthanized after being seized from home

An orphaned squirrel that became a social media star called Peanut is dead after being seized by New York state from his caretakers' home.

apnews.com

After anonymous complaints, officers from the state Department of Environmental Conservation took the squirrel and a raccoon named Fred from Mark Longo’s home near the Pennsylvania border in rural Pine City on Wednesday, Longo said.

 

[End of Line]

How’s the love life going John?

He’s currently dating his Ms Piggy plushie

 

[John Price]

Longo and his wife, Daniela, opened P’Nuts Freedom Farm Animal Sanctuary in April 2023. It now houses about 300 animals including horses, goats and alpacas, Longo said. He said he was in the process of filing paperwork to get Peanut certified as an educational animal when he was seized.

 

[Mrfenn92]

He’s currently dating his Ms Piggy plushie

That poor farm animal

 

[John Price]

"Plushie Freedom Farm" now houses about 300 plushies including horses, rabbits and bears, @John Price said

 

[End of Line]

That poor farm animal

He’s moved on from his waifu pillow at least

 

[PanthersPens62]

Longo and his wife, Daniela, opened P’Nuts Freedom Farm Animal Sanctuary in April 2023. It now houses about 300 animals including horses, goats and alpacas, Longo said. He said he was in the process of filing paperwork to get Peanut certified as an educational animal when he was seized.

And the underlined/italicized is why ze sympathy train is making ZERO stops at Chez Longo.

 

[John Price]

Educational animal