Useless Thread MCMVI: Fried Chicken Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

Hey, he totally has a job! He swears!

I'm literally working right now bud

 

[SoupNazi]

I'm literally working right now bud

Sitting on the toilet with your phone in one hand and your emotional support stuffie in the other is not work.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I can't go on like this by myself man I need a personal assistant or a significant other to monitor and aid me

Does that mean me being a subservient man who caters to a woman's whim like some non sigma simp. Yes.

But my mental abilities are declining rapidly. I can't live by myself man.

Made linguine last night. kept the pasta out to cool but came down later. notice a blue light. When did the stove glow in the dark?

Wait... IT'S STILL ON!

f*** me man I need an assistant because I can't do this shit anymore. gotta get a nice Asian woman

You’re just careless.

 

[John Price]

You’re just careless.

I have Alzheimer

if I don't get a girlfriend maybe some responsible roommates

Sitting on the toilet with your phone in one hand and your emotional support stuffie in the other is not work.

Sorry I have a profession that allows me to remotely work without flying constantly

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Go drink your metamucil, grandpa

"I need a girlfriend to monitor and aid me"

I can't believe women aren't lining up to be your f***ing nurse and secretary

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I have Alzheimer

No you don’t. STFU.

That’s legit insulting to the poor folks who actually have it.

You’re just a dumbass.

People don’t get home healthcare/into nursing homes because they are just morons.

 

[John Price]

Go drink your metamucil, grandpa

"I need a girlfriend to monitor and aid me"

I can't believe women aren't lining up to be your f***ing nurse and secretary

I should hire one like Vince

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[SoupNazi]

I should hire one like Vince

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Is that your idea of a blow-up doll?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Just get some lonely old Asian widow

It’d be like how Bill Dauterive hooked up with Khan’s mom on KoTH for awhile, but IRL….

@John Price

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

I can't

Maybe I should get some kind of memory otc drugs. IT's a real issue

can barely sleep, memory loss, serious crap going on here folks

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I can't

Maybe I should get some kind of memory otc drugs. IT's a real issue

can barely sleep, memory loss, serious crap going on here folks

It's because you eat like shit, and spend your days online…and your evenings doing questionable things to stuffed animals.

Go nail a hooker and touch grass.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Is this the hangover from that one Bud Light you had on Sunday

 

[John Price]

Is this the hangover from that one Bud Light you had on Sunday

no

Whats the point of speeding through the UT though??

Meaningful banter back n forth > posting shit just because you can

This uT hass been unlocked for too long it needs to be finished ASAP

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This uT hass been unlocked for too long

who cares

 

[John Price]

who cares

we need to advance to the next thread. this thread is past it's expiration date.

 

[PanthersPens62]

I should hire one like Vince

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Oh lookie @MetalheadPenguinsFan - it's bath day for the plushies !!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Oh lookie @MetalheadPenguinsFan - it's bath day for the plushies !!!

Must’ve been a wild Millerade and plushie orgy at Chez Price

 

[John Price]

Must’ve been a wild Millerade and plushie orgy at Chez Price

I'm not Diddy

 

[John Price]

okay busy

 

[John Price]

still haven't beaten donkey Kong country @MetalheadPenguinsFan

 

[John Price]

so dumb you can't play old Nintendo games on switch

actually you can, my

bad

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm not Diddy

Ok there “Plush Daddy”

 

[John Price]

I mean if you can play all 3 DK games on switch that'd be wild

I think you can

Now I can go out and touch grass while playing DK

The only bad thing is you can't save wheneve ryou want. For that cart mission @MetalheadPenguinsFan I kept having to save in game because those jumps were a pain.

Then I found out later that you can just skip through most of the level.