Useless Thread MCMVI: Fried Chicken Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

Danica Patrick.......

Old news

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Danica Patrick.......

Nothing like a dumbass trying to appeal to the same type of people that were her loudest critics throughout her career.

 

[John Price]

What made Samantha Irwin so good?

She was just annoying especially her announcement of Chelsea Green.

"But Chelsea told me to announce her in that annoying fashion."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Danica Patrick.......

Isn’t she the chick from those GoDaddy.com commercials

 

[John Price]

Isn’t she the chick from those GoDaddy.com commercials

Ye

some race car drivin', go daddy, "Endurance" or whatever that insurance company for cars is

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What made Samantha Irwin so good?

She was just annoying especially her announcement of Chelsea Green.

"But Chelsea told me to announce her in that annoying fashion."

What makes any ring announcer good?

Having a unique, memorable voice and making some great moments.

Point me to one instance of Lillian Garcia making an iconic call.

 

[John Price]

What makes any ring announcer good?

Having a unique, memorable voice and making some great moments.

She didn't have any great moments

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

She didn't have any great moments

Let's remind you, yet again, that you don't watch the show.

 

[John Price]

Point me to one instance of Lillian Garcia making an iconic call.

You were shown this yesterday you did not comment

 

[John Price]

Tell me again how HHH saved the company from Vince.

Yeah, you're right. I dont' watch. I haven't seen a full 3 hour episode of RAW since 2016.

And you know damn well I'm not going to start watching now. I mean, they put RAW on Mondays against MNF. And the football sucked last night. And I was just watching in Korean giving no f***s about what Gunther or whoever RAW has on now was doing. You know they got rid of Bobby Lashley? The All Mighty. f*** that.

Literally the only good wrestler on RAW right now is Cody. Finish the story brother

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You were shown this yesterday you did not comment

That was dumb and had nothing to do with her announcing ability.

Did Hunter think that would make him look good? He looked like an asshole trying to chase and intimidate a woman.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I think I no longer need to be a member of #TeamSoftFoods anymore

 

[John Price]

Isn't Lilian a member of the WWE HOF

I think I no longer need to be a member of #TeamSoftFoods anymore

You enjoy your processed chef boyardee?

Also remember you can't even have it hot depending on your oral surgery

so cold mushy chef boyardee...ugh

I will say though I don't know what the f*** happened but when I was #TeamSoftFoods and ate cold food I literally lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks lol. I've thought about going back to team soft foods.

That was dumb and had nothing to do with her announcing ability.

Did Hunter think that would make him look good? He looked like an asshole trying to chase and intimidate a woman.

Well he did piledrive Lita with STone Cold

 

[John Price]

I don't think they served a 3-course Chef Boyardee meal in prison @MetalheadPenguinsFan . Henry would be very disappointed in your food tastes.

"Don't put too much onions in the chef boyardee."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You enjoy your processed chef boyardee?

Ze spaghetti and meatballs is fine when cold.

I did miss being able to put hot sauce on it though.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I don't think they served a 3-course Chef Boyardee meal in prison @MetalheadPenguinsFan . Henry would be very disappointed in your food tastes.

He got f***ed over hard at the end with egg noodles and ketchup.

 

[John Price]

Ze spaghetti and meatballs is fine when cold.

I did miss being able to put hot sauce on it though.

Welcome back to team #HotFoods #HardFoods

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Tell me again how HHH saved the company from Vince.

There is no shortage of people bitching about Vince's shitty booking over the past 15-20 years.

 

[John Price]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan like Henry Hill's father in law hasn't been able to eat a decent meal in 6 weeks

"What kind of people are these."

 

[John Price]

NBA season starts today.

Have no clue who is playing or what games are on today. Don't give a shit.

Especially when I don't get NBA League Pass for free this year. f*** off NBA

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

NBA season starts today.

Have no clue who is playing or what games are on today. Don't give a shit.

Especially when I don't get NBA League Pass for free this year. f*** off NBA

if you don't care, then why even post anything about it

 

[John Price]

if you don't care, then why even post anything about it

to advance the UT faster, duh

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Whats the point of speeding through the UT though??

Meaningful banter back n forth > posting shit just because you can

 

[John Price]

I can't go on like this by myself man I need a personal assistant or a significant other to monitor and aid me

Does that mean me being a subservient man who caters to a woman's whim like some non sigma simp. Yes.

But my mental abilities are declining rapidly. I can't live by myself man.

Made linguine last night. kept the pasta out to cool but came down later. notice a blue light. When did the stove glow in the dark?

Wait... IT'S STILL ON!

f*** me man I need an assistant because I can't do this shit anymore. gotta get a nice Asian woman

 

[SoupNazi]

Yes, because you’re “soooo busy”

Hey, he totally has a job! He swears!