Useless Thread MCMV: Dig the f*** in

[John Price]

Implying he'd file tax returns if he even did manage to get a job.

I had to file them earlier it was a pita

 

[GIADF]

I had to file them earlier it was a pita

Government probably deleted you from the system thinking there is no way this guy has gone 30+ years without a job, his SSN was probably created in error.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I had to file them earlier it was a pita

Earlier?

It's October, bro. Tax day was literally 6 months ago

 

[GIADF]

Earlier?

It's October, bro. Tax day was literally 6 months ago

To be fair I don't think we've filed until October the last few years, but our taxes are complicated.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

He gets audited every year because he keeps trying to claim his 3000 plushies as dependents.

 

[John Price]

Earlier?

It's October, bro. Tax day was literally 6 months ago

yes that's when I filed them

 

[GIADF]

@John Price is this your accountant?

Actually, on second thought... maybe just stay away from children entirely.

 

[John Price]

taxes are dumb anyway I ain understand that shit I just have the software figure it out

 

[GIADF]

taxes are dumb anyway I ain understand that shit I just have the software figure it out

Pretty easy to "figure it out" when there is nothing to figure out.

 

[John Price]

Pretty easy to "figure it out" when there is nothing to figure out.

no you dolt I have two jobs

okay busy

 

[GIADF]

no you dolt I have two jobs

okay busy

Oh it’s 2 now?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

no you dolt I have two jobs

 

[John Price]

Oh it’s 2 now?

I always had two jobs sorry you didn't see because of your 6 year hf sabbatical lol

this information is literally from May

 

[John Price]

busy

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Touching yourself twice in one day is not "two jobs"

 

[John Price]

Touching yourself twice in one day is not "two jobs"

I heard about Theo taking a break and I decided to follow similar logic. very intriguing podcast

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I heard about Theo taking a break and I decided to follow similar logic. very intriguing podcast

 

[John Price]

Theo is unmarried and has no kids






like me !

going to the bar alone later but I can already tell you I won't hook up with anyone because I'll be alone in the corner drinking and watching college football recordings on my tablet

life sucks

WHY WON'T THIS SHIT WORK . dumb computer

that's me in the corner
that's me in the spot
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@PanthersPens62 Didn't know you liked REM I would have thought they would have been too modern for you.

It's not like a nyone that is brought home here would enjoy a bed fille dwith plushies so yeah I doubt anyone is "visiting" anytime soon lol

I might just clean up this pigsty and I was going to do it over the weekend but didn't feel like it

I did get a new vacuum off amazon for their prime deal days. turns out it was a pet vacuum

I was this close to returning it (do not own any pets) until I read online that it's just a more powerful vaccum

Maybe it'll actually clean the f***ing carpets around here

 

[PanthersPens62]

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@PanthersPens62 Didn't know you liked REM I would have thought they would have been too modern for you.

I mainly know that song because it was played on an early episode of Beverly Hills 90210 !

 

[John Price]

I mainly know that song because it was played on an early episode of Beverly Hills 90210 !

I have not seen that show in a very long time

When I was in Taiwan for vacation in the 90's it was on TV lol

 

[John Price]

40 more minutes untill the work day is done

 

[John Price]

People talk about traveling for work well I only have to travel 3 feet from my bedroom to my office to work.

Every monday-Friday.

Can't really complain.

 

[John Price]

The only bad thing is the food here sucks

mostly processed chemical shit

Wait is that NLCS game really at 4 pm? Shit. Gonna have to put it on Japanese TV lol

 

[GIADF]

I always had two jobs sorry you didn't see because of your 6 year hf sabbatical lol

this information is literally from May

What information?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What information?

That's when he claimed that he's actually employed.

As far as I remember, this two job nonsense is new