Useless Thread MCMII: NFL Post-Preseason Pre-Season Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm hung over on 5 hours of sleep

f***

Meanwhile I’ve just killed another 6 pack

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Panthers smh
Lol Giants and Bears, get f***ed

 

[John Price]

Panthers smh
Lol Giants and Bears, get f***ed

yet the Giants will still find a way to look like world beaters against Washington

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Even with Sullivan’s corpse behind our bench, I am excited for hockey season.

 

[John Price]

wtf there's another Matlock reboot?

Even with Sullivan’s corpse behind our bench, I am excited for hockey season.

oh please you haven't followed penguins hockey since kuznetzov eliminated you all

 

[John Price]

Matlock isn't even a male detective anymore ROFL

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

yet the Giants will still find a way to look like world beaters against Washington

Well, losing to a bad team typically means you're worse than them

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

oh please you haven't followed penguins hockey since kuznetzov eliminated you all

I’ve always kept tabs on Pittsburgh.

 

[John Price]

Dolphins need to wake up f***

I’ve always kept tabs on Pittsburgh.

"kept tabs"

need Miami to wake up man

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Watt single-handedly keeping the Stillers relevant.

f***ing Chicago with a blocked punt

 

[John Price]

Watt single-handedly keeping the Stillers relevant.

f***ing Chicago with a blocked punt

you watching red zone

I would activate it but I'm at the bar

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you watching red zone

I would activate it but I'm at the bar

I'm disappointed that I signed up for the package with Rz, just to find out they made the first week free

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Lol Giants

Jones sucks, but Daboll is a fraud

 

[John Price]

Lol Giants

Jones sucks, but Daboll is a fraud

infuriating they keep managing to beat Washington lol

 

[End of Line]

Nahhhhh.

As someone who’se done LSD, blow, and other things. It’s really not.

Alcohol is way worse IMO

When I did LSD I had such auditory overload that I could concentrate on shit or sleep lol. Shrooms was a journey. Molly was definitely the most powerful drug I’ve done. Once was good enough for me.

Even with Sullivan’s corpse behind our bench, I am excited for hockey season.

Hoping Rutger makes the team and solidifies himself as LW1

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

infuriating they keep managing to beat Washington lol

Infuriating that people somehow feel sorry for a team with 2 championships in the past 20 years.

Cry me a f***ing river that one of your city's 8 sports teams has been awful for a few years

 

[John Price]

I swear Imma flip out if the dolphins lose I put skin on that game

this is all tyreeks fault.

When I did LSD I had such auditory overload that I could concentrate on shit or sleep lol. Shrooms was a journey. Molly was definitely the most powerful drug I’ve done. Once was good enough for me.



Hoping Rutger makes the team and solidifies himself as LW1

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Might look into the sports betting apps this week

 

[John Price]

pens putting guentzel on exchange

is dubas dumb

 

[John Price]

never taken lsd or Molly or any illegal drug

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

never taken lsd or Molly or any illegal drug

You’d be a f***ing basket case if you did.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Illegal drug, lirl

If you say you never did drugs, no one thinks you're talking about Wellbutrin

 

[End of Line]

never taken lsd or Molly or any illegal drug

I highly recommend you don’t lol. Just don’t think you’d be able to handle it.

 

[John Price]

Dolphins down 3 now need them to win badly

I highly recommend you don’t lol. Just don’t think you’d be able to handle it.

sports gambling is my drug

 

[Mrfenn92]

Shrooms are great
Looking forward to doing it with the family